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NAHTMMM · Aug 20, 2006

Yay content!

Hood said:

Last year the car in front of me dicked around so much at the lights, by the time he pulled away, the lights were red again. Without thinking, I wanted to move my mouse over his brake light and neg rep him.
Honest to God.
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matthunter said:

I knew I spent too much time here when a dream where I needed guns for a mission of bloody vengeance had my finger moving down a list of people to contact and stopping at "Storm" with a 1-800 number.
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NAHTMMM · Aug 23, 2006

persianmouse said:

Archangel said:

Did you like organize that thing? You sure seem anxious to defend every aspect of it. I've read threads about it on three different boards and most everyone thinks the whole thing sucked.
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Everyone on the Interwebs thinks EVERYTHING sucks.

If we judged things by Internet majority, then there would have never been, since the dawn of time, anything that was ever good.

Discovery of FIRE!

-LAME

Invention of the wheel!

-Pffftt...BOOORING!

First Cave Paintings made from soot and yellow ochre!

-The special effects sucked! They looked so fake!

Cruxifiction and ressurection of a Jewish carpenter!

-Stupid cop-out Hollywood ending! Dude comes back! How fucking lame is that?! Stole that from every horror movie ever made. And no one told me this was gonna be a zombie story. Think they should have put that in the promotion somewhere. And we were supposed to believe this fucking hippie kid was the Son of God? Where was the smoting?! There was no smoting! I went there expecting some damn Roman-smoting, and NOTHING! He didn't even turn into a swan and fuck a girl or nothing. Though Mary Magdalane was hot. She should do porn.

Buddha acheives enlightenment!

- Bollywood pictures are so weird.

America wins the Revolutionary War!

-Yeah, like that's believable. James Madison is such a little fag, why is he even around? Dude has got to go.

War of 1812!

-Meh, it was better last season. The Brits have really lost their edge this year.

Photography invented!

-Yeah, like that's gonna last.

-Mark Twain writes a whole bunch of stuff!

-*Someone posts pic of Tubgirl*
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NAHTMMM · Sep 17, 2006

matthunter said:

NAHTMMM said:

Zel Garish said:

Doesn't anybody have any ideas on containment [of Tamar]??
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Magnetic bottle?

No, it's not practicable right now, but it's an idea.
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No, that's for antimatter.

Tamar is similar, but subtly different - if she and Mrs. Albert are ever brought together, the male population of WF explodes.
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Nova · Sep 22, 2006

Mr. Plow said:

If you have even 1 Seger album, then go out & get this one (If you don't own even 1, WTF's wrong with you anyway?).
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Pylades · Sep 25, 2006

Dan Leach said:

Techman said:

Who is this guy?
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You own a computer with an internet connection

Use it
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Lanzman · Oct 8, 2006

Ted Wolf III said:

Ba ba bah ba ba...

I'm loveing it.
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NAHTMMM · Oct 28, 2006

Timmy said:

Dear Texas,

Thank you for your latest invention of Deep Fried Coke.

Love,
Timmy

PS: can you deep fry my shirt as well?
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Jenna · Nov 12, 2006

"... Face whips it out on occasion to make you interested, Shep.

..the cross mark, I mean."

-Lethesoda

NAHTMMM · Dec 3, 2006

Bulldog said: ↑

It's not a true WF meet-up without a police report being filed.
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Nautica · Dec 5, 2006

Meka said:

Ok, see, NO. That would just annoy the fuck out of me. Give me 2 or 3 speeds I can pick from (or just a real dick, whatever) and I'm happy. I don't need a fucking metronome up my twang.
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NAHTMMM · Jan 22, 2007

Uncle Albert said: ↑

Never been terribly impressed with the singular measurement of intelligence. I liken it to a bodybuilder flexing his muscles. Yeah, you're huge, but if all you can do is pose with it you're fucking useless, as far as I'm concerned. I don't wanna see you flex, I want to see you put in a hard day's labor.

Everyone has his own gifts, and like thelurker said, "one size fits all" is not the best way to nurture them. But does the public want to support tailored or buffet-style education? No, because it's not the most efficient way to spend their tax dollars. The most cost-effective way of slapping an "educated" stamp on every little forehead is to squish them all through nearly the same Play Doh Fun Factory. It's the most a government bureaucracy can be trusted to handle, and even then not terribly well.

Anyone see where this is going yet?
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Jenna · Jan 26, 2007

wrong thread

Lanzman · Jan 26, 2007

Volpone said: ↑

There is a whole article on futuristic cop nonlethal weapons for hippie control: http://www.popsci.com/popsci/technology/d215da2834b20110vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html

I tried to read the article, but I only got as far as the caption on the gun that shoots four capcaisin balls at the offending hippie and had to go masturbate.
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Tamar Garish · Feb 3, 2007

Paladin said:

"Ah, yes, my home state of California.

Where you can drive through a neighborhood filled with million-dollar homes as far as the eye can see...and have your teeth rattled out by the potholes in the road at the same time.

Where you can spend billions of dollars and take a decade to replace an existing bridge...but still have the old bridge with no replacement in sight.

Where the 10 per cent income tax makes the 8.5 per cent sales tax more bearable.

Where the public schools can thoroughly educate your kid...in Spanish. Regardless of your opinion on the matter.

Where the average person cannot get a permit to carry a gun--that's reserved for special people like Sean Penn.

Where you get to enjoy being surrounded by others in your community...as you sit in traffic with them during that one hour, 15 mile commute.

Where you can enjoy paying a few dimes extra per gallon of specially-formulated California-only gasoline, knowing that you're saving the environment and saving gasoline--although the special additives have now contaminated the groundwater and the reduced efficiency of the gasoline offsets any pollution-fighting or fuel-saving benefit.

Where the public can overwhelmingly approve a ballot measure...only to have the courts nullify it.

Yep. That's my California."
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MiniBorg · Feb 13, 2007

Timmy said: ↑

J. Allen said: ↑

Dan Leach is definitely not creepy. And I don't think he's unusual. He just likes to stop and smell the roses, and then take pictures of them.
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And then has sex with said roses. And then hides their little rose bodies.
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Talkahuano · Feb 13, 2007

After reading an article about a kid whose heart stopped beating for 4 days and then went back to normal:

Volpone said: ↑

This just says something to me about the complexities of the human brain. It's like the brain was just twiddling its thumbs--"doot-tee-doot-tee-doo..."--and suddenly went--..."SHIT! HEART! I forgot to pump the HEART!"
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Lanzman · Feb 18, 2007

Henryhill explains his philosophy.

ecky said: ↑

basic understanding of tribal species favouring geographical groupings, as opposed to someone who bases his entire philosophy on money and status.

tribal impulses are hardwired into us, whilst prejudice is down to concious choice and education.

neither is particularly endearing, however as i said, the former is understandable as its as hardwired into us a breathing is.

try learning stuff henry, its good for you.
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henryhill said: ↑

It aint hardwired into me. I think I'll give your "learning" a miss.
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Mrs. Albert · Feb 20, 2007

Theodore said:

spelling is not a good measure of intellegence...
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Liet · Mar 10, 2007

Man Afraid of his Shoes said: ↑

I turned you gay with my butt!
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NAHTMMM · Mar 31, 2007

The Saint said: ↑

Clyde said: ↑

Paladin said: ↑

Reinvention is a wonderful thing.

I'm going to change my name to DarthMacCartney!
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Oh good one, so that'd make you the Sith Beatle.
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"Coo coo ca-choo, Missus Palpatine!"
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Mrs. Albert · Apr 10, 2007

Chaos Descending said: ↑

Bulldog said: ↑

Chaos Descending said: ↑

Seriously, it's good fun, feels good and can't possibly have any negative consequences. So get to it!
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What if her husband finds out?
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Ask him to bring his girlfriend and join in the fun!

It's a wacky, zany 21st century of love, IMHO!!!!!
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Mrs. Albert · Apr 12, 2007

UA said:

I suppose a real man would scrub with steel wool and comet like Groundskeeper Willie, but I'm just not that hard core.
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Diacanu · May 9, 2007

Timmy said: ↑

Is Hillary Clinton a chapstick lesbian?
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Lanzman · May 21, 2007

phantomofthenet said: ↑

"If they're more advanced, they must be nearer to the Creator for that reason."

-The Rev. Uncle Matthew, "War of the Worlds", 1953, moments before going out to say hi to the Martians, which led to an Unfortunate Series of Events...
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Talkahuano · May 31, 2007

Originally Posted by Summerteeth

RECIPE FOR PIE

Method:

1. Take the personal conflict and stir. Add pinches of confiding in a friend and personal interest. Fold in a small amount of extra strength Any Enemy of My Friend Is An Enemy of Mine. This creates the base of bias, bitchiness and gossiping essential to the overall flavour.

2. Throw in a subtle troll, chill and leave to expand overnight.

3. Add someone with a grudge to stir. If this is done right, separation will occur.

4. Throw into a thread and leave to fester for 24 or more hours.

5. Top with half truths, spiked comments, assumptions and misunderstandings. The more people involved the better, as it allows judgement to really take place.

6. Keep at the pie to ensure it develops correctly.

7.Once baked, keep a small part of the pie to use in future pies.
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Mrs. Albert said: ↑

*note* once you have placed the pie in the oven, you MUST watch it the ENTIRE time. If you leave for more than the few moments it takes to pee, you will most likely come back to a deformed, barely recognizable pie with a colony of sloshing out and messing up your nice clean oven.
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Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz · Jul 19, 2007

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I'm a liberal and I'm for the right to bear arms within limits.
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"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."
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So let's carry around machine guns, high-powered rifles, bazukas, RPGs, etc. They were talking about single-fired musket guns you big dummy.
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If anything liberals are about allowing people to be free.
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Liar.
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How is that a lie? Why should someone need to carry around a bazooka on the streets of Chicago?
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It's the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs.

Liar.
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That right was based on a technological paradigm that the Founders didn't foresee including assault rifles and such. It was wise to place some limits on it given the killing power of these kinds of weapons. Imagine if cops had to fight against these kinds of weapons on a daily basis. I'm totally for someone's right to own guns of the type the Founders had. No problem.
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So?

Should free speech not include modern technologies...for example websites such as this one? Surely the Founding Fathers never dreamed of the internet. The First Amendment shouldn't be applicable.
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Free speech doesn't kill people in mass.
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Hilter, Stalin, and Pol Pot never fired a single shot, yet on their words alone, somewhere between 25-100 million people were killed in the 20th Century.

And, you'll note, that the vast majority of these people were killed by their own governments....after they'd been stripped of their arms.

Just sayin'.
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Speech didn't kill them. Guns, gas chambers, knives, etc. kill them.
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So these inanimate guns, gas chambers, knives, etc. got up, on their own, and killed these people?
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Sentient firearms....

.......WE'LL BE RICH!
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Not so fast.

If the firearms are sentient that is a whole new kettle of fish...then they must be protected and not enslaved by evil humans. We must sign them up immediately for welfare and add them to the Democrat voter registration rolls!!!
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The Exception · Jul 19, 2007

Quoting yourself = Not Cool

NAHTMMM · Jul 19, 2007

No, he just got the attributations off by one. Tamar made the ending contribution.

NAHTMMM · Aug 9, 2007

Timmy said: ↑

Uncle Albert said: ↑

Some people make it sound like a negative point carves a chunk out of the recipient's flesh or something. YOU ARE NOT HARMED BY NEGATIVE POINTS! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!
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On the contrary, rep points do matter. Take Tasvir for instance. He is in the red, and he is missing an arm. Darkening is also in the red, and he lives in England. At the opposite end of the spectrum, your wife has more rep than God himself, and she is married to possibly the best man in the world. Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge.
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NAHTMMM · Aug 22, 2007

marathon said: ↑

Lt. Mewa said: ↑

You mugs take all the time you want to come up with some good answers.
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There's a world of difference between good answers and answers that convince the "other guys". Every new day at WF proves that once again.
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