The All Time Greatest Random Mass Shooting Thread

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  1. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I didn't say that. That's your mental gymnastic distortion! :wah:
    Don't be putting your weasel words into my mouth!!!
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  2. steve2^4

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    Did I just hear a sigh of relief?
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  3. Uncle Albert

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    Oh, bull fucking shit. You couch your commentary in racial terms
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  4. matthunter

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    I'll refer to your opinions in couch terms - ratty, moth-eaten and tons of old food droppings down the back of the cushions.
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    For someone who claims they don't care what people think of him, you sure do get flustered by what people think, or even what you think they think.
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  6. Spaceturkey

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    that's your subjective, emotionally charged conclusion. If it causes you some self reflection though, pretty sure we're all here for it.

    Otherwise, if the boot fits, lick it?
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  7. Uncle Albert

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    Don't have to be "flustered" to argue the point, chuckles.
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  8. Diacanu

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    But you are.

    THE END.
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  9. Uncle Albert

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    You invoked the racial terms. You're the one applying the double standard. Quit tap-dancing.
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  10. Spaceturkey

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    bullshit

    "the type that breathe a sigh of relief if it turns out the shooter wasn't white and then start screaming "gang violence" "single parent homes" and "wokeness"?"
    what double standard? "tap dancing" around what?
    you're just making shit up.
    the question being responded to was this

    followed by this:
    sorry sweet cheeks. you can't blame everything on others, no matter how much you try to dodge responsiblity for what's fallen out of your cockhole.
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  11. Uncle Albert

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    If your first thought when you hear of a shooting is "Where does the perpetrator sit on the victimhood totem pole?" it is YOU who needs to do some goddamn introspection.
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  12. Spaceturkey

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    crikey, you're just tossing anything out here, huh?

    can you show us the "victimhood totem pole" in the statement "the type that breathe a sigh of relief if it turns out the shooter wasn't white and then start screaming "gang violence" "single parent homes" and "wokeness"?" ?

    Didn't think so.

    Sit down and shaddup.
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  13. Diacanu

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    So, I just Googled "victimhood totem pole" and I found all kinds of brilliant intellectuals with many exciting humanity benefitting accomplishments to their resume!
    This concept really has some merit! I'm converted! :soma:

    Hahaha, no, it's from a gaggle of scum and filth, and everything UA parrots sucks.
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  14. Uncle Albert

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    The other idiot knee jerk would be to immediately search for some "guilt by association" so you can deflect with "you used a bad person's words, therefore I am absolved of addressing them."
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  15. Spaceturkey

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    do you even hear yourself?
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  16. Diacanu

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    No, you used a bad person's words, because you read their shit, and like it.
    You didn't catch that shit as a whisper floating on a leaf in the wind.
    You didn't touch a dirty payphone, and lick your hand, and get a weird cold, and it popped into your fever dream.
    This is who you fucking are.
    The guy who reads fashy shit.
    Own it, coward.
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  17. Uncle Albert

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    "Coward," says the douchewaffle who still avoids addressing the point.
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    UA has sat on that totem pole.

    Repeatedly.

    Sans lube.

    Moaning.
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    Would you like to report a victimization?
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  20. Spaceturkey

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    what point?

    you haven't actually made one
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  21. Uncle Albert

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    Does your assessment of a shooting depend on the race of the people involved, yes or no?

    Mine does not, and to insinuate otherwise is some dishonest shitfuckery.
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  22. steve2^4

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    Do you want to report a triggering?
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  23. Diacanu

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    Yeah, you hate people over more substantive things, like their vocal pitch, body mass, clothing choices, and hair coloring.
    So basically, you're a Mean Girl.
    But it's diabolically important you keep your penis, and prevent others from getting rid of theirs.
    Seriously, save your pennies for a shrink.
    Better yet, sell your gun collection.
    Your mental health fund went into that. Convert it back.
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  24. Uncle Albert

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    You're conflating dismissive annoyance with hatred. Deliberately and unimpressively.
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  25. steve2^4

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    Or you lack communication skills. It's ok, I can help you.
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  26. Spaceturkey

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    no

    and you insinuated yourself into this discussion, not me, you dishonest shitfuck.
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  27. Spaceturkey

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    Nobody gives a fuck though.

    You can't be dismissive if you're the one crashing the conversation, either.
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  28. Uncle Albert

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    Which part is unclear? Explain.
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  29. Uncle Albert

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    You can't answer, because it requires to admit your bias.
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  30. steve2^4

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    It's clear you lack them.
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