stupid traitorous texans

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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Well, that I could understand. He did not seem all that texas to me. The lack of physical response to such a taunt really drives it home.
  2. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It is like anything else on the internet, you can go one believing whatever you want. But I do tend to piss people off. There was this one time at Otakon when they dropped a bunch of yankees fans off in front of the convention center instead of the field for the game and they were mocking all the kids and I came up and told them the red sox pwned them. It is part of being from NY. We like to tell people off. Most people just stand there and take it.
  3. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I think you overrate your own abilities.
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    really? I think the world would disagree with you.
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    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    You piss people off, but not in the way the spurs a large reaction.

    You are more of a "Meh."
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  6. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    "the world"?

    :rotfl:
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  10. Donovan

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    @ terrier You know none of that happened, stop playing. Even if by some miracle of implausible convergence DID put you in a position of righteous phlegm-powered karmic retribution, you KNOW that the truck guy's version went something like this:
    "So dude, check it, I'm driving home right? And I pull up at a stop sign when out of nowhere this crackhead bitch starts raving at me and shouting all kinda crazy shit about bumper stickers and Illuminati and whatnot. So I go to roll up my window so she doesn't, you know, touch me with crazy-bitch cooties, and then she makes like she's gonna hock a loogie on my car! I know, right? I mean it was funny at first because I thought she wanted to fuck me coming after me in the parking lot. I was gonna pay her a buck to lift her shirt and put it on youtube. But then she does crackhead spit in my hood and I'm like "later for this bitch. Nutty crackhead..."
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  11. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You know it's not a she, right?
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It's a?
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  13. Donovan

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    Does it matter?
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  14. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Actually, @Tererun has claimed to be female. Although, s/he has also said not to trust anything s/he says. :shrug:
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    Much like terrier and Fox News, I never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
  16. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You know it's not a she, right?
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    How would I know that?
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  18. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I'm cooking chili for supper tonight. Oh, and I mean real chili, with beans. Not the glorified hot dog sauce Texicans falsely call "chili."
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  19. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    How would you know it's a female? For all we know it could just be another of @Chuck 's duals.
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  20. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Wait, what? Why would Texans cook it without beans?? It's the healthiest part!
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  21. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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  22. T.R

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    You just answered your own question. ;)
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  23. oldfella1962

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    What kind of beans? My mom used kidney - yuck! I use pinto beans. BTW pork makes a great chili meat.
  24. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I used to use dark and light kidney beans, but for the last five or six years I've used pinto beans.
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  25. oldfella1962

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    Kidney beans taste hard and dry to me.
  26. shootER

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    Pintos are the only acceptable beans to put in chili.

    That is if you're white and fuck up your chili by putting beans in it in the first place.
  27. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I like chili, not hot dog sauce. :bergman:
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  28. shootER

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    I'm guessing you buy the ingredients for your chili in the tampon aisle. :bergman:
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  29. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I don't claim to know. All I can tell you is what @Tererun claims. You are mistaken if you think anybody but the primary has reason for certainty.
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    I like pie.

    Tapatalk is limiting my typing speed.