Fucking hell..... :(

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by El Chup, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Hmmmmm, perhaps it's just me, but this is distinctly not a thread complaining about my treatment at the hands of another poster.....which you have proven is your forté.....each and every time someone says something you consider to be out of order.
  2. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Sympathies, Chup. Having been on the other side of the vows, let me say that it's best now. I know that's no consolation, but as someone that has been there and done that, while painful, it's for the best.

    I'd also suggest staying away from the bottle. Trust me, there is no resolution or answers to be found there. I know, I spent lots and lots of time looking.
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  3. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Well enough about me, lets talk about you.

    So I guess Mum and Dad will dust off your old toys and prep your room. I bet they have your old cup and saucer up in the attic. You're gonna love going home!! :techman:
  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Dude, you were gonna look there regardless. Gimme a break. :garamet:
  5. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
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  7. Summerteeth

    Summerteeth Quinquennial Visitation

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    When did Mewa turn mean? :unsure:
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  8. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I see no reason why this can't work for WF.

    Dan...take one for the team and move El Chup in your place for awhile and set up web cams so we can all watch the fun of our very own British Odd Couple. :diacanu:

    Oh...and Mewa....why are being a dick here? What has Chup done to you? :unsure:
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  9. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    The one by Gil Scott Heron is better. :mewa2:
  10. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Correct me if I'm wrong, because I may have you confused with someone else, but weren't you the one with the Iranian girl and just about to get married?

    Tough break, man.

    I'm with a hard-headed woman myself. I'm also hard headed so marriage has never come up after 2 years and never will. After the past couple of weeks of bullshit, we may be on our last legs.
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  11. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    When this thread got to page 2 and I saw that it had not been moved out of the Red Room.

    Oh and thats how niggers be actin'! :nyer:
  12. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    If El Chup had 'did something to me' why do you need to know? Can I just be a generally fucked up guy without any special reasons? :nyer:
  13. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Yeah, we know. :rolleyes:
  14. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I guess so.

    I think it's too bad, but if that is all you want to be anymore then there is little that can be done about it. :shrug:
  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Yeah, believe me, I've been there once before and I learned that it makes situations worse, not better.
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  16. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Alrighty then....may I continue?!! :marathon:

    El Chup needs to meet a nice fat Irish girl. :ramen:
  17. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Think I just worked out my career change....
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  18. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Why fat and Irish?
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    Hmm... to be fair, I don't really know you. OTOH, Mewa's always been crabby, but in an endearing kind of way. This Nu-Mewa doesn't seem half as endearing. :marathon:
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  20. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I don't understand why you have to make a career change. What happened? Did you get hit really hard on the head? Did you lose that fancy wig you wear in court? :shrug:
  21. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Why not?

    :ramen:
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  22. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I don't know. Just an idea. Don't you like Irish girls??

    No wait...I know. You want a girl from Afghanistan now. It all makes sense now. You sly fucker you!! That or an Iraqi chick. :ramen:
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    No reacharound during their NYC meetup a few years ago. :brokeback:
  24. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    No. I do not like ginger moustaches.
    Unfortunately not. Arabs are darker than Iranians, and generally I find that the darker the woman's skin gets, the more likely they are to be a munter.
  25. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I think he's still upset I didn't want his drugs.
  26. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Did something drastic change around here?? You post ya problems in the Red Room and you gets what you gets.

    To tell the truth, I thought it was all a scam. Who in their right mind with post these details about their life at Wordforge.

    I just broke up with my woman. I lost my apartment. I can't afford my mortgage. I lost my full time job. I have to move back home with my parents.

    WHOA!!! If those are not major dogpile reasons, I don't know what is. Would YOU post all that??

    Would you????? FUCK NO!!!

    I bet in a few months, we get pictures of the wedding and the new big house. Watch. :marathon:
  27. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Who said anything about a Saudi chick? :unsure:
  28. Captain J

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    He's trying to fix you up with Dickhead Henryhill. Hence the fat and Irish.
  29. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Plenty of folks....including you until recently.
  30. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well, may as well be you tossing that material around, we know Sokar wasn't going to do it, that would make him consistent, and he'd rather physically fucking die than pull that off.
    :diacanu: