So, which one of you contacted Dayton's principal?

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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You mean there was a reason outside you being an annoying liar and complete ignoramus to not like you? Perhaps they did not like the way your rotting stump smelled in the summer? Was that it? Or maybe they didn't like how you were always masturbating to pictures of Donald trump and Vladimir Putin? That is.a weird one that might be off the wall. Maybe they were bothered you were leader of the Roy Moore fan club? Or the Justin Beiber fan club?

    There are so many reasons not to like you Dayton, you are going to have to be more specific.
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I think Donald Trump was still a Democrat back in 2007 and I've never liked the Russians. Particularly Putin. If you'll look at my posting history across several forums I think you'll find that one of my favorite things is end of Cold War military fiction postulating a conventional World War Three involving the Soviets.
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    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    I’ve read 10 pages only to learn nothing.

    Don’t get me wrong an it’s an epic dumpster fire:

    • Dayton boasts about having a young girl tossed into the dungeon for 3 cycles because he heard she didn’t like him.
    • Chad humorously claims he can’t find that rule in school handbook, requests permission to post.
    • Dayton thinks he’s bluffing, provides a sarcastic response of the “do it and you’re a dead man” variety.
    • Chad takes calculated risk, reveals Dayton’s place of employment.
    • To Dayton’s surprise, it’s his employee handbook.
    • Dayton invokes enforcement of privacy rule.
    • Mods pull rug out from under him. Decide it’s more amusing to interpret sarcasm literally — technically you asked for it.
    • Dayton says what the fuck? If your going to interpret it literally, don’t forget about the part where I threatened to follow up by reporting abuse.
    • Mods are hilariously petty, feigning ignorance, provoking Dayton.
    • Everyone has a good laugh.
    • Dayton appears astonishingly natural playing the role of the righteously indignant.
    • But still Dayton appears to be the sympathetic character here. Retarded and annoying, yes. But the victim of the joke.
    • One can’t help but wonder if THIS was his plan all along.
    BUT I CANT FIND ANYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE CALLING THE PRINCIPAL.
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Good summary of events but I think that a person calling (actually emailing) my principal in 2007 was mainly discussed in yet another thread.
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  6. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    You need this:

    https://wordforge.net/index.php?thr...l-to-complain-about-my-wordforge-posts.54014/
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  7. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    Thank you, kind sir. Ill gladly buy you 2 rounds of whatever you drink next time you’re visiting the beautiful city of [redacted for privacy].
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  8. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I am still amazed. So much so I was wondering if Dayton could pick a few lottery numbers for me. It is not like this little board is not within sensor range of some rather hungry and nasty troll empires. It so not like Dayton knows when to keep his mouth shut, or that he does not make a giant target of his ass. He squeals like a juicy piece of meat that has been infused with the essence of real bacon and sugar. Not to mention this place has a few other tasty morsels. How they fuck has Dayton avoided complete annihilation? It is like a fat bleeding guy with chum in his bathing suit swimming in the middle of a jaws movie and not getting eaten. If this were a horror movie Dayton would be a hot co ed couple naked and having sex in the shower and surviving, or the black guy surviving. It just does not happen.

    My mind is blown, and if you could @Dayton3 I need six numbers between one and eighty and a separate number between one and fifty for a science experiment I am conducting.
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  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Don't just give me some smiley rep, get with the numbers motherfucker I have some Powerball tickets to buy. I mean science experiments to do.
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    I lost my way around the “essence of real bacon and sugar” part. Your analogy of the “fat bleeding guy with chum in his bathing suit swimming in the middle of a jaws movie” didn’t clear it up either.

    But I do see how if WordForge “were a horror movie Dayton would be a hot coed.”
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    This post is a thing of beauty and I just wanted everyone to have to read it again.
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    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    That’s a narrow genre.
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    Not if you’re John Castle
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  14. Tererune

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    That is exactly what John castle would want us to think.
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    Fuck off
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  16. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Go eat a bowl of Dayton dicks.
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    So I read this entire thread last night. I don't know why. It was like watching a car crash, I just couldn't turn away.
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    Oh, we're very good at such things :busheep:
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  20. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Fuck me... this whole thing has been going on a couple of years now. And it's been a source of accusations to several board members in that time,

    @Dayton3 has been blaming @RickDeckard for it most of the time, with little evidence other than "same terms" and "that no parent would use". With some straying of blaming other who fit his theory of who did it at the moment. I'm going to finally put an end to it, and just admit it. I know I may get some shit for it, and Dayton's hate rage boner will really blow up, but fuck it.










































    It wasn't me.
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  21. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    He's got that rare blend of stupid and lucky. It's like he's God's favorite retard.
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  22. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You seem to be very correct.
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    The actual sequence of events is:

    You made posts in support of US-backed terrorism, including the bombing of civilian airliners. I called you on it in fairly strong terms.
    Someone contacted your employer and highlighted this.
    You accused me and then retracted after your lack of evidence was highlighted and apologised to me.
    Some time later, after I again called you on your advocating discrimination against homosexuals, you reiterated the accusation - based on nothing other than the fact that I'd pissed you off.
    Now you occasionally repeat the allegation.

    In conclusion, fuck you. I didn't do it, but if you're going to express such outrageous views online while sharing your personal information, then you deserve it. It's analagous to people being fired for being at those neo-Nazi rallies.
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  24. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Oh please. I've been through [redacted]. It's a hole :bergman:


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    Based on @Dayton3's most recent post, just a reminder that this thread exists.

    For context:

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  27. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You guys do know that the school I was at when this happened doesn't even exist anymore?
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    You blew it up???
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    I don't think anyone's keeping up with the state of affairs in Bugtussle's educational system.
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  30. Dayton Kitchens

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    No. Due to declining enrollment it was absorbed by its larger neighbor (and arch rival).