Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Underage Sex

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    Apparently Gaetz's ex-girlfriend (not the 17-year-old) may also be cooperating. I assume this isn't all happening just on Greenberg's say-so, since a person who has already gotten in trouble for falsely accusing someone of sex crimes is going to make a terrible witness.
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    BREAKING: Joel Greenberg has pleaded guilty to six federal charges.

    He's absolutely signed a plea deal.

    Gaetz is fucked, and I hope he takes down a whole lot of other Republicans with him (including you-know-who).
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    The feds make these kinds of deals with people who can give them bigger fish. Obviously Greenberg by himself is not enough to build a case around, but it looks to me like he's part of a very big puzzle. :corn:
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    Pizza. You said puzzle. There's no puzzle.
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    Pizzagate?
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    A pizzle is a small, young pizza and also one of Matt Gaetz's favorite snacks.
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    Ayup, let's not forget Roy Moore still got 48% of the vote after it came out he'd been banging teens when he was in his 30s.
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    It's worse than that - they genuinely believe God sometimes puts utter amoral assholes in place on their side because the Dems are worse.

    https://www.ft.com/content/de8dcd60-4bbf-4f3b-a1d7-e9eefb936c7f

    That very sentence essentially says "we don't like his actions, but we'll judge him on his actions" i.e. we'll overlook everything that makes him worthy of Hell according to our book because we like what he can get us.

    In other words, putting SC and lower court judges in who will back gay and trans-bashing and overthrow Roe vs Wade.
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    It's okay, folks. He wasn't talking about murdering tech bros, just members of the government.
    I will say that if he suggests shooting Zuckerberg, I won't object too strongly.
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