My Star Trek Suggestions.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    How many times didja click the link? :trollface:
  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Didn't you start that thread? :huh:
  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    But that is the same thread we're posting in now is it not?

    IIRC, John Castle maintained that I had started more than one thread today about my suggestions for Star Trek.
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  4. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Is it not?
    He did say that, and he even posted a link. I'm not sure what more he could do.
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  5. Baba

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    Make betazoid into lesbians kinda like sparta and athens.
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  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Um...no, that is a different link. :wtf:
  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Ah, so you're saying you didn't author any of your posts in the other Star Trek threads? Got it.

    Family cat learned to type has he?
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  8. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I never said that. I've said that I have started ONE and ONLY ONE thread recently about my suggestions regarding another Star Trek series.

    My posting in someone else's thread does not count because I DID NOT START that thread.

    Even you can understand that El chup.
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  9. NotDayton Kitchens

    NotDayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    As a superior man and educator, I do not insult people El Chup.

    BUT

    If you stand in the way of my Star Trek ideas, I will use my powers as President to silence you.
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  10. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Don't make me reorder your Frame Of Reference.

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  11. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Of course you started that thread, you simpleton. Click the link and look again -- your post is Post #1. Foolish primate.
  12. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Nu Enterprise!

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  13. womble wizard

    womble wizard Fresh Meat

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    he/she is so cute. though he/she is looking as though to say "wtf you doing?"
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  14. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    That's only because the main deflector / sensor dish is pointed at the camera. That, and the eyebrows.
  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    The nacelles are wrong. :bailey:
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Wrong font :bailey:
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  18. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Those are about existing Star Trek movies.

    Not new series.

    And they are not current threads.
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  19. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    They are still star trek suggestions and you are an imbecile.

    Carry on with the trolling. Volpone, Maud and Apostle might even give you a novelty pip.

    Good day.
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  20. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Back to my anthology concept:
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  21. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Would never work on TV because it'd be way too expensive, and add far too many new characters to the mythos, but as a written fiction I quite like the idea. Something a bit different, but the same all at once, if you know what I mean?
  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Actually I think El Chup is correct in regard to that.
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  23. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I don't know...the first thing that springs to my mind is that this sounds a lot like "The Twlight Zone" set in the Trek 'verse. Nobody seemed to mind numerous different characters in tTZ, and I would think the costs could be kept down by re-use of sets and SFX, etc.... :shrug:
  24. John Castle

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    Y'know what I like to do on Wednesdays, just right around the noon hour?

    I like to shit.

    In toilets.

    Sometimes in my toilet.

    Sometimes in other peoples' toilets.

    Sometimes not in toilets at all.

    Sometimes in kitchen sinks.

    Sometimes in flower pots what ain't got no flowers growin' in 'em.

    I like to leave behind a turd-flower, time to time.

    Maybe it'll grow into a poo-tree.

    Maybe that poo-tree will grow up tall 'n' strong.

    If that happens, y'know what I'll name it?

    I'll name it Larry.

    Bet you thought I was gonna say i'd name it 'Dayton.'

    But nope.

    I wouldn't inflict such an indignity on a turd.

    Ya readin' me, Sport?

    Ya following along?
  25. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Here are my Star Trek suggestions for Dayton.

    You lost. Get over it. Now...

    :stfu:
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  26. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Never Black Dove.
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  27. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I was waiting for someone to say that, 'cause someone always says that. And since we're just dreaming here, SO WHAT?

    We're basically talking four TV series that each produce one episode per month, each with a different cast, but, potentially the same crew. There can be a minimum of standing sets (bridges/control rooms) with most of the rest of the interiors being virtual. Aside from ship interiors, there would be no more other locations than if it were a normal series. All effects would of course be CGI.

    So you have the same number of episodes produced as a normal series, and a slightly larger cast of regulars, with no more physical sets than a normal sci fi show. I would also insist on different writing staffs for each show to give each a different feel. Would that be SO much more expensive than a "normal" sci fi series?
  28. John Castle

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    SILENCE, MORTAL FOOL! I SHAT IN YOUR MACARONI SALAD! :rant:
  29. Ebeneezer Goode

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    Mostly good suggestions, bit how the hell do you have exploring new regions of space without new aliens?

    To Boldly Go Where No Man* Has Gone Before

    *Klingons, Romulans, Vulcans and pretty much every other funny forehead we've met go there for their holidays though.
  30. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    They could discover some cool new stuff that actually does not involve intelligent life.
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