Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Underage Sex

Why the fuck anyone would pay for illegal or even shady stuff using an app is beyond me.

I wouldn't even trust Bitcoin to keep my fingerprints off the transaction.

Yeah I definitely limit my shady transactions to travelers checks or moneygrams.

Moneygram would be worse than BitCoin.

Don't worry I convert it to EVE Online currency first.

Ah there you go!

Drugs and sex. Back a few years ago a person I was doing coke with thought it was a great idea to try to cash fraudulent checks at check cashing places using his own drivers license. He thought I was going to join in. I do not know how many drugs you have to do to get there, but yes some people are that dumb.

People are dumb, and that is why there are so many in prison for possession.

Smart people know that you use cold, hard cash.
And not to engage in shady shit to begin with.

Usually.
I'm expecting the next Anti Money Laundering quiz at work in a couple weeks

Even the paranoid dealers I knew a couple of years ago openly texted orders of drugs. I actually got into a text argument a few years back with a hooker who falsely indicated she could get me some cocaine. I did not want to fuck her, I just wanted to party. She was all mad at me for not having a connection. I was like bitch you came up to me in the gas station without a decent menu of narcotics. What am I going to do with a white trash florida snagglepussy? Bitch, I can go to gayland and get fucking blow for a blowjob.

Oh, was this on the internet?

Well, it is a lot of effort to hit delete and posting this shit will clear it from the window so WTF.

I was so confused reading this. Thought I was reading a post from Bickendan. But the more I read, the more confused I got. Definitely believed I was not reading a Bickendan post by the time I got to snagglepussy.

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

I know right? I mean..., *i* might say something like that. But Bick? No way.

Melanin is sort of like metochlorians. The more of them you have, the more old white men want to kill you because reasons.

Someone is a little late learning exactly what loyalty means to Trump.

Of course he denies it saying he didn't try to get a meeting....riiiiiight....

When even trump ca.n't be seen with you.

You just know they had to drag trump away from matt kicking and screaming. Matt is like the son he always wanted. I bet trump wishes he could trade eric or Jr for Matt.

That's what Marion Barry shouted when the cops broke in after he was caught on tape sucking on a crackpipe.

Is anybody really surprised?

One of the key figures in this Matt Gaetz saga is former Seminole County tax collector Joel Greenberg, who has been indicted on multiple charges, including wire fraud and sex trafficking.

Reports last week said that Greenberg was on the verge of cooperating with federal investigators, but the New York Times reported Tuesday night he has ben cooperating since last year.

The Times reports that Greenberg “has been providing investigators with information since last year about an array of topics, including Mr. Gaetz’s activities”

This seems quite relevant.

Gaetz may get primaried.

A veteran air force pilot is laying the groundwork to challenge the scandal-hit congressman Matt Gaetz in the Republican primary for Florida’s first congressional district.

[Bryan] Jones’ interest in running increased after the mob attack on the Capitol in Washington DC on 6 January. Hours after the attack Gaetz defended Trump against criticism that he incited the assault.

“With everything that happened on 6 January, that really spurred Bryan into action – ‘look this is ridiculous, I’ve got to do it. I think I better represent the traditional Republican values better than Gaetz does,’” Joffrion said.

The pilot, Bryan Jones, serves as the director of operations for the Florida air national guard headquarters detachment 2 based out of Hurlburt Field.

There may not be enough popcorn in the world for this case.

Exactly.

Use Amazon gift cards which show up on your bill like any other purchase. Just make sure to throw in a couple extra dollars and cents in tip so it doesn’t look suspicious.

Shouldn't he be saving that money for his upcoming legal defense?

Or, has he already embezzled campaign contributions from gullible Republican donors for that purpose?

Man, I wish I'd realized you can be an utter cunt and some twats will pay your legal fees to the tune of several tens of thousands of dollars.

I'd have killed more conservatives, for one.

It may not mean anything, but WEAR is owned by Sinclair.