Diacanu decides to off himself after having enough of debating postmodernism... *BLAM!!* *Goes to heaven* D- Ha haaa!! Awesome! I'll be a board legend!! God- Oh, hey. D- Ah, so you do exist. Nietzse- No one was more surprised than me. D- Oh hey, can you hook me up with some of your mojo so I can finally impress people at parties? N- You don't want it. I went insane and whipped a stable boy and cried like a baby at the end, remember? D- Right, right. ....so, what's a prick like you doing here anyway? N- Y'got me. Hitler's here too. And some of the popes. Turns out it's all a meaningless vortex of madness after all. G- Yeah, sorry about that. I think I'll have it ironed out with the next universe. If not, 3rd time's the charm. D- I had a feeling... G- Oh, and you're not due here until a couple years. D- Just a couple? G- That thing on your chest? Not a harmless fatty growth after all. D- Fuckin quack poor people's doctor. Knew it. Ah, well. G- *Pulls lever* *Reappears on Earth a second before pulling the trigger* -------------------------------------------------------
[Note--thread title NZR refers to was "Could You Fall in Love with a Liberal". Also changed Chris's original italics to bold so it'd show up]