The Steve2^4 Memorial Random Tweet Thread

Turns out he can look worse thanks to AI.

Man, the stories my friends and i could tell our kids. But we never would, they’d be absolutely terrified of us

Was the Heritage Foundation always this bad?

I feel like it used to be a legit (conservative) think tank.

Now it is just another Trumpian outrage machine.

Same thing with the Federalist (although less a think tank more a commentary publication).

Did they change or I was just more conservative/libertarian and didn’t realize how wacky they were?

What do you even get a volcano for a housewarming present?

well played, bad guys!

a sacrificial virgin?

It's the same reason neither Ronald Reagan (former Union boss, border policy, and gun restrictions) nor George W. Bush (compassionate conservatism) would ever, ever be even a fourth place thought for the GQP nomination today. The Republicans started running to the right and have never considered pausing or looking back.

holy shit ISIS launched a banana into orbit we're fucked

I totally hate it when I cannot think of the obvious gift and someone else does.

Plenty of incels to choose from these days!

I am thinking we throw ben shapiro in just in case, or even for a scientific experiment on whether or not virgins effect volcanic eruptions. He seems like he might be pure considering how much he hates WAP.

he should be up for the noble sacrifice. If the volcano stops erupting we will erect a shrine in his honor and pretend like his sacrifice mattered. Everyone wins. he is a hero, we get rid of his sorry as, and we can exploit his name.

ooh....I think that kind of bait & switch would just piss off a volcano. Then again is there really a difference between a regular volcano and a disappointed/pissed off volcano? They are already spewing out fire, toxic smoke and rivers of magma. Not much else they can do to take that to the next level.

sweeeeeeet! I love that classic 36,000,000 inch hips and 24,000,000 inch waist ratio.

Tell that to Mount St. Helens...

You might remember her as the author who was on the BBC talking about her then latest book and found out, live on air, that she’d gotten massive parts of it wrong.

Someone does not know how calderas work. There are pissed off volcanos, but there really has not been one in a long time.

I am just saying perhaps we should throw some incels in just in case. I am sure there are some more neckbeards out there, and we still have ben shapiro.