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Bulldog · Sep 21, 2004

Re:

Posted by matthunter:

Viruses wouldn't attack JohnM. It'd be too much like attacking family.
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Reno Floyd · Sep 29, 2004

Re:

A gem from Baba to Brannon Braga

Baba said:

Brannon Braga said:

And trust me, the Nazi flag on the White House is spooky. I was like, "Whoa, shit." The VFX guys really outdid themselves this time.
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Your dumber then me you stupid fucking cunt.
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Linda R. · Sep 30, 2004

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From Packard in the same thread...

Packard said:

Braga said:

What's most fun to me about these Nazi stories is that they take place in New York City. It's very entertaining, but kind of disturbing to see the optical effects of a Nazi flag draped on the White House.
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I feel like pointing out that the White House is not, in fact, in New York, but I'm sure Braga would dismiss that as fannish insistence on some irrelevant and obsolete continuity that only gets in the way of telling a good story.
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Borgs · Oct 1, 2004

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Tek said:

And you can go to hell as well. Or not.
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Diacanu said:

Already have, and it's Earth.

I must have raped me a whole hill of babies in the real world.
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Borgs · Oct 10, 2004

Re: America is funding Terrorism

Crosis said:

I'm saying that if you want lesser taxes, neither Bush nor Kerry will give you what you want.
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Jeriko said:

All right. How did this get to be about Bush v Kerry again?

-J
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Crosis said:

Isn't everything these days BvK?
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Dr. E. F. Loony said:

Buffy the Vampire Kerry?
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Liet · Oct 17, 2004

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Borgs said:

Bring Back baba!
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Borgs · Oct 18, 2004

Re:

ecky said:

^has anyone noticed how cherie looks like skeletor wearing joan rivers skin?
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Borgs · Oct 18, 2004

Re: Evolution!!!!

Bulldog said:

I used to not believe in the Monkey-Man theory until I considered polarslam. God wouldn't create anything like that so I blame evolution for him.
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Borgs · Oct 20, 2004

Re: France begins expelling students over headscarves!!!

Crosis said:

And so what if I AM a little drunk, eh? I am still cogent!!!
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PGT said:

good one Tasvir - I'll bet God is pissed with me. Hey! God!
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Borgs · Oct 25, 2004

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Miniborg said:

I DON'T WANT TO SEE PARIS HILTON DO THAT!!
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Cervantes · Oct 26, 2004

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Techman said:

you couldn't possibly contribute to any discussion such as this...your a Hoosier.
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Techman said:

Location: Home of the Greatest Spectacle in Racing, the Indianpolis 500
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I wonder how Techman can exclude someone from a conversation for living in Indianapolis...when he does too?!?!?

Borgs · Oct 26, 2004

Re: Why should I even vote?

The Listkeeper said:

If you don't vote, your penis will fall off.
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Borgs · Oct 31, 2004

Re: Bush Takes A Steady Course At The Home Stretch!

marathon said:

They have many words to describe us 3rd party voters, and all of them have four words
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Cervantes · Nov 10, 2004

Re:

Black Dove said:

Yeah, cause it would be a shame to admit that you were "powned" all this time, wouldn't it?
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Matt Hunter said:

"Powned"?!

God almighty, it's "pwned!"...

[Beeblebrox] You're so unhip it's a wonder your ass doesn't fall off! [/Beeblebrox]
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NAHTMMM · Nov 15, 2004

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Storm said:

evenflow said:

I thought you hated Fundies?
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Liberals only hate white fundies i.e. Christians.

They "embrace the diversity" of the more exotic colored ones.

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Kyle · Nov 20, 2004

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The Listkeeper said:

Pthalo BlueMoon said:

What is your opinion on the topic? Should older women date younger men?
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I see the conversation going a bit like this....

Kyle: Oh my god.
Mrs. Bluemoon: Pardon?
Kyle: Oh no, Mrs. Bluemoon. Oh no.
Mrs. Bluemoon: What's wrong?
Kyle: Mrs. Bluemoon, you didn't... I mean, you didn't expect -
Mrs. Bluemoon: What?
Kyle: I mean, you didn't really think I'd do something like *that*.
Mrs. Bluemoon: Like what?
Kyle: What do you think?
Mrs. Bluemoon: Well, I don't know.
Kyle: For god's sake, Mrs. Robinson. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours.
Mrs. Bluemoon: So?
Kyle: Mrs. Bluemoon, you're trying to seduce me.
Mrs. Bluemoon: [laughs]
Kyle: Aren't you?
Mrs. Bluemoon: Kyle, I am *not* trying to seduce you.
Kyle: I know that, but *please*, Mrs. Bluemoon, this is difficult...
Mrs. Bluemoon: Would you like me to seduce you?
Kyle: What?
Mrs. Bluemoon: Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Kyle: I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.
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~Kyle

Borgs · Nov 22, 2004

Re: leaving the UK's starting to look increasingly attractive

thelurker said:

I managed about five minutes of that Blunkett interview - the bit where he was lying through his teeth about the real meaning of ID cards - before launching into my usual 'oh, go trip over your guide dog and break your fucking neck' tirade that made my husband gently reach for the remote and change the channel.... Deep as is the contempt I have for Blair, I have no doubt that Blunkett is the scariest bastard in the cabinet. Never mind ID cards, that wanker won't be happy till we're all tagged.
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Borgs · Nov 24, 2004

Re: New Picture Thread? Why not?

Ancalagon said:

My mom has been begging me to get it like i had back at the end of high school, when it was around 4, 5 inches long i guess.... I grudgeingly agree (my brother just came back with an earing, i have a chance to move back into 'good son' possition :assvir: ) I even bring a picture just to make sure...

Its two inches long. Looks like shit. I'm not kidding... Its horrible enough to make me wanna cry.... deffinantly enough to make me start drinking (which hasn't helped, YET)... Shit, complete and utter shit.
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Kyle · Dec 4, 2004

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Elwood said:

Was it wrong of me to blow the ever loving shit out of my wife's violin?
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~Kyle

Borgs · Dec 7, 2004

Re: Fat Americans Crushing Cruise Ship Furniture

Tasvir81 said:

But Dan, you have a sexy ponytail I want to hang onto when I rear-end you doggystyle!
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shootER · Dec 9, 2004

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shootER said:

Don't get me wrong. I love pork as much as the next person (unless the next person is Dayton and the wife is out of town for the weekend...)
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Borgs · Dec 17, 2004

Re: Every other British guy I meet...

Uncle Albert said:

My pit stains are a thing of glory to behold. I'll surrender them for no man.
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Borgs · Jan 21, 2005

Re: Why the assumption that Americans won't tolerate another war?

Dayton3 said:

I'm also a big believer in indoor plumbing.

Does that obligate me to dedicate my life to cleaning out septic tanks.
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Diacanu said:

Yes.

Diacanu has spoken.
Long live Diacanu.
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Zenow · Jan 21, 2005

Trinity said:

trinity disagrees: Resorting to neg reps means you cannot debate.
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Ok, It just made me laugh, allright? Maybe I shouldn't drink so much...

Megatron · Jan 23, 2005

Jeriko said:

Say what you will about Tasvir, but when it comes to fundamentalist Islam and porn, he knows what he's talking about.
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NAHTMMM · Jan 26, 2005

Man Afraid of his Shoes said:

I know just the right combination of water buffalo piss, bear gonads, and hemorhoid cream to turn your average zombie into a backup singer for Crosby Stills and Nash.
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Borgs · Mar 25, 2005

http://www.wordforge.net/forum/showpost.php?p=348688&postcount=7

Bailey said:

If I had the money to jet around the world on Concorde on a whim I damn well wouldn't be sitting here not snorting cocaine right now.
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Fisherman's Worf · Apr 13, 2005

http://www.wordforge.net/forum/showthread.php?t=17833

Chris said:

No threats/soliciation for murder here.
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Borgs · Apr 15, 2005

Re: Be Reasonable

http://www.wordforge.net/forum/showpost.php?p=368414&postcount=5

Clyde said:

Nothing fun about being reasonable.
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Liet agrees: The wordforge motto?
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Borgs · Apr 20, 2005

Re: The truth about JohnM's "Lake Whores"...

BizarroEnt said:

Alien 1: Ready the anal probe.

[Alien 2 switches the device on as it begins to glow. It looks like a lightsaber with a small white beam]

Alien 2: Anal probe is ready.

Alien 1: [nods] Commence anal probing.

[victim screams loud and long as Alien 2 sticks it where the sun don't shine. He pulls it out, after two seconds and pulls off the white plastic part]

Alien 2: Quick, erase his memory!

[Alien 1 waves a hand over victim as the two lighted "paddles" come up. victim stops yelling and gets a calm look on his face]

Alien 1: Memory's erased. Get him out of here.

[Two other aliens come and start to wheel victim off]

Alien 2: Move it. [pauses as he moves closer to Alien 1] Ah, boy.

Alien 1: Something wrong?

Alien 2: Ah.. it's nothing really....

Alien 1: I think you could use a cup of coffee.

Alien 2: Yeah. [sighs]

[They move to a lounge where Alien 1 pours two cups of coffee. They keep talking as Alien 2 sits down]

Alien 1: So what's bothering you?

Alien 2: Ahhhh.... Lately I just keep wondering... what's the point?

Alien 1: The point?

Alien 2: Yeah. What's the point of what we do?

Alien 1: Sorry, I don't follow you

[Alien 1 sits down]

Alien 2: Well, I mean, we travel 250,000 light years across the universe, abduct humans, probe the anally and release them.

Alien 1: Yeah... AND?

Alien 2: Well, doesn't it seem kind of point-LESS?

Alien 1: I really don't think about it.

Alien 2: Well don't you think you should?

Alien 1: No, I don't think I should. I don't think I should question the leadership of our Great Leader

Alien 2: Oh, come on! I mean, we've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes and all that we have learned is that 1 in10 doesn't really seem to mind.

Alien 1: Well, do you have a better plan than our Great Leader?

Alien 2: Yes I do, I do have a better plan. My plan is that we DON'T travel 250,000 light years, we DON'T abduct any humans and, this is the best part, we DON'T do any anal probing.

Alien 1: [sarcastic] Oh, great plan! Do you realize how many people Intergalactic Anal-Probing employees?

[They see that JohnM is ready. They put down the coffee and do the same motions as before, except Alien 2 is very reluctant this time.]

Alien 1: Well back to work.

Alien 2: Awww..

Alien 1: Ready the anal probe.

Alien 2: [unenthusiastic]Anal probe is ready.

Alien 1: Commence anal probing

Alien 2:[rolling eyes, exasperated] Couldn't we at least abduct their political or religious leaders instead of just any idiot in a pickup truck?!?!

Alien 1: I'm sure the Great Leader has his reasons

Alien 2: [sarcastic] Well, I'm sure the Great Leader is just some sort of twisted ass freak!

Alien 1: [calmly] All right. I am now officially ignoring you. Commence anal probing.

[Alien 2 inserts the probe. JohnM doesn't scream. Rather, he smiles and looks happy.]

Alien 2: Well, that's a relief anyway. Erase his memory.

Alien 1 [going through motions] Memory is erased.

Alien 2: Get him out of here.

Alien 1: [to interns wheeling JohnM out.] Come on, kid. Move it. Move it!

[They move to the window and look out on the moon and the Earth]

Alien 1: You know what you need? A hobby. I know it helps me.

Alien 2: Yeah? What do you do?

Alien 1: Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my portfolio?

Alien 2: No. I would hate to.

Alien 1: Fine. Screw you.

Alien 2: Well, Screw you.
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