Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Underage Sex

Hmm... wonder why she would need immunity? Also how did the media get word of this? Did they have somebody staking out the grand jury? Did someone at the courthouse, say a marshall or a clerk, tip them off. Or could it have been someone involved with the case, say at the U.S. Attorney's office or another lawyer involved in the case, looking to turn up the heat on that spineless little creep?

Supposedly she's worried someone recorded a call she was on where she said she didn't want to talk to the authorities, which might leave her open to an obstruction charge.

Have you herd? Immunity.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/matt-gaetz-ex-girlfriend-testimony-sexy-trafficking-probe-immunity/#app

Someone put a rogue "y" in that link. Yes, that's the actual link.

In case they amend it and it breaks, here's the text:

And the noose gets a little tighter...

Gaetz is probably into that shit.

I'll settle for jail and the loss of his government position.

Devin Nunes is the only human being on the planet dumb enough to lose a lawsuit against a fictional cow but even he's smarter than Gaetz. Since he stepped down, if Nunes is later found guilty of committing a crime on behalf of Trump, Congress will have to take special steps to strip him of his government pension and benefits. Gaetz, OTOH, loses all that shit if he's convicted while still in office.

Was it Wonkette that had a headline along the lines of "Guy suing imaginary cow somehow not most embarrassing Republican member of Congress"?

I would have gone with dummy instead of puppet.

More accurate in every sense.

An acquaintance I went to high school with who is now a member of the Okaloosa County School Board (she was a career teacher and a good, kind lady) had a picture with that schlemiel on FB yesterday. He was there to announce his appointments to the service academies. I didn't bother commenting.

Text is from C&L because they don't fuck around, but story is originally from the Daily Beast.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/witness-can-confirm-matt-gaetz-was-told-he-had-sex-with-a-minor

God, I love watching shitty people turn on each other.

Ah, so Gab is still a thing.

Of course you are.

That little punk makes me sick. To think he represents the district where I grew up...

Has this been posted here already?

And he's just made an enemy of the Secretary of Defense.


Watch the clip. You can literally see Secretary Austin do this:


If I were Gaetz, I'd be watching my back because if the DOJ doesn't send him to prison soon, then his days are probably numbered.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

We better see a truckload of federal indictments against multiple Republican douchebags before November 2022.

United States of America, 1776-2023?

A year later and still ^

Matt Gaetz seems like the kind of guy who has written multiple essay-length screeds about the difference between pedophilia and hebephilia, and has to consciously restrain himself from launching into one of them in moments like that.