Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Underage Sex

And the idiot went and spoke to one of the witnesses, so now he's possibly on the hook for witness intimidation/coercion as well:

Of course, he's got form when it comes to intimidating witnesses - tweeting about Cohen's mistress the day before his testimony to Congress (for which he got a slap on the wrist only from the House Ethics Committee, because the House under Trump HAD no ethics)

Who’s going to tell him she’s not 17 anymore?

Now let's see him exhibit the same level of concern for the rights of anybody he didn't used to jack off to in a schoolgirl outfit.

(That's Britney in the outfit, not Gaetz jacking off while wearing a schoolgirl outfit, so apologies for the mental image.)

Greenburg has so much dirt to spill, he's asked the judge to delay sentencing citing ongoing cooperation that will not be completed by the current trial date. Also refers to evidence involving "multiple parties", so this goes beyond Gaetz. Florida election officials might also be on the hook.

Gah. Et tu Matt? Another one succumbs to twittering.

I gave you enough of a summary. Fuck off with that shit.

Twitterbot. Nyaphdddpt

Get over yourself, grandpa.

Steve insists on reading news via telegram.

Ask me to suck your balls, Chad...

But if you could ask him via smoke signals. It's the only way he can get in the mood.

I'll send you a Tweet about it.

Chirpy chirpy gargle gargle cheep cheep.

Are we ever going to arrest MG or are we waiting for his victims to collect social security?

MG?

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Matt Taylor Gates, or as he was known in the 90s, The Head.

shlup... gurglesmurf....

mmmmmmm fruity with a hint of hyacinth!

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Modern day Telegram?

This needs to be tweeted for @steve2^4 to properly understand it.

Also posted in the MTG thread....
Since Gaetz and Greene kicked off their joint fundraising committee with a May 7 event at The Villages in central Florida, their campaigns and joint fundraising committee have posted a combined loss of $342,000. And according to recent filings with the Federal Election Commission, that joint fundraising effort, “Put America First,” reported only $59,345.54 in contributions.