"The 1980's are calling to ask for their foreign policy back."

Need to wrap the accelerant soaked cloth around the neck, not insert it down the bottle. Leave the cap on. It will still burst into flame when the bottle shatters.

Ideally you don't light yourself on fire along the way.

10/10 for spirt, 5/5 execution.

The Russians must be low either on morale or fuel if they're abandoning working tanks and armored vehicles.

This isn't the good ol'days where Russians could be kept in the dark about international opinion. I'm sure a lot of them are asking

If you're tired of meatless tweets (like budgie buffalo wings) have a read. Vox does a nice job summarizing the lead up to war over the last 30 years, and the activities of the last few days.

https://www.vox.com/2022/2/23/22948534/russia-ukraine-war-putin-explosions-invasion-explained

I mean, it's great and all, but they weren't fucking working on the M6 toll road earlier in the UK either. I think they're just both shite.

The defiant soldiers of Snake Island are actually 'alive and well,' says Ukraine's navy

A little thing can be a surprisingly big deal.

Hey! Stop blaming Putin you guys!! Blame God!!

That's Pat Robertson, if you couldn't guess. Pat because you want to pat him on the noggin and tell him to go have a nap, or Pat because he's a pile of bullshit. Take your pick.

Vlad wants to revive the USSR?

A weak economy? Check.

Increasing international isolation? Check.

Repression of protestors? Check.

The army getting killed wholesale in a foreign land where determined locals are waging a guerilla war and wielding some nifty western tech? Check.

The whole pathetic system about to come crashing down? Stay tuned...

Seems he'e reliving part of the Soviet past.

If I'm Belarus at this moment, I'd be phoning in sick.

Yuri scurry in a hurry!

Now would actually be a good time to release the Kraken.

Also, Millennials in particular are getting more liberal as they age, not less.

I would bet that 47% (or more) of Trump voters believe that the U.S. economy is on the verge of total collapse.

They do not live in the reality-based world.

Conti Ransomware Gang Sees Thousands of Internal Chats Leaked After Posting Pro-Russia Message

Those guys are fucked if anything leaked can be traced back to their real identity. Leaving Russia would probably be very unhealthy for them.

Fox News in 2022:

Oh, it's total war now.

Congratulations, Vlad. You got people off the fence about NATO. (Bonus! Those pesky Germans are arming up, too!)

I do fear that this means Russia's going to go for broke in Ukraine; it's an absolute must-win for them. Putin's whole regime rides on the outcome.