stupid traitorous texans

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tererune, Oct 26, 2014.

  1. Donovan

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    Original Post did not happen and therefore requires no further comment. If poster is out of middle or High school I would be very surprised indeed. And amused.
  2. Lt. Mewa

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    Wassamatta with you?? You some kind a furriner?
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    :facepalm: Sheesh!!!
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    True Texans either drive an American car or a horse. :ramen:
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  5. We Are Borg

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    @Tererun at least got one thing right:

    Land Rovers (and indeed, all British cars) are faggotmobiles.

    You see someone driving a Land Rover or Jaguar, it's best to assume they're a stupid asshole. :yes:

    If they're driving an Aston Martin, Bentley or Rolls Royce, you should assume they're a crazy rich stupid asshole. :bergman:
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  6. El Chup

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    Or if they're driving a Canadian car.......


    .....oh yeah, there are no Canadian cars. :(
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  7. Donovan

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    Psssh, why discriminate? I just assume EVERYTHING driving in my immediate vicinity is an asshole. Not only am I rarely disappointed, it justifies a lot of my own behavior I might otherwise be a little ashamed of.
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  8. We Are Borg

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    Good point.

    Also, I generally assume anyone driving a Mercedes, Volkswagen or BMW is a Nazi war criminal (or related to one).
  9. Lt. Mewa

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    Don't all Germans have at least one Nazi cousin or something? :shrug: :ramen:
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  10. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Nothing in this thread is a real thing. No sir. Not one bit of it.
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  11. Shirogayne

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    I drive a Mini in Southern California no less, and I get squeezed out from passing at least once a week. :brood:
  12. Donovan

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    I have lived off and on in Socal area and I've said for years, they may not have invented behaving like assholes but they sure as hell refined it to an art form.
  13. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Still San Diego driving >>>> Los Angeles/Orange County driving by a country mile.
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    If America lasts that long we will be in space stealing planets!

    :ramen:
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  15. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    You'd think so, but that would involve funding to NASA...:garamet:

    ;)
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  16. Zombie

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    Once we are done with Earth we will up the budget. :)
  17. tafkats

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    Well, I think it's plausible that Tererun saw a Texas license plate. So there's that.
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    Burn.
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  19. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I once worked security with an older guy who said Russians invented the car, and drove them to America over the Bering Land Bridge.
    I drive a VW! My local VW dealership were the only ones that would give me financing. But it is a great car!
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    Who were you working with, fucking Pavel Chekov? :lol:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Amazingly I made the cut!
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    Well, my great grandfather was in the intelligence business, and he was convinced the Soviets had a machine that could manipulate the weather. :lol:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    They did! But it paled in comparison to the George Bush hurricane machine!
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    Ah, the weather dominator...I did the control system for it
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    Why would it be amazingly? You're one of the freaky people. :finger:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Trust me - nowhere near freaky enough! That place was straight-up lunacy.
    I got fired after a few months, and worked construction where I got injured
    and joined The Army because I needed something a little safer.
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    On a slightly different note I can remember a really nerdy poly meet, over ten years ago, where we decided to go to museums instead of get drunk. Yeah, we were collectively that nerdy though in our defence it was the free weekend at the San Diego Automotive Museum and several of the folks at the meet were dirt poor college nerds. Any way the museam was showing an exhibit on car brands which had gone out of business concentrating on brands from the late 1890's to 1940.

    It included a few dead Canadian brands I had never heard of, a few dead brands based out of California which I had never heard of (including one from San Diego which apparently didn't survive the recession post WW1), along with the other more famous brands which are no longer with us.

    In the end the few small home grown Canadian companies just were too close to Detroit to survive. Hell, even the regional boutique makers in the US didn't survive through the depression though NY State and New England were able to support a number of independent luxury and performance brands up until that point. In the end, Detroit's economies of scale killed them along with the middle five who were also in Detroit.
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  28. Sean the Puritan

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    Even that stretches credibility.
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  29. Zombie

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    hmmmm.......

    Not really. I've seen quite a few Texas plates this last week. Usually it's just plates from up north but there is a rash of Texans around here lately.
  30. Tererune

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    Yeah, probably not. Most people just take abuse when it comes. Then there is that not wanting to go to jail thing. It pretty much means you will get really angry and not do much.