Hayden 'lesbian lust' for Jolie

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The disparity between what Hayden has said, and how it's been reported, is just far too amusing to me to pass up this opportunity. This pretty much epitomoises The Sun's "writing" style.

Plus, I thought it might make tinglys in some of our WF members pants.

 

Ted, Baba, POTN, Ramen, Nautica, Elwood, and JCD would and will love this thread.

 

And I will happily be a sandwich filling for any of those pairings!

 

Is she dating Milo V. just for show then?

 

Probably not. Being gay is as much a fashion statement as a lifestyle these days, especially among girls.

 

I thought it wasn't a choice....

 

HAYDEN AND JOLIE ARE LIPSTICK LESBIANS.

BABA.

 

Point is, she never said she was, she simply said she didn't care about the rumours, and made some jokey comments.

 

I was responding to Marso's comment, not hers.

 

Oh, my mistake. I thought you were getting confused with tittillation and actual homosexuality, tittilation being what she is engaging in, and what Marso is assumedly commenting on.

 

Oh yeah. Hayden can definitely play the media and there are a lot of guys who have fun with that image. It just didn't sound like Marso was saying. Maybe he can clear it up.

 

You don't get out much, do you?

Girls love to act like they are gay when out in public. Its a tease thing. And in some cases they experiment.

If Bock hung in clubs he would know this. He would approch a table full of hotties and they will start making out to make him go away. Or girls will clasp hand and tell him.."Sorry."

 

Are you telling us you make out with guys, too? It doesn't really prove you have latent homosexual tendencies but I bet you secretly enjoy it.

 

Huh??! That makes no sense. Its not even funny. Go back and try something better.

Further proof you don't have a clue what I was talking about.

 

Wasn't meant to be funny. You seem to be saying that acting gay is normal in the bar scene. I was just asking you if you do it, too.

 

No, the guys don't do it. Sheeesh!

You wouldn't even ask that question if you were hip. You're pure L-7.

 

I would think that would make a guy stay longer watching the hot female on female action.

Or at least that is what happens in my experience.

 

You would think but the clubs are usually not teenage fantasy scenes. Its more of a 'Buzz off pal, we're together.' And as soon as the guy steps they have a good laugh.

They are not going down on each other. Just giving a subtle impression.

Just like this girl in the article is saying..."Yeah, I'm gay and I want Angelina Jolie. Now beat it!"

 

What's the matter, Mewa? Does homosexuality - or even pretending to be so - offend you so badly?

 

It's a stupid publicity stunt, that's all. It's not hip or cool, it's just a way to attract attention. I predict a quick Britney Spears experience for her in the near future.

 

L-7

 

Since I'm not hip, care to explain?

Does the obscure reference explain why you're paranoid about being associated with the gay lifestyle?

 

L-7 to the max.

 

Google is your friend.

 

So we're at the diner with some of our gay friends, and Ellie likes her dessert a lot. Donna, her GF, asks for a taste and Ellie feeds her a spoonful. I'm sitting there smiling at them. Ellie says "Whaaat?" I say "That was SO hot." Donna smacks me on the arm.