Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Underage Sex

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    The idea that Republicans would expel Gaetz over creating political headaches for themselves but not Santos over indictment on 13 Federal charges, including 7 counts of wire fraud and 2 counts of lying to Congress, seems wild.

    They’d be setting themselves up for the entire cycle

    https://x.com/aoc/status/1708512403078467635

    The difference obviously being that Gaetz would be replaced by another R and Santos a D.
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    It is hell, and I know the fucking balls will still be there as some sort of cosmic fuck you to me. The only time I will magically get a pussy will be when @Uncle Albert and the boy stop by. Then all of a sudden bammo, fucking pussy and sure enough UA is going to start putting things in there like @Jenee because he doesn't know what the fuck top do with a fucking pussy. For all he knows it is probably his peg warmer.

    Yes, that shit is in my head. Thank your fucking maker you don't live in there. You have no idea what those motherfuckers do in there.
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    The effort to expel Matt Gaetz for being a destructive, irresponsible anti-Republican may be a step too far. Expulsion from the House requires a two thirds vote. However expelling him from the House Republican Conference and eliminating all his committee assignments and all resources other than those an individual member is entitled to would be a rational response to his suicidal efforts to cripple the House GOP.

    https://x.com/newtgingrich/status/1708551127610847602
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    The responses to that tweet are telling.
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