Fucking hell..... :(

And to recap...

The suit I had made in Thailand had a sort of British cut to it. Blue pinstripe, three button jacket, dual vents, athletic cut. At the time I didn't get a waistcoat but now I sort've wish I had.

It is too bad the rest of England doesn't know the backstory from WF. You could move in with Dan and have a hit reality show.

Didn't read the thread, huh?

I already made that joke.

Nah. Someday he'll be dead.

Mewa makin Jaybird look gooooood.

I think somebody peed in his bowl of Cheerios.

Old school. Mewa knows the reference. If his brain is still plugged in, which is doubtful given his "contributions" as of late.

Whatever happened to Jaybird anyways? Last I heard, Lt. Mewa was gloating that he got the guy in trouble at work or something. That is why Jaybird left Trek BBS.

Yeah also perhaps no one told you or you missed it but you've been downgraded to handing out only purple slices.....

You're no longer worthy of orange.



Perhaps a mod could take the above picture and give it the name of : mewa : now.

Or someone could take the orange slices and color them purple.....

oh oh oh !!!!!!!!!

He could teach chavs how to use the law to completely and totally violate the spirit of the law.

"Need to figure out how to [-]steal[/-] get more benefits? Come to my classes!"

"Need to know what exactly to say to a police officer when they are harassing you? Come to my class!"

Won't work. He has to market these classes to people who have money.

At a guess, when he expected the management to fight his battles with Tas for him, and that shit didn't happen.

Mewa decided to join that exclusive club with Tas and Apostle, the one that's exclusive on the basis no one in their right minds wants to pay the joining fee of becoming an utterly worthless twatdrip.

Are you kidding? It's the UK. The government will pay him to teach them and the classes will be free.

I wish.....

Try to look on the bright side, Chup...



Did she have any hot friends that secretly fancied you? In my experience, there's usually at least one.

Sorry to hear it Chup!

Commiserations el chu, sincerely.

But punt the ring, or hold onto it and punt it in a few years. These things appreciate in value. The one I bought was roughly the same price, the jewellers told me it would be worth a good bit more over time.

Odds are that they now know all his shortcomings.

Meh. All women complain, but that doesn't stop most women from being competitive.

The term 'shortcomings' and this didn't give you any hint as to what I was really talking about?

How would you be so knowing about my "shortcomings" my caucasian challenged friend?

Still , eh?!

I suppose if I also posted a comment on how I love pickled onion crisps you'd suggest I was upset still, no?

Eh, wot?! Pickled onion crisps??? Sounds like just the sort of thing that would help your relationship go downhill.

Fuck it. No silly bint is worth giving up pickled onion crisps for.