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  1. Jenee

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    It's a chili cook-off today at work. I got a small bit of the "no beans" chili. But I couldn't pass up the taco salad.

    Hope I have room for the pecan pie I went back for.
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  2. Chest Rockwell

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    Ketchup on a hot dog?

    :what:
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  3. Uncle Albert

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    Nobody likes my chili. :(
  4. Jenee

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    As opposed to what? Mustard? {cringes} don't even joke about something like that.

    How do you make your chili?
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  5. Uncle Albert

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    I throw a bunch of beans, meats, and spices in a big crock pot and cook it all day. :shrug:
  6. Jenee

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    What kind of spices, cuz, it sounds like the same way everyone else makes chili. I'm sure lots of people like the way you cook it.

    I don't really like chili cuz ... well, I don't like chili powder or chili peppers or ... kidney beans or ... well, most anything that goes in chili. I was just trying to be nice.
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    Cayenne, jalapeno, black pepper, salt, onion, garlic. I'll start with those Shelby chili packages that used to come in a brown paper bag, and build from there.

    Meats are usually ground beef, polish sausage and thick-cut bacon.

    For beans, it's pinto, kidney, and black.

    For a base, usually a strong tasting beer and maybe a little bourbon. Sometimes some spicy V8.
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    You lost me at cayenne and jalapeno.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    How do you make chili without at least the cayenne? :huh:
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  10. Jenee

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    I don't. :lol:
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    Chilli has to have a kick, and the kick has to come from something good and spicy.
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  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    ^This.

    Okay, but you eat chili. How did you think it got its kick?
  13. Jenee

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    I seldom eat chili. In fact, it's a new phenomenon since I've gotten older and even my taste buds are going to shit.

    But, if I do eat it, it's got to be pretty bland for most people.
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    Hot dogs are for kids. If you're adult enough to prefer mustard over ketchup, you shouldn't be eating hot dogs!
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    This. :yes:


    Ketchup on a hot dog is fucking nasty. :vomit:


    Jenee should apreciate this, though: My lunch today was a Chicago-style dog with fries and a Mexican Coca Cola (made with real sugar instead of that corn syrup shit).

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  17. Jenee

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    I'm not from Chicago, I just happen to be living here presently, so Chicago-style anything is probably not my preference.

    And the only thing good on a hot dog is ketchup and sweet relish.
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    When God wants chili, he calls me for a takeout order.
    I kick ass when it comes to making chili.
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    Nope. Not by a long shot.


    I'd never had a Chicago-style hotdog before today and wanted to try one. It was good, but I have no use for sweet relish at all (on anything). I did like the pickle redundancy, though, of sweet relish and a dill pickle slice on the hotdog. :blink:


    My favorite way to eat hot dogs is with brown or spicy mustard and pepperoncini slices or, if I'm at a decent deli, sauerkraut.

    Even as a kid I thought ketchup on a hotdog was gross. :vomit:
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    I'm weird in that I don't like sweet relish. But I do love pickles, and I believe that a good hot dog has to have at least 5 things thrown on it before it can be "good."
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  21. Jenee

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    Ehhh. You guys might as well be eating 'adult food'.
  22. Chest Rockwell

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    From top to bottom hot dog constructionL

    diced onions
    chili
    yellow mustard -Hot dog - yellow mustard
    toasted bun
    That's how you construct a good hot dog.​
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    My preference as far as hot dog toppings is: ketchup, diced onion, and shredded cheese.

    Acceptable alternatives/additions include chili and baked beans.

    I don't care for mustard on a hot dog, but like either yellow or spicy brown mustard on a sausage or hot link. Strangely, on a corn dog, nothing goes better than some yellow mustard.
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    :yes:, though you forgot about the shredded cheese that goes on top of all that. :bailey:


    I didn't include chili dogs in my list because, to me, they are a separate food group from "hot dogs". ;)
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    Cheese?!?! on a hot dog?!?!

    Now, you guys are just talking nonsense.
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    Several brands of hot dog are available with cheese inside them. Delicious.
  27. Jenee

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    {cringes}
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  28. Chest Rockwell

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    Please tell me your lack of preference towards Chicago style doesn't include Chicago Deep Dish and that you do, in fact, love a piece of deep dish.
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    I'm not a big fan of any pizza.
  30. Chest Rockwell

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    I did forget the cheese. I have forgotten the face of my fathers. :(
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