I've had enough of you people! I'm leaving!

And I'm never coming back!

Well, not for a long time.

Ok, for a couple of weeks. Then I'll come back.

I'm on my way back to the Congo, right into the heart of the African jungle. If you want to have some fun, look up what the State Department has to say about travel to the Democratic Republic of the Congo right now... I'm not going quite into the risky parts, but I'll still be in Maniema, and right over to the very border of South Kivu province. If I come back alive, I'll check in on how you're all doing at the end of June.

In the meanwhile, this would be a good time for the board to crash, for the software to be upgraded, and for all those other things that would prevent me from using it. I mean, once I'm away, nothing important is going on here anyway, is it?

I won't say "Behave yourselves" because that wouldn't be any fun, but I will say "Have a good time." I will try to do the same.

Don't die.

You're a glutton for punishment. Try to stay safe.

If you make it past the evil gorillas, bring me back some of those rare crystals. I have some sharks that need some frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Farewell, it was nice knowing you. I hope all your affairs are in order.

Bingo bango bongo, I'm so happy in the Congo....

Seriously. The Congo is right behind North Korea on my list of places to "Hell no!"

Ah shit, the last time I posted something along these lines, the guy was dead two months later. I'm sorry Async!

Saudi Arabia is up there as well

send me a snow globe this time?

Don't get eaten by the cannibals.

Nawww, I could grow a beard and blend in halfway decently in the Kingdom.

Have fun... this is one hellhole you're going to.

Drink the water, I heard it's good for you.

The Congo of all places! What decadence! It's just fun fun fun with you all the time, isn't it?

There's lots of extremely interesting wildlife & more in Congo, & the Congo.

Async's actually fortunate to be going there. I'd go there if I could.

What's going on there that requires your presence?

Ah, another crusade for our dear Async. No doubt God beamed a message into his head as usual and instructed him to go help out the savages. One wonder what he'll makes of all the "Christians" in that country who're busy raping women and conscripting child soliders in the name of Christ.....

Don't let the deur hit you in the ass

Don't they call it Ruwanda?

Congo isn't a very strategic country.

By the way, what's with the blocks? Is this a new version?

By the way, pink needs to shore up Southern Europe

Actually I think that's a very old version.

Oh. I thought those were Starbursts. Moya, starburst to the Congo.

Ebola place and cranky natives place = hellfuckingnogo.

Someone better start up the Candlelight Vigil thread for Async

I have no idea if you're already halfway there or not, but just be safe, and come back in one piece, Async!

I can tell you right now, green is going to win.

agreed - my usual strategy is to take Australia first, accumulate armies on the board, and then go from there.