My Star Trek Suggestions.

Your mother said otherwise.

You should show your daddy more respect...

his mother was a syphilitic 14 year old crack whore.


you fucking pedo

Jealous?

Even if you should be more protective of your sister...

Ha! At least Kitchens is showing his true colours and trolling properly instead of the snide stuff.

For the record Castle, Dayton may be a delusional, twisted fool. But what he is arguably not quite the total and complete abject failure of a man that you are. At least he has a job.

as always, blame the victim.
even for statutory rape, huh?

is that why you coach football? Are all those pubescent girls in short skirts and pom poms the zazz you crave before going home and slapping the Mrs around?

filthy fucking pedo

As usual ST, wrong on all counts.

Not true, ST.

On the contrary, one of my students said that she was interested in me once. I had to teach her a lesson with my paddle. Strangely she seemed to enjoy it.

But I hate sex.

as usual, you ignore what you say...

pedophile

I guess this proves that NotDayton is a dual of Spaceturkey.

Doesn't prove shit mate. Correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure the theory that NotDayton was him was debunked?

Didn't you claim to know who it was?

No matter. Creating duals just to pester and annoy members is the height of online dickheadness.

One reason I'm superior.

There are lots of ways in which I am superior. Even though I don't like to use it, I am told that I have an exceptionally large penis.

All for the moment.

You're a simpleton, and a dickbag. Don't delude yourself.

NotDayton was not Dayton.

It was also not Spaceturkey.

It was El Chup.

How do I know? Don't concern yourselves with that. It's sufficient for you to know that I know. And now that I know that you know that I know what you know, perhaps you'll behave yourselves. But most likely you won't.

Thank you.

Figures.

Though why someone with his stated background would have either the time or inclination to bother with such foolishness is beyond me.

A lot of things are beyond you, Dayton.

Wrong. Just all around wrong.

Oh, and that list equates to a Star Trek that would make Enterprise look good. There is no way in hell that version would last more than two minutes.

It's awful. Zel thinks it sounds horrible, too and he's a Sci-Fi junkie of the highest degree.

If that ever got made, it would finally destroy the franchise. Thank God it will never be anywhere but Dayton's fevered fantasies and here.

Oh, don't go protecting El Chup.

I'll send Dracula to your house. I don't even mean the authentic one. I mean the weird, creepy one from the GEICO commercial.

Brilliant! You gullible shit. You've just been trolling by visionrazor you dumb shit! It's like the battle of the tards in here!

For the record "NotDayton" is not me, and the mods can confirm that.

btw Dayton, care to apologise?

You realize, don't you, that if Dayton ever manages to become President, you and Zel will both be sent off to the ReDaytonucation Camps because of what you just said. I hear they'll even let you keep the part of your brain that they take out.

Then they would elect a 34 year old.

there was a theory i had a dual?

neat.

Pretty sure someone accused you of it the first time Dayton masturbated over the "report" button.

I could be wrong.

SILENCE!!!

It is you! How do I know?! I don't have to know! I SAY SO, AND SO IT IS!

Castle....go smoke a joint...sheesh!!!

This year.

They'd have to amend the Constitution, and that's about as unlikely as Dayton getting elected President.

I'm thinking you missed the important part of the premise.