My Homage to I Am Legend

I can never shoot that gun... again.

You just wait 'till this one goes viral.

I'm expecting marriage proposals any second now.

...and a challenger to Ancalagon's title of "Wordforger with the most shirtless pics of himself" enters the ring.

Please pass the eye soap.

At least Gabby's having fun.

I have now seen more of Shoes than I ever wanted to see.

Too bad there isn't a Forgie for Most Naked Poster.

She doesn't so much like baths as she likes running around the house all wet after the bath.

I'm not just "shirtless".

I have noticed one thing. You're fond of giving yourself a shower mohawk in your pics. I see that you've given one to Gabby as well.

She's a good sport.

I get paid to notice small, obscure, out the ordinary details.

What's that red thing hanging down?

My bore snake.

I could stand to see a little more. [/Jayne]

Your what snake?

Fixed.

Actually, I kinda meant for this to be moreish a Redroom thread from the start.

More fun that way.

Your call though!

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Bah. I'm a Big Boy. That's the good thing about not having too much in writing. It gives you some leeway in enforcing warnings and such. Someone like Tex or myself, probably Tamar; Muad, etc....it's OK if one of the regulars ribs them a little in a non-trolling forum. If you put everything in black and white, you need to warn shit that is harmless.

Yeah, it makes it challenging for teh n00bs to figger out the rules, but .

Now, back on topic... So the Warden was out of the house again? Unless I'm mistaken the only way to pull that shot off is camera on the toilet lid with a timer. Even then, it's gotta be technically pretty impressive, with a dog and a disassembled rifle and everything else, to manage to trip the timer, get posed, and not have the dog step on your wiener or something.

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!! Yer so pretty.

I bet he trimmed that puppy's toenails before getting in the tub.

Do you not see the look on that dog's face? Of COURSE he's stepping on his weiner!

^ Truly, he's this man's best friend!

I give this thing 2 days before it becomes a YTMND.

Sadly, I'm no shootist, and I have no idea what you're doing in the pic.

Somebody already did my shower cookie one.

Gosh, I wonder who could have done that...



I think the best part about that one is the music. Perhaps this one should get 'Trigger Happy'. Seriously, though, what're you doing to the gun?

He's cleaning it. In a bathtub. Naked. With his dog. He just needs a cookie.

I'm cleaning it.