Ro-Tel + Velveeta + nuking = best cheese dip ever! It's a staple in my house on game day. I tried cooking it in a crockpot once, but the cheese seperates after a while. If you try cooking it on a stove top directly, some of the cheese burns to the pan no matter how low you cook it, but I found using a double boiler works wonders.
never put velveeta in the crock pot, but chedder cheese cubed and some chedder cheese soup - plus salsa and other spices to make a dip.
It looks like you're eating a giant green turd. But I know the goodness whereof you speak. Oh yes, I know it well.
Ok, I'm weird with my dogs. I take a bun, slap a little mayo on it, slap a piece of cheese in there to bed the dog, chili, onions and maybe, just maybe, a single run of brown mustard. Ketchup? No way unless there is nothing else to put on it and most of the time not even then. I hate yellow mustard. I must have been punished with it as an infant. 'Kraut is good on one thing in my book, and that's a Ruben, and I do love a good meat heavy Ruben.
Woah, UA buttons his shirt all the way up! I always figured he'd have it at least halfway un-buttoned. Don't conform to company policy, UA! Loosen up!
Ketchup on a hot dog is a cardinal sin. You know, people are doing time in hell for putting that red goop on a frankfurter.