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Borgs · May 3, 2004

Kyle said:

[genericcomputernerd] But, but, but, Linux can't crash! It can't! It just takes a really long time to start moving again, that's all! (goes off into his bedroom to jerk off to a picture of Linus Torvalds) [/genericcomputernerd]
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Borgs · May 4, 2004

REMINDER re. next weekend

Cassandra said:

[*]Try and talk to other people in a bar, cafÃ© or beer garden. Don't say 'LOL', 'AFAIK', 'FYI' and so on - normal people don't understand boardlingo. Don't tilt you head when you smile.
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Astaroth said:

If I meet I pretty girl, should I make sure she isn't a dual before I put the moves on her?
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Powaqqatsi · May 4, 2004

Re: REMINDER re. next weekend

Cassandra said:

Try and talk to other people in a bar, cafÃ© or beer garden. Don't say 'LOL', 'AFAIK', 'FYI' and so on - normal people don't understand boardlingo. Don't tilt you head when you smile.
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FYI isn't board lingo... I heard that WAY before I ever got on the internet...

Borgs · May 5, 2004

LavianoTS386 said:

What Secret Forum?
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El Chupacabra said:

A forum for seedy, feeble, dirty little men who can;t help but masterbate to the internet on a regular basis.

Most of us are members.
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Borgs · May 6, 2004

Liet said:

They're the same people in this case, and there's a good reason they're the same people--assholes who get their jollies out of abuse and torture are assholes who get their jollies out of abuse and torture.
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Jeriko said:

True, more often than not, assholes have to grow accustomed to animal abuse before moving on to humans, but I would like to believe, in my own naive way, that we are more evolved than that, and employ only those who get their jollies from torturing towlies and their ilk.

"Pure" torturers, so to speak. You know, the good kind, not the sadistic, animal abusing sort.

-J
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Borgs · May 6, 2004

Beck said:

Michael Moore would probably become a woman and have mad passionate bovine sex with Rosie O'Donnell if it meant the end of Bush and a step forward to a Communist America
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Borgs · May 11, 2004

Re: Custody for Mother Fucker

Tasvir81 said:

I just this that the mom might have looked like Jenna Jameson!

Then, and only then, can this be justified!
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Borgs · May 11, 2004

The Flashlight said:

There can be only one response to this atrocity - end the negotiations, end the talking, end all attempts at dialogue. Roll into Fallujah and whereever else these pockets of filthy animals are hiding and kill every last one of them. No mercy. None left alive. We need to stop worrying about world opinion and finish the job we started.
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Xerafin said:

Is it just me, or does this sound like a meeting of the Xindi council? I think the bad dialogue is a dead giveaway myself...
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Borgs · May 12, 2004

Dayton3 said:

I wish I could be alone in a room with alot of people from various bulletin boards for just five minutes.
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Kyle said:

So, you actually want to be beaten mercilessly?
~Kyle
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Borgs · May 14, 2004

James Tiberius Kirk said:

Bush's execution of policy inre Iraq strongly resembles Chernobyl: poorly designed, poorly built, poorly trained personnel, poor safeties, poorly maintained and no containment...and not a matter of if it's goint to melt down, but when.
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Borgs · May 14, 2004

KIRK1ADM said:

We went to war to maintain the union. Freeing the slaves is something that was decided later in the war.

By today's standards he'd be accused of having lied to the American people. Come to think of it, Lincoln was a right wing President. Cass would've hated him.
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DarthMacCartney said:

[Josiah F. Kerry, 1864 stump speech]
Now, we all know slavery is a bad thing, but this President has led us into a disastrous adventure, costing the lives of hundreds of thousands of our young men in uniform and resulting in a complete breakdown of order in the South. Even the reasons have changed: at first it was about Fort Sumter and preserving the Union, then it became about slavery; what will it be about next? This war has cost millions---MILLIONS!---of dollars and has only earned us the resentment of those we liberated. This resentment will lead to outbreaks of violence and lawlessness that will last for centuries, all because of this President's failure to lead. When I'm President, I will secure the support of the international community and restore order to the American South.
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Borgs · May 19, 2004

Dendroica said:

Dayton makes me proud not to be so many things. He makes me proud not to be a Texan, a Republican, a southerner, a Christian, religious, married, and most of all, he makes me proud to be employed.

He's the poster boy for failure.
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Borgs · May 19, 2004

John B said:

For much of last week, my city has been plastered in spam leaflets announing Peter Jackson was coming to town looking to cast extras and bit parts for his upcoming movie King Kong. There was a similar invitation a few years ago for Lord of the Rings that proved highly successful in casting all those armies and crowds you see in those movies. So anyway, I figured that because I didn't bother doing anything for LOTR, I might as well audition for KK.

So the other day, me and about 200 others turned up at the place advertised in the flyers, ready to audition. There was some waiting, and we all had to sign disclaimer forms and some other stuff. Then the auditions began. We were made to do stupid stuff, such as clucking like chickens. People were really into it, giving their best performance. After about 20 minutes of this crap, I was wondering where ol' Peter Jackson is at. Surely he must be here? The flyers said he was going to be here. But anway, the auditions continued.

Then, finally, after about 40 minutes - some bitch gets on the loudspeaker and announces that this has all been a graduation prank organised by some local university students.

Fuck that, I am not amused. I wanted my 15 seconds of fame. I wanted to see myself on the big screen. Where is the justice in this world? Where?
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Borgs · May 20, 2004

Soma Part II said:

Fisting trinity and broadcasting it live on NBC benefits everyone...
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Borgs · May 20, 2004

ecky said:

Dayton3 said:

I've read...
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is it just me who finds that statement massively improbable...
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Borgs · May 20, 2004

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Borgs · May 20, 2004

PGT said:

Ah, Christian rock, the best form of alternative comedy around...
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Borgs · May 20, 2004

Diacanu said:

Waitaminnit...WORMS! That's it!

They say you can't reverse decomposition, or reanimate dead tissue, but a worm eating a rotting corpse is that in microcosm!

The worm digests the dead meat, and metabolises it into it's body, and thus turns dead meat into living worm tissue.

Then, birds eat the worms, and we eat the birds.

So, that turns it back into living human tissue.

SO, all I need to do is cut out the middle steps, and turn dead rotting human tissue back into living human tissue, and I can ressurect the dead!!

Hmmm...some sort of acid/amino acid bath would do the trick...yes...YES!!!

YEESS!!! Aaaahahahaaa!!!!

But first I need some bodies to experiment on.

Marathon, go get the shovel.
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Borgs · May 24, 2004

Phoenicianknight said:

On a related note, I was speaking with my dad about why Kerry has been keeping such a low key recently, when he should be out pouncing on Bush.

My dad said, "Son, when your opponent is busy destroying himself, don't interrupt him."
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Borgs · May 25, 2004

Lord_Nikon said:

UN = US + extra bitching - the ability to get anything done.
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Marso said:

Now that's what I like- mathematical truth couched in the language of the cold equations!
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Borgs · May 25, 2004

Bulldog said:

Maybe someone could help me- If I wanted to see a movie that featured a big, ugly green ogre, should I watch Shrek 2 or Fahrenheit 911?
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Borgs · May 27, 2004

Cassandra said:

Isn't a HyperChristian (tm) supposed to post about a hero feeding the hungry or something?

Guess not.

Must read the bible to finally learn where Jesus cheers war and destruction.
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Shepherd said:

"There is no greater love than this, that a man lay down his life for his brother."
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Bock said:

Don't quote scripture at her. That's like garlic and vampires!
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Borgs · May 27, 2004

NAHTMMM said:

Lately I've been so absent-minded that I'll start typing a sentence and forget to
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Borgs · May 29, 2004

Cassandra said:

You invaded their country.

Would you just let that happen to the US
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enlisted person said:

To remove a murderous dictator and make their country free and to get at the support of the terrorists.
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Cassandra said:

^ Which is incidentally how I see Bush. So - can I 'liberate' you now?
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Liet said:

Hopefully we'll liberate ourselves in November
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Powaqqatsi · May 29, 2004

Cassandra said:

You invaded their country. Would you just let that happen to the US
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enlisted person said:

To remove a murderous dictator and make their country free and to get at the support of the terrorists.
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Cassandra said:

^ Which is incidentally how I see Bush. So - can I 'liberate' you now?
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Liet said:

Hopefully we'll liberate ourselves in November
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Yes hopefully.

Borgs · May 29, 2004

JohnM said:

I have White, American teeth
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Borgs · May 30, 2004

Re: ENT, zero hours final bits...

Soma Part II said:

^^^(To Liet) Change the channel.
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Stewey disagrees: Change your sexual orientation
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Borgs · May 30, 2004

Re: Boy Plots Own Murder; Convicted

Diacanu said:

Hey, Clyde, wanna kill me?

It'll be cool.

Cooler than smoking.
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Borgs · May 31, 2004

Re: Presidential race gets nasty

ecky said:

i've drank miller and i've drank bud.

and they both taste like gnats piss.
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Chuck said:

^^ I'll take your word for it. I can't be arsed to find out what gnat's piss actually tastes like.
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Borgs · May 31, 2004

odp said:

Immorality bad?

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enlisted person said:

Yes ,Immorality=bad What the fuck do you think? Immorality=good?
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