The All Time Greatest Random Mass Shooting Thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by steve2^4, Apr 8, 2021.

  1. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    But then they'll take Precious away from us.
    Nasty, thieving, lying, tricksy libruhlses! We hates them, gollum! Gollum!
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :lol: liberals aren't trying to take anything precious away from anybody - all they want to take away is any sense of responsibility for personal behavior. :shrug:
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    ...says the person who voted for noted grifter and bankruptcy whiz Donald Trump--twice.
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    if Trump did anything illegal (I'm not a lawyer nor a law enforcement member) then he should be charged accordingly IMHO. If I do anything illegal I will man up and own it.
    In a perfect world if we apply this standard across the board we're golden - but of course I still don't have that magic wand I've been asking for.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    California for the WIN! In case you didn't hear me mother fucking CALIFORNIA FOR THE WIN! :clap:

    California gun ruling: A federal judge, who compares an AR-15 to a Swiss Army knife, overturns ban on assault weapons (msn.com)


    The judge is right! The AR-15 platform is agile and versatile but no bigger a threat to public safety than any other commonly purchased rifle. Of course California's dumb fuck governor thinks a semi-auto rifle is a "weapon of war" so I'm glad his dumbfuckery is exposed and mitigated somewhat anyway.
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    Yaay! Now it will be easier than ever to kill the hordes of delinquents breaking into California homes! I'm glad someone sees that a weapon that can kill multiple people in seconds is basically akin to a can opener!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    wow - I have a learning disability so I can relate to yours, so I will repeat what has been repeated many many times by myself and others here on wordforge:
    almost all guns (except for a single shot weapons such as a muzzle loader) have the capability of killing multiple people in seconds. Putting the phrase AR in a gun's nomenclature/classification doesn't give the gun magical powers. This judge is trying to give California residents the same gun rights that residents in many other states have. I'm sorry that you think limiting Constitutional rights is a bad thing, but you and the residents of California will get over it.
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    If they had just stolen the guns, would UA be as mad about this?
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    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Drake is a manufacturer of...questionable...reputation. Drake is the Toyota Hilux of the 30th Century. Cheap to buy, cheap to operate, and cheap to maintain. The Cutlass Black by Drake Interplanetary is a great choice of work vehicle for an independent trader hauling small quantities of freight from outpost to outpost. It's equally at home as the vanguard of a Pirate Convoy/Assault Force with a few...minor...upgrades.

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  10. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    He's annoyed at us suggesting the guns should have been secured.

    He thinks burglars should have easy access to your guns allowing them to shoot cops or the owners. I'm inclined to agree with the latter.
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    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Actually, I think people shouldn't steal, and insist I am not responsible for any outcome of their choice to do so.
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    Famous last words.
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    Those emails turned out to be scams, huh?
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  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    You're the one who seems to be the expert on all things wrong with and dangerous about America - you tell me genius! :shrug:
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    Penis enlargement emails aren't dangerous unless you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know how the internet works.

    So, in your case, I'm amazed you have a bank account left and haven't been kidnapped by slavers.
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  16. Bickendan

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    Either you're missing the metaphor (guns are the One Ring), or you're admitting liberals aren't out to grab your guns. Tres interessants. :chris:
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Every nigerian prince has @oldfella1962 's bank account information and his kidneys. It is why he only deals in bitcoin which he mines with his webTV box.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I know enough about the internet to not get into the troubles you mentioned. :shrug: Are you speaking from experience?
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I don't even know what bitcoin is. As for the Nigerian prince they probably visit your dumpster glory hole now and then no doubt.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You would know if you ever cameby to visit your mom.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I really should - that 60/40 split you set up is putting her in the poorhouse. :brood:
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    Yep.
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  23. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    and bitcoin will affect me how exactly? Hey if it's your thing, go for it - but I have no interest in it unless my employer switches over to that currency/payment system.
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    It's contributing massively to global warming, but then I doubt you think that's a thing either. Hope your kids remember you weren't concerned about it when the *insert flood/forest fire/tsunami here* is on their doorstep.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It cannot be any worse than the rural Ga tire burning and crazy chinbeard random shoot out. It isn't violence if you are shot by whypipo in the rural buttonhole of American white racist fascism.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    She likes the spot behind the dumpster so she does not need money. She says it no longer reminds her of sleeping next to her boy and now it is like being the ex first shore. Sorry you were replaced.
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    Bet he knows what a Cumrocket is, though.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    and yet you matthunter are some type of spiritual entity that doesn't interact with the physical systems that contribute to global warming? Well aren't you special!
    So bottom line my involvement (or lack of involvement) with bitcoin will be the dreaded "tipping point" that sends the world into an irreversible tailspin? Well ya learn something every day I guess. Thanks advanced entity from another dimension!
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    I haven't interacted with anyone's physical systems for over 20 years.

    If I had done that intentionally I might have a claim on sainthood.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Good point! But I meant you don't consume any energy so you don't contribute in any way to global warming like us nasty humans do.