Fantasy Football (soccer to the uppity colonials) part five

fulham have sacked chris coleman

he's not had massive funds, frequently had his best players sold and has yet managed to keep fulham doing well - before christmas they were punching well above their weight - and has seen some bad luck with inferior opposition suckerpunching them.

heres hoping the dodgy egyptians playthings get relegated now.

Al-Fayed ought to fuck off. Craven Cottage is a fucking joke. I was there the other week (its the closet ground to my flat and a couple of Pompey supporting mates of mine dragged me there). They have stupid fucking American style cheerleaders and kiddies games at half time and they beer is supplied by gits with huge rucksacks. It's warm, shook up, there aren't enough to go around and it takes the geezer ages to serve them. Fucking sand jockey bastard

yeah, we had that in rugby league when superleague started... fucking joke. rickety old stadium that was an arsonists dream come true, filled with gruff northerners who'd been coming to the windswept icetrap for years to watch a good game of rugby suddenly faced with a load of sky-inspired americanized pap

although given the crap given coleman of late, i'm thinking fulham ahve the chairman they deserve. may they enjoy the rymans league in a few years time.

^ I'm thinking of stopping by tonight and accidently dropping a can of kerosene and a fag until the cottage. Might increase the value of the surrounding property.

Fucking camel shagging bastard

He'll still be shit for England.


And it's all Al Fayed's fault.

Fucking shwarma eating bastard

We all know what a wonderful state Fulham were in before the camel-shagging, shwarma-eating Fayed took over the club.

^ Yeah, but he's a multi-millionaire and could have used his doe to work wonders.

Fucking straw sandle wearing shisha bastard

How the hell should I know?


Fucking towlie sand nigga bastard

come now, he did bring some shaMOHHHHHHH to the club when a famous [-]paedophile[/-]persecuted pop star came to visit

^ Yeah, I forgot about that.


Fucking peado loving kebab grilling bastard

I fucking hate Italians.

you'd only have been twatted by man ure anyway...

I forsee another Milan-Liverpool final!

I did not want this.

I don't want to play Chelsea and I don't want to play Utd. Great for the neutrals but I might die.

Utd will fuck Milan on their current form.

I can see a Man U v Chelsea final, but Liverpool will not progress any further. Our friend Jose has too much on the line to lose the semi-final.

yup, chelsea are just a juggernaut right now.

by all rights, based on how good their footballings been, man ure deserve on merit to sweep the board. i'm still seeing chelsea managing a quadruple though as they are the borg of the premiership.

why? he's been a breath of fresh air, tactically brilliant, wonderfull outspoken and revels in the pantomime thats modern football.

plus he's extended fergies reign - he's finally found an equal - and cut into the arsenal/man ure grip on the premiership

he's the closest thing we've seen to brian clough for a very long time.

Yeah... he's a cunt though...

so was cloughie when you got down to it.

didn't stop people loving him to bits in hindsight

part of the act, and you can't begrudge him self-anointed 'special one' status as he continually matches it.

and you're also talking about one of the few managers fergie has time for, he's come and said his relations with wenger are positively frosty, but he enjoys taking with morhinio - when a boy from govan with fergies past can tolerate him, he's got to have some charm.

see, thats rubbish - real madrid have deep pockets too, and they can't buy success for love or money. same with a couple of italian clubs.

the game on tuesday highlighted just how good he is, a good half-time rolicking, a substitution and chelsea came out all fired up and won a game they were losing.

What you, and it seems most people in and out of the game, don't seem to understand is that he's an absolute master of mind games. He's arguably better than Fergie at it and he plays other managers and the media like you wouldn't believe. There are only a few managers who seem to see through it, namely the aforementioned Fergie, Martin Jol (who seems to have become mates with him) and Rafa to a certain extent. The media are just clueless. Arsehole Wenger bites every time. It's great to watch them all scurrying around like rats.

Only because you can't read them. Those who can spot mind games in others and play off of them don't usually have a problem with it.