What if there were a cure for being gay?

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  1. The Flashlight

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    You know, I've never figured out if Tererunt is a guy or girl. :huh:
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    @The Flashlight is mass-dumbreping again and I didn't get any? Man...

    I stand by what I said.
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    I think xe likes it that way. :diacanu:
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  4. oldfella1962

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    because many blue-eyed people are gingers and do we really want more of those running around?
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  5. Steal Your Face

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    It's okay, neither has Turdrun.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Neither has Tererun! At least I think that's the situation, but I'm not going to speculate.
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    What the fuck did I ever do to you?
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    Y'know, if there were a "cure" for being gay, that would imply that you could change being straight too. So then we might as well all just make ourselves pansexual, and expand our potential dating pools, right?
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Pansexual? Is that one of those "cos play" things or what?

    pan.jpg
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  10. Amaris

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    Eh, for all we know, he may lose it again.
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  11. Amaris

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    As a pansexual, I can say that it is a lot nicer having more options.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'm not going to google it - seriously what is a "pan sexual?"
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    Oh, Flashy is dumbrepping loads of folks? I thought 14 and then spent seemed like a bit of a fifth-rate attempt at rep war, but I guess if he's spreading the love...
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  14. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Pansexual is today's fancy term for thumbing your nose at conventional morality and acting like an alley cat.

    It literally means "I'll fuck anything." Women, men, he/she's....essentially anything on two legs. Hell, it may include animals as well, since a lot of these pathetic people are so spiritually & intellectually compromised they're not able to filter out bestiality from their "anything goes" philosophy.
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  15. TheLonelySquire

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    Male. Drug addict. Master Troll. Soaker of the system. Any more questions?
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    So, just because you can't get chicks you assume that the fag club will take anyone? Hey, you've got a point there.
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    It's similar to a "transtesticle".
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  18. matthunter

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    Yeah, having hot red heads roaming about totally sucks.
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  20. Amaris

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    I've discussed it before:

    http://wordforge.net/index.php?posts/2509260/
    http://wordforge.net/index.php?posts/2727754/

    Also:

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    Which movie is that from?
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    :shrug: It's what popped up on an image search for "I just came."
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  23. Dinner

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    Why? As so many have pointed out it doesn't harm any one. Yes, it is kind of pathetic but if it really bothers you then you have the option of making use of the ignore feature. Of course, then Flashie kind of wins because it means he got under your skin. :shrug:
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  24. The Flashlight

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  25. Amaris

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    Oh, it's not up to me, and whether he loses it or not doesn't really matter all that much. It's just that he never seems to learn. Flashy has a high rate of recidivism when it comes to getting in trouble.
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  26. K.

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    For many of us, making yourself so obnoxious that other people no longer want to endure your company isn't winning.
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  27. matthunter

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    Freddies' burnt, shrivelled cock is indeed a metaphor for Flashie.
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  28. Tuckerfan

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    Charlie Sheen disagrees!

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  29. K.

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    I certainly hope so.
  30. The Flashlight

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    Poor John is in need of a safe space. :weep: :freddy:
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