The Steve2^4 Memorial Random Tweet Thread

Ancalagon · Dec 29, 2021

No clue what this is about but I stan Polly and whoever has slighted our goddess can suck me sideways. She one of the realist out there…

Lanzman · Dec 30, 2021

Dude, you forgot to sign in as Baba.

tafkats · Dec 30, 2021

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Dude, you forgot to sign in as Baba.
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Nah, nothing in that post was about her being a lesbian.

Tuckerfan · Dec 30, 2021

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Tuckerfan · Dec 31, 2021

I'll bet you'll never guess!

Tuckerfan · Jan 1, 2022

tafkats · Jan 1, 2022

What the fuck did I just watch?

Tuckerfan · Jan 1, 2022

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What the fuck did I just watch?
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mburtonk · Jan 1, 2022

This isn't true.

mburtonk · Jan 1, 2022

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All of human history is filled with crimes against humanity, not one group or country is safe from this charge. Why should is American history singled out?
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You know a lot of American middle schools with eighth-grade social studies courses devoted to the history of New Zealand or Malawi?

We live in the United States. Therefore, U.S. history is what gets taught the most, and it should be taught honestly. What, you want schools to add a class period called "Here's a Bunch of Atrocities from Other Countries" just so delicate little conservative flowers won't get their panties in a bunch?
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We could start by stop pretending native tribes weren’t engaged in slave trade and “stealing “ other people’s land long before Europeans arrived.
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Does historical whataboutism help people understand the nuance of history, or just make white people feel better?

Tuckerfan · Jan 1, 2022

mburtonk said: ↑

This isn't true.
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Close enough.

While the agency’s astrobiology program did grant money to the Center of Theological Inquiry, frequently referred to as CTI, to “assess societal implications for NASA’s astrobiological and search for life efforts,” NASA was not involved in the selection of researchers, according to an agency spokesperson. The fellows worked independently through the center and were not considered NASA employees.

Further, the NASA-funded parts of the research concluded four years ago. The program was also funded in part by the John Templeton Foundation.

“Individuals who receive grant funding from NASA are not employees, advisors, or spokespersons for the agency,” the NASA spokesperson told the AP in an email. “Thus, the researchers and scholars involved with this study were not hired by NASA, but instead received funding through CTI to conduct this work.”
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It was also a waste of money, because we already know how they'll respond.

Ken Ham wants to end the U.S. space program because the aliens are all going to hell

n July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong took those famous first steps on the Moon's surface, uttering the well-known words: "That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

Sunday marked the 45th anniversary of that momentous Apollo 11 mission. The event left some pondering the next steps for U.S. space exploration.

Not everyone, however, is so thrilled about the U.S. space program.

On Sunday, Ken Ham, president and founder of the creationist organization Answers in Genesis (best known for debating Bill Nye), wrote a blog post calling for the end of the U.S. space program.

Why? Well, according to Ham, who also runs the Creation Museum in Kentucky, there's no point in spending money on finding extraterrestrial life for a couple of reasons: First, the search is a deliberate rebuking of God, and second because aliens are already damned to hell.

"I’m shocked at the countless hundreds of millions of dollars that have been spent over the years in the desperate and fruitless search for extraterrestrial life," Ham wrote.

"Of course, secularists are desperate to find life in outer space, as they believe that would provide evidence that life can evolve in different locations and given the supposed right conditions!" Ham continued later in the post.

Ham does concede that the Bible does not specifically mention whether or not there is alien life. However, he is skeptical.

"And I do believe there can’t be other intelligent beings in outer space because of the meaning of the gospel," Ham wrote. "You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth. God’s Son stepped into history to be Jesus Christ, the “Godman,” to be our relative, and to be the perfect sacrifice for sin — the Savior of mankind."

"Jesus did not become the 'GodKlingon' or the 'GodMartian'! Only descendants of Adam can be saved. God’s Son remains the “Godman” as our Savior," Ham continues. "In fact, the Bible makes it clear that we see the Father through the Son (and we see the Son through His Word). To suggest that aliens could respond to the gospel is just totally wrong."

The most upsetting part of this post is the blunt rejection of discovery because of the Bible. Ham condemns scientists' desire to explore our universe and potentially discover other intelligent life-forms, which may give clues to the origins of life.

"The answers to life’s questions will not be found in imaginary aliens but in the revelation of the Creator through the Bible and His Son, Jesus Christ, who came to die on a Cross to redeem mankind from sin and death that our ancestor, Adam, introduced," he wrote.

The universe, as Neil deGrasse Tyson demonstrated in "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey," still holds many mysteries. This is a beautiful thing, because it prompts humans to ask "why?"

“It’s OK not to know all the answers,” Tyson said. “It’s better to admit our ignorance, than to believe answers that might be wrong. Pretending to know everything, closes the door to finding out what’s really there.”
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steve2^4 · Jan 2, 2022

You need to post all your tweets here.

This is the original real tweet thread.

All your tweets are mine.

Tererune · Jan 2, 2022

The correct response is All you're tweets are belong to us.

steve2^4 · Jan 2, 2022

I'm concerned people may be misinformed by the fake tweets thread.

These tweets are curated for accuracy.

Kommander · Jan 3, 2022

steve2^4 said: ↑

You need to post all your tweets here.

This is the original real tweet thread.

All your tweets are mine.
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Nope, thread is over. This is the last post. Since I can't lock threads, if anyone posts in this thread after me, I'll break into your place while you're asleep and install Fortnite on your computer.

Shirogayne · Jan 3, 2022

I wish all Lindsay Ellis copycats a very pleasant "stop this shit, you'll get more ad revenue with multiple parts anyway"

steve2^4 · Jan 3, 2022

Steve's ghost endorses this tweet.

Minsc&Boo · Jan 6, 2022

anna trummp is at your door unmasked.

steve2^4 · Jan 6, 2022

Tweet that shit.

Steal Your Face · Jan 6, 2022

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Steve's ghost endorses this tweet.
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You died? Should we create a memorial thread for you?

steve2^4 · Jan 6, 2022

Yes please.

Minsc&Boo · Jan 6, 2022

Where did farmer touch chaerisma carpebter

steve2^4 · Feb 3, 2022

I'm running a tweet special, this thread only.

2 tweets for the price of 1!!!!

For each 10 tweets you get chaerisma carpebter. I'm sure she'll be touched!

Post your tweets now! Post often!

Kommander · Feb 3, 2022

No! There's a new tweet thread and this one is done.

If anyone else posts in this thread, I'm going to break into all your houses tonight and steal the water from your toilets. Then, when everyone gets up and takes their morning dumps, instead of hearing the satisfying splash of turd hitting water, you all will hear the dull thud of poop hitting dry porcelain. Then you'll all be like "where the fuck did the water go?" and then flush only to find I drained the tank and shut off the water too. Then everyone will have to find the valve to turn the water back on and flush three or four times to get the water level right.

Is this really what you want, @steve2^4?

steve2^4 · Feb 3, 2022

tweet that shit.

Kommander · Feb 3, 2022

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tweet that shit.
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