I think I'm gonna post more gay...ish...oid....like.

So you think apostle is a grownup? This I gotta hear.

Whether or not he's a grownup is irrelevant. You are a condescending ass who needs to realize that being older than someone doesn't make you wiser or more enlightened, and that you're not at all oblique about your resentment of anyone who still has their youth.

Oh Honey, she was only trying to be helpful.

[action=Man Afraid of his Shoes]does that gay Z snap thing.[/action]

This may take a little practice.

Sthop it.

How the hell did this already get to two pages?

You're making the erroneous assumption that I mean chronological age, not emotional age.

In so doing, you're guilty of ageism in judging my post solely on the basis of my age.

I swear to Christ...

If you make me take and post photos of myself in motorcycle boots, black spandex briefs, and a black lycra muscle shirt--with aviator sunglasses--in a series of suggestive poses, everyone loses. And I mean everyone. This place will make Sherman's March to the Sea and Hiroshima look like tea parties.

^So you're the prototype for that guy in Reno 911? I knew it...

... If Volpone does as he threatens, all internet porn goes away, and you know what happens then.

Chyna.

I like women with small to medium breasts......it makes their aereolas and nipples look huge! Sorry to get all hetero on everybody, just stating my opinion.

When I was in Bosnia I had a great porn magazine collection, with mags of Jill Kelly, Chaisey Lain and Racquel Darrian PRE-BOOB JOB!

Then a huge storm came and destroyed our tent, along with our porn.

Oh I so fucking dare you!

Shoes-

So, how much fudge is packed into that cookie?

Are there any nuts?

Macadamia.

So, Shoes loves eatting big white nuts.

I like Brazil nuts too.

Have you ever tried to get a Brazil Nut out of it's shell, whole without any damage?

Also, do you know what people int he south used to call them?

Yes.

Mine is a subtle wit.

Cool. Just checking.

This reminds me of a little social diorama I got to watch last week at a sushi place. The place is packed and we're waiting for a seat, and there a group of three or four young gay guys and an older gentleman, probably mid fifties. The young guys are all metro'd up, and the old guy looks like he just walked in from a construction site.

There is one flamboyant youngster, we'll call him Tex. Tex is completely out, and hilariously so, he is chastising another member of their party for being a downer. The guy is a bit mopey, we'll call him emobaba. I think emobaba is with the old guy, who is just watching dispassionately. Tex finally pressures emobaba into getting drinks with him, and what does Tex order? Cosmos of course! When asked what he wanted, the old dude ordered a Bud Light.

I don't know why exactly it struck me so funny, perhaps because the old guy didn't let his love of the cock effect his drink orders.

And the corollary to that is: Drinking a Cosmo won't make your dick fall off.

Drinking Rum makes my clothes fall off.

...but it will make it--and your testicles--shrivel up into your body, forming a mangina.

I go away for a few hours to build a starship model and watch some Get Smart episodes, and the place goes to hell in a manpurse.

Shoes: Now with more HOMO!

He didn't even think to consider what his fans across the internet will think?!

Well, let's face it. He's nekkid in most of his pics. And it ain't wimmen that look at pics of nekkid guys on the Internet...

As if he could stay your hand from doing so! Those and more are assuredly already on your hard drive.

I swear, I am starting to think that Lethe is the only person here who isn't in the closet.

bryce: "Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too." [/rkelly]

It's not a purse! It's a man's bag!