Fantasy Football (soccer to the uppity colonials) part five

and barring a miracle, leeds are relegated!

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And Orient are staying up! We'll be playing mighty Leeds next season in League One!

well, confirmed, big sams gone

When did Hood start playing again??

If i had of noticed earlier i might have made more than one transfer in the last 8 weeks!

Why has Fat Sam left? Where is he going to go?

we don't know yet, but i suspect he's frustrated at bolton not being seen as a 'big club', not having the funds to really challenge the top 4 and wanting to be in position for when mcclaren gets given the boot.

i think we'll see him either at man city or newcastle, although given how he likes to learn new ways of doing things, i wouldn't rule out seeing him managing a foreign club.

Man City is not a "big club" IMO and Newcastle will forever be shit, whoever manages them.

Big Sam to replace McClaren IMO

Penalties.

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Shame the bin dippers had to rob Pepe and burn out his Porsche though isn't it?

No, I shouldn't laugh. It's not like the Mickeys have a history of thieving

Anyway. I believe the Police are interviewing Frank Lampard over the break in, due to his disappearance between 7:45 and 10:15

What a farce that a team which can not challenge for its national championship can again find its way into the final!

Saying that, as soon as Robben stood up for that penalty he didnt look confident. I have no idea why Lamps as the main penalty taker and vice captain didnt take the first one to get them off and running.

Well done Liverpool, though I hope Man U get through tonight and rip you a new arsehole!

ManUre.

It's Liverpool v Milan again. It was meant to be.

Dissapointing we didn't at least see the man u team that showed up in the 2nd half last week!

The scousers are soooo gonna lose now

^ Yep, you'll get it right eventually... stopped clock and all that...

Other half put money on Liverpool to win the title when they were 4/1...

PA Sport reports that Glenn Roeder has resigned as manager of Newcastle.

i feel sorry for roeder, the injuries this season has meant newcastle have sent out second-stringers for most games.

he might not be the worlds greatest manager, but he did an exemplary job given what he was left to work with.

it seems odds-on that big sam will be going there, but i'm not so sure - i can see him sitting out the rest of this season and the next one, then becoming assistant manager at man ure whilst quiroz leaves OT to take a managerial role.

got to say well done to the two red sides, liverpool were deserved winners over chelski, and united have deserved the title on merit this season.

although it speaks volumes of the champions league that liverpool, who are so woefully incapable of competing for any of the domestic trophies, can be in spitting distance of winning it. hopefully they'll win it, but given kaka can torment any side out of a match, it may be beyond them.

and how in the cunting fuckery can we get tubbed by west ham a week after drawing against chelski

Barbatov gave me some much needed points after a frustrating week in which 3 of my key players (A.Cole, Carra and Drogba) all were missing. Cole and Drogba have another game to go this week, hope they give me some fucking points. I don't want to end the season behind either Dan or Stallion!

bit of a shit week for me as i didn't do any tinkering.

on the other hand, its not as if any of you losers are going to catch up to me...

That's it for the Premiership football season.

Ecky is your Wordforge League Champion.

Congrats ecky!



Now for a summer of Tevez-related court cases...

Congrats to ecky. Despite wrongly writing off Liverpool's chances at everything he still displayed enough football knowledge to easily beat the rest of us.