Modern Day Civil War: Whose Side Are You On?

Has anyone mentioned this yet.

American soldiers are disproportionately from the south (and thus largely red states).

So the blues would have to find a military.

Oh I wouldn't be counting on Mexifornia in the event of a civil war if I were you. Much like south Texas, their loyaltees may lie elsewhere.

There you go, taking credit for something half true.

Besides, military training has always been about building soldiers from a fleshy core of spinal columns and muscles. There's no reason that soldiers from any part of the country are any more "special" over each other, not in this day and age.

Here's an interesting look at America.

Oh, come on, Heck is dead now, someone somewhere should have to eat their own brain for that.

Hispanics may vote overwhelmingly Democratic, but many (most?) are Catholic and pro-life.

So, the Blue spots are where all the poor people live... Hmmmm.

...or Later!

Gosh, I had no idea the Blue State citizens were so violent, the Red State folks didn't start a civil war when abortions became legal.

Actually I thought about this a little more. If Roe V Wade was overturned, I'd have to go to the Blue states, considering that's where the majority of women would move to.

Red counties exist to serve the blue ones, not to hold and express contrary views

Okay, I didn't delete Heck Backlash, and you don't have to eat your brain, I was just funnin.

*knocks on screen*

Chuck?? Chuck?? Chuuuuuuuck!!!