Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Underage Sex

Would you put that in terms OF would understand?

You passed me in both lanes.

Fraggle Rock reference!

https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Uncle_Traveling_Matt

Meh. Half of the Trumpers declared Bill Barr to be part of the Deep State once they learned that even he had a handful of ethical principles that would stop him from doing whatever Donnie demanded.

Bill Barr: An embodiment of the Even Evil Has Standards trope.

A reputation you do not want in prison is "short eyes".

Oh and for those wondering how QAnon is taking this:

Gaetz has intelligence that the State Department along with NGOs are Human Traffickers.

https://greatawakening.win/p/12i43xgFSm/gaetz-has-intelligence-that-the-/c/

Barnum may have been wrong when he said there's no such thing as "bad publicity".

When you're a Republican and Fox throws you under the bus, you're probably not long for this world:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/or...de-the-allegations-surrounding-rep-matt-gaetz

More at the link.

I mean, we all knew it would be less than 18...

I have a very good friend whose first and middle names are Charles David. For some reason, which has never been explained to me, his parents and co-workers call him Matt. Except...you know...that's not his name. Anyway, I bet Matt isn't even your real name either. I bet it's something like Lord Alistair Pettigrew XVII of Northumberlandshireville upon Glendale or some such islander nonsense.

Don't be ridiculous - I've got Irish blood so I'm forbidden from holding lands or titles, or even staying in town after 8pm unless I fancy having longbows fired at me.

We had a guy at work called Colin. His real name was Dave but we had too many Daves already.

Matt actually is my real name, but Hunter isn't. I got that from the cop show and thought it was cool so I called my Trek RPG Captain that when I was a callow youth. Absolute coincidence that Matt Trakker in M.A.S.K. had the codename 'Hunter' so appears as Matt 'Hunter' Trakker on their wiki page.

Lies! The way the Queen has been handing them out during the, currently, 764th year of her immortal reign, everyone over there has some sort of title by now.

I really think @Bickendan should change his username to "Lord Alistair Pettigrew XVII of Northumberlandshireville upon Glendale". Then WAB wouldn't be the only poster on the board whose username won't fit on one line in rep comments.

Back to Gaetz, this is an interesting angle:

I really can't fathom the thinking of someone who would share naked pics of women they slept with. I figure it's just as likely that they would be criticized for having the bad taste to sleep with me as they would boost my esteem among my frat boy buddies.

Gaetz is superficially good-looking (but proof of the old notion that beauty is only skin-deep.) And he's apparently rich. So I would imagine he probably had attracted a fair amount of women.

I'd imagine that he could either edit or lie about his supposed conquests to put him in the best light, and that among some particularly douchey frat boys, there'd be laughing and bonding over "ho ho ho, that one's a two-bagger" anyway.

This is a good point.

We need to find out who he showed these pics and videos to (sometimes on the House floor!) and find out why they didn’t report him.

Anyone want to guess how many belong to the Family Values party?

So since you are one of the right wing who thinks he is physically attractive I have to ask, what sort of drugs are you on? I have heard of beer goggles before, but I do not ever want to wake up kissing the ass end of livestock so I need to know what you fuckers are smoking.

In the immortal word's of Bruce Willis "With a face like that you know he is paying for it." You do not have receipts from apple pay if you can just get some because you look good.

Being a member of the "family values" party means you can do anything you want as long as you're a Christian. After all they're not perfect, they're just forgiven.

I have to blame the teachings of jesus for this. His people cheered as he was crucified for their sins, and yet he still forgave them for it. Talk about mixed signals. I can tell you that first bunch of easter eggs had to be rotten.

Does anyone know where matt was when epstein was killing himself? I know we joke about hillary, but he is rich, has power, and hangs out with sex traffickers for access to the girls. Perhaps someone should figure out where he was when epstein died.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/flori...ould-face-life-in-prison-for-sex-trafficking/