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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by garamet, Aug 1, 2015.

  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I can't address it regarding El Chup because it would involve bringing Blue Room material into the Red Room.
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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The first honest thing you've done all day. In future, try not to confuse "I don't like you because I don't like you" with anything resembling a literary critique.
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  3. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Just to clarify, we have a split profession and other lawyers were also involved in the most senior of those cases and a Queen's Counsel did the advocacy. It's not as if I did it all myself. But it's worth noting that that during that case my supervising partner fell ill and I had to take over and conduct the day to do the litigation as it went through the House of Lords, which in my early to mid twenties was very much a sink or swim affair. I had to swim. What was Dayton doing at that age? Either getting sacked or stacking shelves. It's taken him 25 years or more to manage to keep a job and his wife and children still sit in poverty. Who is he to talk about the competence of others?
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  4. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Let me guess, it was a negative review....
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  5. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Ahhh, this would involve another backward opinion, that the issues discussed in my BR thread are somehow indicative of me not being able to do my job well either in the past or now. :lol:
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    Post the link to the review.

    Dayton has mysteriously removed his "Amazon reviews" link from his signature.
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  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Fucketty, fucketty, cocketty, cocketty, pussy, cumblast, snatcheroo.
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  9. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Daytard's Amazon Page
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  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "Lavon"?
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  11. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Ha ha ha. Read the review for The Romulan War: Brave the Storm. He bought the book because it had a space battle on the cover and was disappointed because the one in the book wasn't exciting enough. :rotfl:

    What an utter clownshoe. :lol:
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  12. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Oh, it gets better....

    Dayton is seemingly unaware that Chess is a game of strategy that has many thousands of variables. Instead he wants a book to tell him how to win! :rofl:


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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The classic "superior intellect" mistake: "Then I shall have to remold it to my liking." :rofl:
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  14. Dayton Kitchens

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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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  16. Dayton Kitchens

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    I hated the novel when I read it years ago. I assumed Garamet knew that from my comments here over the years. I could've mentioned that the title was kind of cool but that wasn't enough to hang another star in the review on.
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  17. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    75% positive reviews. Yeah, I'm sure she's breaking a sweat.
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  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I'm mindful of the Aesop fable about the fox and the grapes. For one thing, the book was published over 30 years ago. For another, it was on the Times list for two weeks, as well as several other lists, and sold over 150,000 copies.

    Not for the first time, Dayton is pissing into the wind. He really should hose off his shoes.
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  19. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    From what I've observed the majority of books reviewed on Amazon are positive reviews for obvious reasons

    at any rate, I had no desire to bother but she asked me to.
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  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Because people read them and enjoyed them?
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  21. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Basically. I mean come on Garamet I read Dwellers In the Crucible what two decades ago and I never had the desire to write a review until you said I should critique your work.

    I think Strangers From the Sky is the only other one of yours I've read (discounting Probe for obvious reasons).
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  22. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Gay Satanic Illiminatus.
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  23. Dayton Kitchens

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    No. I never read that one.
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  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    You were honest in saying here - numerous times - that you hated Dwellers. That's fine. I have no problem with it. Go ahead and review Strangers. Then request a - free - copy of Music of the Spheres and compare it with Probe. Then you can review all of my Trek novels and work your way through the other 70+% of my non-Trek work.

    Again, I have no problem with your critiquing my novels.

    I simply point out that your "I don't like her because I don't like her" is not the same thing. It's just a very sad, unoriginal, mundane little troll. It makes you as ordinary as your two dozen predecessors, who now include @Ten Lubak, who doesn't even get the reward of having Tamar flash her tits at him for trolling me.
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  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    No, y'see, the Gay Satanic Illuminatus jack up all the Amazon ratings.
    It's a thing they do.
    1. Inflate Amazon ratings
    2. ????
    3. Profit!!
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  26. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It's black.
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    No. It is my parents needing a middle name starting with an "L" so all four of their kids can have the initials "D.L.K.".

    And they couldn't use "Lewis" or "Louis" as a close family friend had that name and my parents hated naming their kids names people they knew had.
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  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    @NAHTMMM, this was meant to be a fun thread. My apologies. :(
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  29. The Original Faceman

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    Linda was taken too?
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  30. Dayton Kitchens

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    My first cousins wife was named Linda.
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