stupid traitorous texans

So I am driving along today and I come upon this land rover with texas plates secede. so being interested in having some fun I follow the stupid honkey into the publix parking lot. So first I ask the dolt if his plate meant succeed because you never can tell with a texan whether you are dealing with an idiot or a fascist traitor in situations like this. Of course I am de4aling with the pride of texas in a fucking tea and crumpet pussy landrover.

Anyway, this dumbass is of course confused so I hack up a flegm gobblin and spit it on his shiny hood and call him a traitorOf course that bothers him and I rip into his ass for being such a jerkoff. He is all whining about his freedom of speech which I never stopped, and I was just letting him know what I thought of his speech. Really, what sort of cowboy rebel from texas drives a land rover? Why is it that the people of texas have not lynched this twat?

Why would you do something to his property over an idea that doesn't harm you?

"Tea and crumpet pussy land rover"?

So you're xenophobic against Brits then?

What's more, what does secession have to do with the British?

(oh, and you know that cars were a European invention anyhow don't you?).

This might have something to do with it....

Live with a couple of jerkoff britofiles and couple that with a low opinion of the place and you have my attitude. There are some good things that have come out of that land like classic rock, but mostly the island just sucks. they brought us harry potter, the spice girls, a litany of boy bands, and fat slags. They can keep their worship of the world's most inbred family.

just the car choice. really, if you are going for the honky texan attitude you should really be in an f150 or some other sort of truck. A land rover is not really that hot.

What does that have to do with the confused honky?

Because I am an old school NY asshole.

Ah, I see.

So how much time have you actually spent in Britain then? Or do you judge myself and 70 million other Brits based on two roommates and a few garbage entertainment exports? But for concepts like the Magna Carta and Parliamentary supremacy you wouldn't be the "NY asshole" you claim to be. Having said all that, I'm reading this now as a rather feeble attempt to establish your troll credentials, in which case you're gonna have to try a bit harder.

1) This entire piece of bullshit never happened.

2) What are your "thoughts" on the Hawaiian sovereignty movement...with Hawaii being a dark blue state?

I totally believe every word of this story.

I'm surprised Texans haven't lynched Terror-run yet.

Then why aren't you still there? Did they enact a lifetime ban on you?


BTW I remain dubious over the veracity of that spitting on somebody's vehicle tale.

Tererun is old enough to drive?

Thats the same question I ask of northerners who move to Florida and bitch about it. Tell me again how great your home state is and why you aren't still living there?

It always boils down to two issues. They are sick of the weather; they were defective New Yorkers not good enough to succeed in the ultimate contest but easily prepared to thrive in Florida.

I liked @Lt. Mewa 's NY asshole routine better myself.

One word. Snow.

Actually I am more than two times the driving age, but don't let that stop your lame.

I liked the OP because it slagged a Texan. That alone is worth a like.

Oh, give in to the dark side, Annie. I can feel it welling up inside you. :evil:

Granted your name is Anna and not Annie but Annie goes with the whole Star Wars theme.

sounds like persona building to me. I seriously doubt the incident happened outside one-hand fantasies.

I highly doubt it, too, but I thought it was funny just the same.

There's a bumper sticker on a few vehicles around here:
I DONT CARE HOW YOU DID IT UP NORTH

Cool story, bro. If you had spit on my car, I would have kicked you right in the pussy.

A real Texan would have taken a steaming crap right on the seat of her Vespa.

We've established that it was likely not a real Texan, based on the vehicle. The lack of any response to the expectorant is just more proof.

Still waiting for his input on the "Stupid, traitorous, (democrat) Hawaiians.

What does that have to do with this thread? If you want to discuss the forcible annexation of Hawaii and what rigts the natives have to compensation or independence, start a thread. Perhaps Tererun will comment.