Tomorrows my last day of work

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Eightball, May 3, 2012.

  1. Eightball

    Eightball Fresh Meat

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    Im retiring at age 55. Yippee!
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  2. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    You must have some kind of super pension cuz its too early to be spending retirement funds or get social security.
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  3. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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  4. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    How hippy liberal of you. Don't you know you're supposed to work until you die?
  5. EzriTorres

    EzriTorres Probably a Dual

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    That's awesome! Good for you!!
  6. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    People used to do that at my work up until last year. now that is all gone and we are all on the work til you die plan.
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  7. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Well 55 is not too old. I'd be quite bored. Being that I'm close to that age and still go to nightclubs and play basketball and chase women.

    Maybe he's going on to a second career. Or maybe he's a broken down old man. :shrug:
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  8. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Theoretically he could start his own small business now or switch to some career he always wanted to do but never could financially justify. Do it until he gets bored of it then either sell the business or quit.
  9. Thea

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    Congratulations! That's wonderful.
  10. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Well Eightball, if you have a 401k and take money from it, you will end up owing more tax on it and penalties since you are underage.
  11. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Good job biting on a troll, troll.

    :jayzus:

    [​IMG]

    And even that is an obvious lie. This is the ramblings of a child. So, you forget what your 'troll' age was again?

    You suck at this, dogbert.

    :no:
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  12. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    What?? Don't get what ya saying at all. He said he was retiring and I said he was too young. Whats this trolling bullshit you speak of??
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  13. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Yeah...it's really hard to believe dogbert is out of puberty, let alone 50. :marathon:
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  14. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    He's playing his "I'm a financial genius" game.

    We know this one.
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  15. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Sheeesh, its like people actually live here inside of Wordforge. Some folks take this shit way to serious. :jayzus:
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  16. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    No, he's just bad at trolling and does the same thing every time he creates an account.
  17. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Wait, who are you? I'm calling 'dual' until established otherwise :bailey:
  18. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    Try retiring at life.
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  19. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Obvious dual. First post is in the help desk about rep.
  20. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    He'd have to get one first.
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  21. Thea

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    You can call whatever you like, I'm not dual. Just someone new thinking maybe this might be a place to hang out. However, with this posting and another from another thread, I'm wondering if maybe you people just don't want anyone new around. The admin & mods can check easily enough.
  22. Thea

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    so says you ... contact a mod and have them check it out ... then eat your words.
  23. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    What brought you here to this board? Not many folks are fighting at the gates to get in here. And are you a Star Trek fan?
  24. Thea

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    Well apparently I've come across a very suspicious group of people that
    can't or won't accept someone new without giving them a hard time. Let's just say I'm a fan. And, considering the welcome so far that I've received I can certainly understand why no one is fighting at the gates to get in.
  25. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    You blew it posting to the Help Desk about rep in your first post.

    Scratch this account and try again.
  26. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    But that's whats good about this place...we hate each other. We all want each other to die in a fire. Right from the gate you gotta tell people to eat shit and die. If you are too nice and you find the Red Room offensive....adios!!
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  27. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I have 12 years to go. I'm hoping it zips by.
  28. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    There is no direct link to another account here. She's from Canada, so there are several possiblities.

    Could be a dual of a person smart enough to use a proxy or borrow a neighbor's connection. Could be a TKer/TBBSer finally getting around to joining who would know more than a noob.

    Could be a weirdo newbie, I guess, who after almost a month of lurking thought the Help Desk was a fun place to begin posting. :shrug:
  29. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    But...we want you to die in a fire with the greatest of love and affection! :smitten:
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  30. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    You joined April 19 and waited until now to post and you never noticed in almost a month what kind of people post here??

    Please.