Malaysian Airlines 777 with 239 Aboard Missing

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  1. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Now the question becomes, why so far south?
    It's looking more and more like the pilots died and the plane flew on without them.
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    Yeah, that is unfortunate.
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  3. Elwood

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    The Black Hole of Calcutta, perhaps... *walks away slowly*
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  4. The Prussian Mafia

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    Have you seen the satellite photos they're talking about? I don't know how anyone could see anything from those. Reminds me of seeing my kids sonograms and the doctor is pointing out legs and arms and all see if different shades of gray blobs.
  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Dey got expoits.
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    Something that is making the rounds on the 'internets', on another board I go on someone posted this. Most of the fucktards on there are freaking out with "Oh my god!! That's crazy!" or are going on about how it's a conspiracy. None of them noticed that it's an Airbus 380 in the image, 2 levels and 4 engines instead of a sinlge level and 2 engines.
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    That isn't a 777.
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  8. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    That's not the point.
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  10. Zombie

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    I think I saw that's a fake. I'm not wasting time looking it up.
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    Saw it on Facebook, laughed (too soon? :unsure:), likely fake.
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  12. Midnight Funeral

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    Of course it's fake. It says Our New 777 but shows a picture of an a380. It's blatantly obviously fake.
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    BREAKING: Malaysian PM confirming that Flight 370 crashed into the Indian Ocean.
  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    From CNN:

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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    And the new theory that it shadowed a Spain-bound airliner to merge their radar blips, then peeled off to land in Kazakhstan, was so cool. :jayzus:

    Miles O'Brien on CNN this weekend was asking people to stop assigning speculative conspiracy theories to the poor pilot without a frickin shred of evidence. Innocent until proven otherwise and all that.
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    In other words (as you quoted CNN): in the middle of a black hole :meh:

    Via con dios, passengers and crew.
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    Okay, so it landed in the middle of the ocean.......on a top secret submersible giant aircraft carrier! :calli:
    They are underwater alright - and cruising toward their destination at The South Pole. Once the passengers and crew were unloaded, the aircraft was launched and flown to a sufficient altitude then crashed (via remote control) as a red herring of debris. They are piggy-backing behind another submersible to fool any radar/sonar. It seems pretty obvious to anyone with any common sense.
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    would have gotten the transporter working in time to save everyone on board.
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    No one on CNN has any business complaining about conspiracy ideas regarding this plane.
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    Somali Pirates shot it down. Very well armed, but with a broken compass. I doff my hat to these ambitious upstarts!
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    Not even Wolf Blitzer or Cooper Anderson?
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  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Miles isn't one of the reporters spreading rumors, and he's a lone voice calling for reason in a sea of madness. For THAT you condemn him? Why has he no business doing that? Seems like a good thing.
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    Miles O'Brien. :lol:
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    And then he would have caught some kind of hell for it, probably in a Malaysian prison while his best friend and his wife abducted another airplane under the influence of Pah Wraiths controlled by his android double.
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    And he recently had one of his arms amputated.
  26. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I had no idea!
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    Doesn't matter.

    No one at CNN should be talking about not talking about bullshit about this plane.
  28. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Yeah, okay. Stifle the one voice of reason because he works at the unreasonable place and is trying to make them see reason. That's reasonable.
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  29. Zombie

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    Damn right it is, old man.

    As soon as the first nutter theory popped up he should have beat the idiot with his one good arm.

    But he waits until CNN has discussed everything short of a Klingon Bird-of-Prey looking for whales accidentally decloaking in front of the plane causing a collision.

    So stifle it is.....

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