The All Time Greatest Random Mass Shooting Thread

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  1. Murderface

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    Why can't people just kill themselves the old fashioned way with cheap chinese explosives on america day?
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    And it turns out that the police were about as brave as you’d expect.

    https://twitter.com/sifill_/status/1677710284046344192?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ
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  10. Tererunererun

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    Meh. Just a day ending in "y".
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    The NRA and gun manufacturers appreciate your apathy at this time.
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  13. Tererunererun

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    The Atlanta Motor Speedway disagrees.
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  14. Bickendan

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    Do it right :brood:

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    Hmm, do you go with "Life expectancies half off at Dollar General"? or "I'll slaughter that for a dollar!"?
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    So... it's another day that ends in "Y" in America? :sigh:
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  20. Ancalagon

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    Anyone have the time to pull all the right wing terrorist shootings out of this thread?

    Because if what @tafkats ’s link says is correct this was not a random mass shooting thread.
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  21. Tererunererun

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    No, we're an equal opportunity mass shooting thread.
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  22. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    are there many/any leftist mass shootings?
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    There was the Congressional Baseball Game one. I’m sure there are more but that is all that comes to mind.
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    Gabby Gifford's as well. I think the majority of them happened in the 70s (at least in the US).
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    This is Dollar General. The shootings there are normally a cop plugging a black shoplifter.

    This is more like Awful House violence. Normally black people only have to worry about the popo at the DG shooting them. It is nuance to the american gun violence. Most mass shooters would try walmart first.
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  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    more like a stopped clock in that it's accurate twice daily...
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