They're Real

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  1. tafkats

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  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  3. Tererune

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/nearly-2-000-reports-ufo-012353032.html

    OK so a bunch of fucking people, I will call them people for the moment, saw something in the sky. Despite this being fucking maryland and everyone having a camera on their phone we do not have a bunch of video of all this shit on the news and internet despite 2000 people seeing these fucking things and reporting it. The UFO people need to slit their wrists with Occam's razor FFS. I am all open to the idea of aliens craft, but this is post 9/11 maryland and you are going to say there is no evidence from cell phones, the FTC, or the military of any disturbance in Maryland of all places. This is not the middle of flyover country. This is the middle of the US aviation and military air force fucking patrolling area. All we have is some reports to the wackydoodle phone line?

    call me when the actual recorded evidence comes around rather than when a bunch of crazies decide in large numbers to call the UFO hotline because of some blimp everyone knows about.

    Has anyone seen K?
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    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    So a new report is out and some witnesses have shown concern over high speed and unusual maneuverability.
    More at the link.
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ufo-uap-departmnet-of-defense-report/
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  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Yeah everyone it’s lying or didn’t see what they thought they saw or it’s just experimental craft. Okay. It’s not real because?
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    You keep on those guys dipshit magoo. You are going to crack that conspiracy one day and those guys need to fear our great teenage subway sammich maker.

    Have you made manager yet?
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  10. Tuckerfan

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    So, what if it is real? What then? What do you propose we do next?
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  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Expose it. I don’t think it’s going to be the religious impact that everyone thinks it will be.
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  12. Tuckerfan

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    Who and how?
    What impacts do you think it will have, then?
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  13. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    What do you care? We both have no interest in the Vatican or the Catholic Church? I’m a Baptist. You’re a nonbeliever.
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    Ultimately, I think it would strengthen our beliefs , if you look at the bigger picture.
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  15. Tuckerfan

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    Gee, I don't know, WTF would anyone care about the largest bit of news in the history of the human race?
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  16. Tuckerfan

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    Beliefs in what? A deity? Why?
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    set up a secret organization called X-com to try and obtain and study their technology to adapt and manufacture defenses for their coming invasion.

    They made a fucking video game about it. Just play the fucking game and relax. I am pretty sure @Steal Your Face is not going to expose the whole conspiracy on his off time from shoveling cold cuts to hungry people.
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  19. Tuckerfan

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  20. Tuckerfan

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    See, this is how we know you're not interested in having a discussion about it. Because if you really believed in this shit, you'd want to talk about it.

    We can't even agree on religion when it comes to human-made ones, what's going to happen when you throw an alien religion in the mix? Even if the aliens say that they worship the same god(s) as one of the major religions here on Earth, that doesn't mean many of us will accept it. Ken Ham argues that any aliens who show up will be demonic since it's impossible for them to have descended from Adam. I'm 100% certain that he'll adhere to that view, even if aliens show up saying, "We're here to see the birthplace of Jesus."

    You know how in the OT there were a bunch of groups who seemed to serve no purpose other than to get slaughtered by the Israelites? Okay, what if the aliens' version of the Bible had us basically in that role? You know, saps to be slaughtered by the aliens because it's what god wanted. What then?
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  21. Tererune

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    You are getting way beyond the boy's fantasies about being kidnapped, tied up, and having them force things up his ass. Yes, the whole alien fantasy for idiots like him really comes down to a naughty sexual fantasy about superior life forms raping him in a very odd rape fantasy. That is why they need to get all ginned up to get into it.

    As a member of the BDSM community I have seen a few of these people who need drugs to lower their inhibitions to the point they can act upon what arouses them. The reality is that you do not want to get involved with people like the boy who have to drink to get away from their brainwash guilt complex because they get scared and freak the fuck out.

    What the boy needs is a good fucking sex therapist who can deprogram his christian brainwashing and get him to the point he can indulge his fantasies and accept them as perfectly fine (as long as it doesn't involve non-consensual abusive sex). If he wants someone to dress uip as a grey and anally probe him there are people who will do that sort of thing, and probably for free. Just beware of the vacuum of the butthole, or be familiar with a good local ER who will treat you with respect when retrieving your "probe" from your colon.
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    That's OK, it'll give you time to form an actual argument in response to Tuckerfan's questions.
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  25. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    What questions, all he did was re-post other people's thoughts like he always does. Just because I didn't post my opinion doesn't mean I don't have them. Your rudimentary thinking is unwarranted.
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    You?!

    Fucking YOU?

    Are complaining about THAT?!

    Jesus fucking Christ, buy a fucking mirror.
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  27. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Yeah, I don't do what you're accusing me of doing.
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  28. Tuckerfan

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    These questions, for starters

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    That’s the only thing you post her - other people’s opinion.
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