I think I'm gonna post more gay...ish...oid....like.

I have a "man bag".

For years I went everywhere with my Sears Craftsman canvas & leather rucksack I've had since the early 90's, but now it's gotten pretty worn out, so I mostly use an Israeli paratrooper bag, or an army map bag.

Still, I miss the Craftsman backpack, it was just a "book bag", or "pack" and less "man bag" looking.

I wouldn't mind a cool leather satchel. Territory Ahead makes some for men, but they are 100's of $$$.

I look at nekkid pics of shoes on the interwebz.

He's so freakin' cute! Think if he got gay enough I could convince UA that he's a girl?

Negative.

NEGATIVE.

IT'S A TRAP!

She's just trying to get you to post pics in drag.

That's me on the left.

You're kinda pretty. Whaddyoo think, UA? You gonna share your bed with "her"? Look, 'Shoes even did his nails and everything.

Nah, you can have him, foxfucker.

I can't wait til a forger drunkenly stumbles across that picture of shoes...

So Shoes, would today be.... Thuper Tuesday?

I'm going to ask for a second opinion. So what does the decision-maker in the Albert household think of Trans Afraid of His Shoes?

Look at the pretty lipstick. The nail polish. I'm guessing UA will be overruled and will be getting into the other kind of menage a trois.

Oh my God.

It just hit me:

Uncle Albert is a homophobe!

That... doesn't look like you. I mean, I know you're in drag, but that just doesn't look like you!

Apostle got a chubby over 'Shoes! Watch out for your cornhole, 'Shoes.

I clean up real good don't I?

That picture was taken around 7 or 8 years ago.