I have a question...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Jenna, May 20, 2008.

  1. Jenna

    Jenna bingo.

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    Aren't nuns incestuous? The Lord is there father and they are "married" to him. It boggles my mind.
  2. Lt. Mewa

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    They are married to the church.


    Which leaves them to have much fun with each other.
  3. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Let's not split hairs...

    By that logic, we're all incestuous. Sons and daughters, etc.

    But Jenna...if it's wrong to love you, I don't want to be right.

    ...Im kind of hung over right now, Im not going to lie...
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  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Those other guys can try to deny.


    But you like big butts, right?!
  5. Jenna

    Jenna bingo.

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    But you would still love me even if you were not hung over... don't lie!
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  6. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    If jesus and/or god did exist then one thing i think they would really disaprove of (besides religion and churches) is nuns and monks :)
  7. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Why? Why would they disapprove of devoted people?
  8. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I go with Woody Allen's line of thought - "If Jesus came back today and saw all that had been done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :) The Wood Man rocks! I also like his take on God versus science:

    "If it's The Pope or air conditioning, I'll take air conditioning!"
  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I was on a tour of a nunnery in Germany (or maybe Italy) that housed nuns and monks. The guides said it wasn't uncommon (but kept under wraps for the public eye) for them to have huge orgies every few months from all the pent up sexual tension. :soholy:

    Man, if they would have had video cameras back then....
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    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    And the church is the Bride of Christ.
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    I'm not aware of anyone ever saying the nuns are married to God and meaning it as anything other than a figure of speech. Like saying that someone is "married to his work," it's not a phrase that's meant to be taken literally.
  15. Dan Leach

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    I would think he would prefer them to devote themselves to something more useful, more good for mankind. Neither jesus nor god ever outlined a monks or nuns day to day life, they are utterly a human invention.
    Lets face it, all that celibacy and never speaking will give you is psychological problems :)
  16. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Hmm. Does that make God a polygamist?
  17. Jenna

    Jenna bingo.

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    ...the world may never know. :unsure:
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    Can you imagine the cat fights? I'm married to God. No I'M married to god. :lol:
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  19. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I really feel sorry for Jesus....everyone is just using him to get to God.:rolleyes:
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    Do they still give nuns wedding rings? I know they used to.
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    i hate that movie so much...call me a goody two shoes...but its such blesphemy....i didnt find it funny in the least.
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    you must be a great conversationalist to be this balanced.
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