Shot for getting skittles

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  1. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Let's get this puppy to 200 pages!
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    It's so sad that Trayvon is dead when he would have been happily serving time in prison by now.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Forbin wins!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Bickendan

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    Page 120, mang. :bailey:
  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Not my problem your layout sucks.
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  7. We Are Borg

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    Forbin is at the top of page 200 on my browser. :shrug:
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  8. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    It's been so long since this thread was active, the question has to be asked...

    ...is Trayvon Martin still dead?
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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  10. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Man, that was four years ago. :weep:
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Change your settings, that post was on page 299 for me.

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    And this is post 1 of page 300, fuck yeah! :dancer:
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  12. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Of the ass.
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    With a conveyor belt.
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  14. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Those Skittles ain't gonna eat themselves!
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    The last thing George said to Trayvon, doing a bad There Will Be Blood impression:

    "I eat your Skittles! I eat them up!"
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'd buy that for a dollar!

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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Interesting terms you use.

    Given that Zimmerman did not commit a murder. Not legally. Not morally. In no way whatsoever.
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    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Remind again how people come to this "murder" conclusion?

    Anyway, regardless of Herr Zimmerman's guilt or innocence with respect to the demise of one Trayvon Martin, this move is in exceptionally poor taste.

    What a horrible man.
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    If I had large amounts of money to piss away I think I would give some for zimmermans hand that he shot treason with, or the legs he used to stalk the poor victim. I would also pay some for the eyes, teeth, lips, and nose. I would leave him his ears princess bride style.

    On a more serious note, since Zimmerman technically admits to taking the life which starts off as a criminal act, and merely puts it in the legal context that we cannot determine beyond a shadow of a doubt that the murder was justified does this sort of thing count as profiting from a crime. For all the zimrods out there we must remember he admits to killing treeyvon and no one but his fanboys is arguing against that. He was never innocent of killing treyvon, but we could not determine if he had proper cause to do so. The idea we determined it was in self defense is false. We merely said it was possible and not even probable he did it in self defense. That was all his defense had to accomplish. Being such an open and hard thing to prove for the prosecution the fact that he killed treason out of malice is still more probable, and courts cannot change reality. They only can determine if we will punish a person.
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  22. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    I think he did it just to keep our election thread from breaking this thread's record.
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  23. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    You're saying you would put a bounty on the body parts of a person acquitted in a trial and about whom a very motivated federal Department of Justice found no wrongdoing?
    No, it doesn't. Taking a human life is not always a crime; self-defense is a notable exception.
    Murder is a crime and is therefore never justified. A "justified murder" is a contradiction in terms. Your thinking is confused and cluttered here.
    There's no crime. Zimmerman was tried and found not guilty. The gun is his personal property. He's free to dispose of it as he likes.
    Huh? No one denies Zimmerman killed Martin. That's not at issue.
    You've got it backwards. You couldn't show that he didn't have proper cause to do so.
    The legal process never declares a defendant innocent, it only declares them not guilty. The prosecution was unable to prove to a jury that Zimmerman was guilty of ANY crime, let alone murder. Zimmerman's defense claimed self-defense, the evidence supported that claim, and the jury believed it.
    And if you can't prove someone guilty beyond reasonable doubt, you should probably--at a minimum--refrain from putting out a bounty on their body parts.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The "take away" point here is for all the kids out in word forge land: if you see a creepy white guy (aren't we all?) following you in your own neighborhood and you feel afraid - run the fuck home! Don't phone a friend - phone the police - or perhaps an adult who can advise you on a safe course of action. Don't sneak up behind them and sucker punch them or otherwise engage them physically. If you truly don't trust the creepy guy then why would you risk confronting him? :chris:
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  25. Tererune

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    first it would probably be contractual. bounty is way too wide open. Second it would depend on having a lot of money to throw away. I am talking about a point where me, my family, and my friends are not in need or want for money. That is pretty far off. even then I cannot say I might not have better things to do, but yeah I could see this being entertaining and a good possibility with that much cash. I fully admit to being a sadist confined by the laws of society. The money to travel and live out some fantasies like that is probably going to be dangerous in a hedonist's hands. Someone like zimmerman is interesting because he thinks he is bad ass and I would imagine it would be fun to ruin that idea. Then there are also his fanboys who would cringe at the end results. It would be an obvious troll where one could anonymously feed on the festival of butthurt that would come. George is unique in that way, but to do so and reap the benefits would require resources I cannot afford.

    Murder is a crime, self defense is an exception to it. George zimmerman is not innocent of murder, but we may exclude him from punishment due to circumstances. We do not even need to prove those circumstances happened, just that they might have happened. Not guilty by law does not mean not guilty in reality. That has always been the case. Our government cannot punish him based on the evidence and exceptions, but he is a murderer in reality.

    No, you have looped yourself in a logic loop because you want to suck zimmerman's dick for killing a black kid. You can keep doing that all you want. Reality does not change because you delude yourself with your black killing sexual fantasies. We know what happened. Zimmerman got out of his car, chased down treyvon martin, got into a physical altercation, and then shot treyvon and killed him. No one denies that chain of events. Even Zimmerman admits to this. No one denies that treyvon was not involved in any crime in the area. No one denies that zimmerman did this of his own free will while completely sane. The only thing that made this shooting not result in a murder conviction was that treyvon might have gotten the better of george in the physical fight and george might have fired fearing for his life. That was never proven beyond being a possibility which is all the law needs.
    The gun is being sold as the gun that murdered treyvon martin. The crime is explicit in the sale. The fact no person was convicted of it does not mean the gun was not a part of a crime. It is the very nature of the crime that would make that gun special to people who want to buy it. Otherwise it is just a gun.

    There are a number of you who have convinced yourself not guilty means he did not kill treyvon. You are standing on a pile of very delusional morons, and that is not a good place to be when you are telling me those delusional morons do not exist.

    You have it wrong as they only had to prove there was a possibility he had proper cause to do so. The burden of proof is really easy to meet because of the way the laws work. It did not even need to be probable zimmerman feared for his life, it just needed to be possible.
    Again, the prosecution and the defense did admit there was a crime. They did admit zimmerman was guilty of killing treyvon. They said there is a possibility it might have been stand your ground. They did not even have to prove it was to get the not guilty verdict. You are putting way to much factual weight on the verdict and are totally misrepresenting the verdict to mean something it does not mean. Take that shit over to the other zimtards. He may not be guilty as per the law, but in reality he murdered treyvon. We just cannot punish him for that based on piss poor stand your ground excuses. That does not change the fact he murdered him. It does not change the fact you are trying to stretch that bullshit way to thin, and all you are doing is covering yourself with shit.
    No, the thing refraining me from putting out a bounty on his body parts would be the lack of millions of dollars in play money. I am a troll, and I would get my meal if I had the means. At that point your shitting your pants over your glorious heroe and his horrible mangling would not even be a thought in my head as I gathered the meltdown of so many zimtards so much better than you. But that is not going to happen as i do not have millions of dollars to spare, nor am I looking for such a windfall. George is safe unless reality gets rewritten. So you can keep on jerking off to him and wishing you had the cash to buy the gun that shot treyvon. I would make sure, if you get a miraculous windfall, that you do not piss it away on dealing with such a shady creature for such a detestable thing. It would be amusing to find you lost all your shit because you and zimmerman made a mistake.
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    I think the real takeaway from this is make some cool white friends who own guns. Then when some spick playing police academy citizens on patrol like he is white and entitled your white friend can shoot him because he is a spick adopted by white people and white kid with a gun outrank him in white privilege land. Really, some white woman should shoot him. We know he likes to date and beat white women. Then all the zimbots will remember Zimmerman isn't white.

    Oh. And the citizens on patrol thing is not a joke. It is a Florida thing where they slap a yellow light and the word patrol on the side of a police car and have citizens drive them around white neighborhoods.
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  27. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Not surprising that a wife-beater would defend another wife-beater.
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    Jury came to the right verdict.
    Zimmerman still shouldn't have been in a position to need to defend himself, and his vigilante attitude got Martin killed. Zimmerman's a thug for that reason.
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    When the best the self-proclaimed "master troll" can come up with to "troll" people is to pretend to be abysmally stupid, one has to wonder: Is it because the so-called "master troll" doesn't understand what trolling actually is, or simply because of an inability to do any better?

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