Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Underage Sex

Did they have a polyamorous arrangement with MTG?

I think Anc knows that you don't stick your dick in crazy.

It may not be appropriate in this case, but the Luckey family is prominent in that area.

I'd say that's bad luck

They are prominent in fake names?

No

Isn't there some U.S. law about spouses not having to testify against each other?

Or is that just some TV drama bullshit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spousal_privilege#United_States

Applies in some circumstances Federally. State laws differ, of course.

It's not clear from the above if he's protected - if he's in a state that doesn't follow federal common law, he'd have the right to assert privilege to stop her witnessing against him about events after the marriage. BUT the article doesn't make it clear if that covers events prior to the marriage, it just says SHE has the right to invoke in those cases - does he?

Of course, this is a Federal investigation, so I assume they'd go with the Federal common law interpretation.

Short answer, yes, it's called spousal privilege.

Long answer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spousal_privilege

Nice ad, and good to see something that is not from the traitors at the lincoln project.

Fucker was here in Portland?

Now I got shower so I can feel clean again.

When is this shit finally gonna be charged?

Gaetz ally Joel Greenberg is giving investigators new information, prosecutors say

But the Florida state bar is older than 17, why would he pay?

Wait, he's a lawyer? Don't they have ethical standards?

Ticking the box marked "Not Applicable" counts, doesn't it?

Uh....not anymore, apparently...

According to the Daily Beast, Gaetz—who is currently being investigated in child exploitation crimes to the sex-trafficking—has had his license pulled and can no longer practice law in Florida.

Apparently, Gaetz has been too busy trying desperately to raise funds and being shot down during hearings on the Jan. 6 insurrection led by the Unseasoned to pay his lawyer fees.

“The Daily Beast has learned that the Florida Bar has branded Gaetz as ‘delinquent’ twice in the past two years. The organization temporarily cut him off in 2019 and again in 2020, because Gaetz failed to affirm that he is properly handling and protecting any clients’ money in trust accounts. Lawyers must abide by strict rules to ensure they are not stealing or misusing money that belongs to the people they represent,” the Daily Beast reports.

Of course Gaetz issued a statement and of course, it was caca.

“Congressman Gaetz is no longer actively engaged in the practice of law. He is focused on representing his constituents in Congress, not the courtroom.”

One Florida lawyer called Gaetz out on his BS.

“He clearly doesn’t take his law license very seriously when he doesn’t take the time to pay the $265 dues,” Daniel Uhlfelder, who lives in Gaetz’s district, told the Daily Beast. “He’s not a serious lawyer. He’s not a serious congressman. He’s not a serious person. This is one small but symbolic example of that.”

Should gaetz and trump be the pedobear for haploween<?

A shake of teh Macgi Baba-ball says yes.

The circled guy is supposedly Matt Gaetz’s dad.