So, which one of you contacted Dayton's principal?

What a great thread. It reminds me of the time when [redacted by admin (personal information)]

That was at Lonaf

Kinda ironic, considering your username.

Dead people that want to eat the living is not the same as old threads.

Wordforge is like a thrift shop: it has both old threads and new threads.

Also, *bump*

@Spaceturkey sighting!

Huh. That quote I posted was liked from another thread, and I was trying to respond to that

[dayton]Lies! Lies I tell you![/dayton]

This makes me want to dredge up a random, ancient thread.

I wonder if Trayvon Martin is still dead.

I'd bump Meka, but Tamar disappeared that thread during one of the server upgrades.

God, that was epic!

I wonder if Jorge's still a class act

You never archived it?

Sorry, but that thread was an absolute monster.

Besides, my archive is all in my ridiculous mind that holds info like a sponge, not Googling skillz like Tamar.

Perhaps you could try searching here.

Tried that already

It was neat, remembering how the old site looked like, though.

Who was owner during that? I barely remember. 2007ish?

Elwood, I think. Borgs was already run off by then.

Yeah, it would have been @Elwood. @Borgs briefly crashed at Lonaf bemoaning the ownership change.

The PBM thread was a good one too. CheekyMonkey also.

Good times at WF, Pills, booze, hookers, and

2006.

2007 was the summer of the Volpone thread title change /Cheekymonkey ban/gul getting thrown under the bus by Storm/DW Shelter leak/WF IS DEAD!!!1ONE! drama. It was Meka times 1000.

Oh shit... some of the private chats in the lead up to the passive aggressive takeover... He was down to ritual suicide for an option by the time he was served with notice of the staff revolt.

TURKEY!

Oh?

Do share...for all my knowledge of WF history, the Elwood/Borg thing is the one thing I cannot get a clear read one way or the other.

I don't remember it either, but I seem to remember someone saying that that staff copied the WF database and used it to hold Borg to ransom if he didn't hand over the keys.

That was about the gist of it...

It was Nick Ballsack and his buddy Chris.

Speaking of archives, I was looking for a file in my downloads folder and found this:

Techman Chat #1


[23:19:46] Tech-mmless is now know as Tech-mm


[23:20:00] <BearTM>OMG!

[23:20:12] <NAHTMMM>?

[23:20:16] <Tech-mm>oh lord...won't ya buy me...a mercades benz....

[23:20:37] <BearTM>He's got MM with him!

[23:20:40] <Tech-mm>yep

[23:21:01] <NAHTMMM>Heheh

[23:21:25] <Tech-mm>either that or the lump in my bed means I really have to do laundry

[23:21:42] <NAHTMMM>lol

[23:22:05] <MrsA>i must make amends, worked hard all my lifetime...la la la

[23:22:24] <Tech-mm>amends for what?

[23:23:46] <MrsA>is it your mission in life to drive stoners insane?

[23:24:10] <Tech-mm>that's something of an oxymoron, but what do you mean?

[23:25:49] <MrsA>wow. just. wow.




[23:36:08] <Nick_Walczak>do do do

[23:36:32] <NAHTMMM>re re re

[23:36:32] <Tech-mm>do do?

[23:36:50] <Tech-mm>egon

[23:36:53] <BearTM>Da Da Da.

[23:36:53] <Muad_Dib>fa fa fa

[23:37:05] <Muad_Dib>LOL@Egon




//I have no idea what the joke was there, but someone else might




[23:26:49] * Tech-mm fires up a fine cigar


[23:27:01] <Diacanu>Hey, tech, how's your bunghole doin?


[23:27:16] <Enlisted_per>EP wishes he had a fine cigar

[23:27:17] <Tech-mm>my what?

[23:27:29] <PhantomOfTheNet>can't do cigars anymore

[23:27:36] <Tech-mm>why not?

[23:27:39] <PhantomOfTheNet>really shouldn't do cigs

[23:27:55] <PhantomOfTheNet>marriage


[23:28:12] <Tech-mm>ah...marriage puts the halt to a whole host of pleasures



[23:31:44] <PhantomOfTheNet>I am wearing my Jayne hat


[23:32:56] <Tech-mm>pardon me..."jayne hat?"


[23:33:29] <PhantomOfTheNet>http://www.fireflywiki.org/Firefly/TheMessage


[23:33:43] <PhantomOfTheNet>for techman...that's a Jayne hat


[23:34:02] <Tech-mm>oh those


[23:34:14] <Tech-mm>black guys all over indy wear those


[23:34:44] <Tech-mm>mm and i viewed serenity, tonight


[23:34:54] <PhantomOfTheNet>what did you think, Tech?


[23:35:02] <Tech-mm>i like it...so did mm

[23:35:06] <Diacanu>Phantom- I can't keep up.


[23:35:30] <Tech-mm>diacanu...try viagra

[23:35:30] <Diacanu>I have no idea what's being talked about.


[23:35:39] <PhantomOfTheNet>Firefly, D


[23:35:54] <Diacanu>Oh, that helps.


[23:36:19] <Tech-mm>thats a better resolution of the ship than i ever saw in firefly

[23:36:22] <Diacanu>Did techman ever anser my bunghole question?


[23:36:31] <Diacanu>we have to know these things.

[23:36:34] <NAHTMMM>Not particularly, no, I don't think so


[23:36:42] <Diacanu>history must know for posterity.

[23:36:46] <Tech-mm>to diacanu: I don't have a barrel




[23:46:15] <Tech-mm>i used to want to live in the woods of the pacific northwest


[23:47:30] <Diacanu>TECH- in a cabin of hate writing amanifesto?


[23:47:39] <Tech-mm>funny spot on funiest home vidios, last week...little girl about 4 crying...she was upset boys had a weenie and she didn't...


[23:48:43] <Tech-mm>to diacinu: no...in one made of logs




[23:49:47] <Tech-mm><----doesn't get seasick


[23:50:22] <Tech-mm>did a typhoon on a 300ft destroyer


[23:50:32] <PhantomOfTheNet>that would be interesting, TM


[23:50:54] <Tech-mm>not if your one of maybe 12 that didn't get seasick and had to run the ship


[23:51:11] <PhantomOfTheNet>interesting as in chinese curse interesting

[23:51:30] <PhantomOfTheNet>as in Caine Mutiny interesting

[23:51:32] <Enlisted_per>there are no athiests at sea in a storm

[23:51:47] <Tech-mm>there was back in the 70s




[23:57:47] <Enlisted_per>Not sure if I could find nebraska on a map


[23:57:54] <Tech-mm>in the middle




[23:36:27] <Tech-mmless>i just like walking around on grass

[23:36:40] <Tech-mmless>they way i play, i get plenty


[23:37:52] <Tech-mmless>my throat stays good and clear from yelling "fore" a lot


[23:39:00] <Ramen>Nothing like carrying your clubs, strolling down the fairway, smoking a stogie.


[23:39:30] <Ramen>And buddhists seach for inner peace all their lives.

[23:39:49] <Clyde>They should golf

[23:40:14] <NAHTMMM>or crochet

[23:40:26] <Tech-mmless>golf probably won't do that

[23:41:11] <Ramen>There's a saying - the worst day of golf beats the best day of work.

[23:41:20] <Tech-mmless>true

[23:41:26] <Clyde>Croquet or that knitting type thing?

[23:41:42] <Tech-mmless>needlepoint?

[23:41:43] <NAHTMMM>Knitting type thing was what I was thinking of.

[23:41:57] <Ramen>Huh?

[23:42:03] <Clyde>Cuz croquet is cool too

[23:42:13] <Tech-mmless>i don't use doilies, but a nighty, now

[23:42:18] <NAHTMMM>...

[23:42:22] <Ramen>...




[22:34:47] Topic: The State of the Union


[22:35:00] <Tech-mmless>hiyas

[22:35:01] <NAHTMMM>Which one? Montana?

[22:35:04] <NAHTMMM>hello

[22:35:19] <Tech-mmless>montana?


[22:35:30] <NAHTMMM>I dunno, just guessing

[22:35:41] <Tech-mmless>buy a vowel

[22:35:51] <NAHTMMM>U!

[22:37:20] <armalyte>fuck I' m out of cig papers

[22:38:42] <Elwood>This is the 21st century and you're buying papers?

[22:39:00] <armalyte>prefer rolling them myself


[22:39:18] <armalyte>can buy better tobacco that way

[22:39:19] <TamarGarish>Smokers are morons.

[22:39:32] <armalyte>gee thanks for that generalization

[22:39:33] <armalyte>heh

[22:39:55] <Tech-mmless>i'm guessing he don't use tobacco


[22:40:43] <Elwood> Smoking is vile. It's nasty. It smells bad. It'll kill ya, honest to god, it will. It can make your teeth turn if you don't brush your teeth all the time, and it makes a mess.

[22:40:46] * Elwood lights on up.

[22:40:46] <armalyte>it's my choice I made it and I've never regretted it

[22:40:47] <Tech-mmless>has a point

[22:41:15] * Tech-mmless has a good cigar

[22:41:19] <TamarGarish>Just keep it out of my face and kill yourself in private.

[22:41:22] <armalyte>my life wouldn't be good without tobacco and liquor

[22:41:32] <TamarGarish>Then your life isn't good.

[22:41:40] <armalyte>who said it was

[22:41:47] <armalyte>stop trolling my life lol

[22:41:47] <Tech-mmless>she has a point


[22:42:13] <TamarGarish>Nope. Can troll all I like in here.

[22:42:28] <armalyte>I'm a lot of things, smoker, communist, futurist, musician, poker player

[22:42:31] <armalyte>all of lifes vices

[22:42:47] <Tech-mmless>i'm an imbedded sleeper agent from lithuania

[22:42:48] <armalyte>name a vice I've done it

[22:42:49] <TamarGarish>You keep forgetting moron.

[22:43:01] <TamarGarish>Miami?

[22:43:04] <armalyte>I never understood the exact meaning of the word "moron"

[22:43:17] <armalyte>but I think you're quite the moron for trying to goad me

[22:43:26] <Tech-mmless>oviously, you don't drive during rush hour

[22:43:26] <armalyte>even tho I'm not sure what moron even means

[22:43:44] <NAHTMMM>It might be a bit technical actually

[22:43:56] <armalyte>nope, I don't even drive a car, I ride a bike


[22:44:16] <Tech-mmless>dangerous around here...cars whack 'em all the time

[22:44:29] <TamarGarish>A moron is a stupid person.

[22:44:35] * TamarGarish rolls her eyes.

[22:44:36] <armalyte>then I don't qualify

[22:44:46] <armalyte>I've got a tested IQ of 185, those people aren't stupid

[22:44:56] <NAHTMMM>I.Q. is overrated


[22:45:09] <NAHTMMM>Or perhaps the overratedness of IQ is overrated


[22:45:26] <Tech-mmless>the one's who state their IQ usually aren't the brighest bulb on the tree


(... armalyte and Tamar continue to bicker ...)


[22:48:56] RJHJ joined the channel

[22:49:18] <NAHTMMM>hi

[22:49:18] <TamarGarish>Hi RJHJ

[22:49:30] <RJHJ>hi

[22:49:36] <armalyte>evening

[22:49:45] <Tech-mmless>hiya

[22:49:46] <armalyte>want a smoke?

[22:49:55] <TamarGarish>Asshole.

[22:50:04] <armalyte>want a smoke tamar?

[22:50:08] <Tech-mmless>he may have one of those already




[22:58:59] <armalyte>it's got an insane aftertaste


[22:59:11] <armalyte>like nothing you'd ever tasted


[22:59:41] * TamarGarish doesn't think insanity would have a very good aftertaste.

[23:00:08] <armalyte>oh but insanity is the most interesting human emotion, though not the most pleasant

[23:00:17] <armalyte>most people have never even experienced true insanity

[23:00:18] <TamarGarish>Arguable.

[23:00:39] <armalyte>insanity is what takes you out of the person you are, and into something else

[23:00:43] <Tech-mmless>sure i have...i was married once

[23:01:02] <TamarGarish>

[23:01:11] <Tech-mmless>my ex had nothing on linda blair




[23:13:52] TBonz joined the channel

[23:13:59] <armalyte>there is the evil witch

[23:14:02] <armalyte>hello evil witch

[23:14:06] <armalyte>how are you doing

[23:14:13] <NAHTMMM>hi!

[23:14:16] <TBonz>hanging in there

[23:14:20] * TBonz parks broom

[23:14:21] <armalyte>coolness

[23:14:37] <Tech-mmless>lol @ parks broom

[23:14:59] <Tech-mmless>i gave my ex-mother in law a broom once...the irony was lost on her




[23:37:40] <Tech-mmless>i did buy both the jackie chan films "shanghi noon" and shangi knights"

[23:37:52] <Elwood>I'm sorry

[23:37:58] <Tech-mmless>i'm not




[23:41:17] <Elwood>You know, with fewer than twenty keystrokes I could make WF simply cease to exist. :S


[23:42:01] <Elwood>

[23:42:01] <Muad_Dib>Elwood, don't push the red button! Never push the red button!


[23:42:40] <NAHTMMM>Bush could make the entire Earth simply cease to exist with even fewer keystrokes IMHO


[23:43:19] <Muad_Dib>don't be giving him ideas

[23:43:31] <Tech-mmless>why not...everyone else does




[23:48:18] <Muad_Dib>I couldn't chat with towlies. they use funny looking letters and stuff


[23:48:48] <Tech-mmless>looks like drunk chikens

[23:49:02] <NAHTMMM>lol

[23:49:21] <Muad_Dib>maybe even like Duck Duck Goose




[18:31:16] <Tech-mmless>i'm bored...my truck is in the shop getting fixed

[18:31:25] <Elwood>What'd you do to your truck?


[18:31:45] <Tech-mmless>trasnsmissin committed hary cary last week

[18:31:48] <NAHTMMM>Had a spaceship land on it?

[18:31:55] <NAHTMMM>Holy cow! [eek]

[18:32:12] <Tech-mmless>no big deal...got a new one and it's getting a fixed

[18:32:12] <Elwood>Awe

[18:32:14] * NAHTMMM rofls quietly.

[18:32:18] <Tech-mmless>plus a few other parts

[18:33:04] <Tech-mmless>i would fix it, but i'm a honco...i pay minions to do that dirty greasy stuff

[18:33:09] <NAHTMMM>Mmmm, apple pie

[18:33:20] <Tech-mmless>you got pie??

[18:33:40] <NAHTMMM>yes.

[18:33:53] <Tech-mmless>^--bastard

[18:34:05] * BearTM just had a chicken pot pie.

[18:34:15] <Tech-mmless>no...wait...i have ICE CREAM!

[18:34:27] <NAHTMMM>Ooooo

[18:34:45] <Tech-mmless>vanilla with chocolate syrup or mint chocolate chip

[18:34:53] <NAHTMMM>Heh

[18:35:07] <Tech-mmless>got 6lbs of choclate syrup

[18:35:18] <NAHTMMM>[eek]

[18:35:29] <Tech-mmless><---has a sam's club card

[18:35:39] <Elwood>I'm eating red beans and rice with smoked sausage

[18:35:46] <NAHTMMM>Heheh

[18:35:48] <Tech-mmless>that sounds good


[18:36:03] * BearTM stands upwind of Elwood.

[18:36:04] <Tech-mmless>you'll have major farts later

[18:36:47] <Tech-mmless>i have leftover pizza

[18:37:06] <NAHTMMM>Going to pour syrup on that?

[18:37:13] <Tech-mmless>having buffalo tomorrow

[18:37:22] <Tech-mmless>umm...no

[18:37:30] <NAHTMMM>Good idea

[18:37:55] <Tech-mmless>why buy chocolate milk when all you have to do is buy syrup and make one's own?

[18:38:10] <Tech-mmless><---loves milk

[18:38:15] <NAHTMMM>Why, indeed?


[18:38:35] <Tech-mmless>i was raised in close proximity to a nebraska dairy farm

[18:38:48] <Tech-mmless>used to toddle down and get the real deal free




[19:21:20] <Tech-mmless>I got a complete set of AOL coasters

[19:21:30] <NAHTMMM>

[19:21:32] <Tech-mmless>some even have their own cases

[19:21:35] random_wordforger is now know as Teddy

[19:21:37] <NAHTMMM>Oooo, classy

[19:21:41] miniborg has quit IRC

[19:21:44] <NAHTMMM>:\

[19:21:56] <Tech-mmless>O_o


[19:22:15] <Tech-mmless>hiya

[19:22:24] <Teddy>Why'd Mini leave?

[19:22:33] <Teddy>hi tech

[19:22:38] <NAHTMMM>Bored like a Borg I expect

[19:22:45] <Tech-mmless>dunno...i gave up trying to read minds when i got divorced

[19:22:56] <NAHTMMM>Heh.

[19:23:39] <Teddy>Man, starting work at 8 is tireing. First morning shift I've pulled in months.

[19:23:51] <NAHTMMM>

[19:24:00] <Tech-mmless>where you work?

[19:24:10] <Teddy>RadioSuck

[19:24:19] <Teddy>Got out at 4 though.

[19:24:35] <Tech-mmless>ah...same place i got my touch screen remote

[19:24:43] <NAHTMMM>Heh


[19:24:50] <NAHTMMM>A stick?

[19:25:05] <Elwood>LOL

[19:25:08] <Tech-mmless>no no...the remote has a touch screen

[19:25:14] <Elwood>That's pretty good, NAH

[19:25:15] <NAHTMMM>Ahhhhh

[19:25:26] <NAHTMMM>No, I seriously misunderstood what he meant

[19:25:35] <Teddy>4 6 or 8 in one tech?

[19:25:43] <NAHTMMM>A remote for a touch screen seems kinda silly

[19:25:56] <Tech-mmless>http://www.radioshack.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2049649&cp=&kw=remote&parentPage=search

[19:26:48] <NAHTMMM>Neat-o.


[19:28:05] <Tech-mmless>pricey...but i'm worth it


[19:28:45] <Tech-mmless>the one that cme with my set keeps turning the tv off when i hit the power for the DVD player

[19:29:01] <Elwood>LOL

[19:29:04] <NAHTMMM>Heehee

[19:29:31] <Tech-mmless>most annoying

[19:29:44] <NAHTMMM>I bet it is

[19:30:16] <Teddy>Try being the person the adverage joe comes to to fix those typs of problems...

[19:30:38] <Tech-mmless>i fixed it...got a new remote




[22:52:58] <TamarGarish>Why does it seem like whenever someone wants to have sex, it's when there isn't an opportunity to have any?

[22:53:10] <NAHTMMM>:\

[22:53:16] <Tech-mmless>umm...do i have to answer that?

[22:53:26] <TamarGarish>Yes!

[22:53:44] <Tech-mmless>the 5th

[22:53:54] <TamarGarish>Speak!




[23:06:39] <Chaos_Descending>What's that Darkening?


[23:06:57] <Chaos_Descending>Where are most of the girls over 20 stone?

[23:07:03] <teddy>WHat the fuck is this stone shit?

[23:07:16] <Tech-mmless>whats a stone weight, anyway?

[23:07:25] <Chaos_Descending>1 Stone = 14 pounds

[23:07:26] <Darkening>12lb i think?

[23:07:41] <Chuck>have a good night everyone

[23:07:47] <Chaos_Descending>Night Chuck!

[23:07:50] <Darkening>nn

[23:07:50] <Tech-mmless>must come from the birish navy when they ran out of cannon shot




[22:13:38] <BearTM>So where's MM been?


[22:13:47] <Tech-mmless>michigan

[22:13:50] random_wordforger joined the channel

[22:13:54] <BearTM>Ew

[22:14:00] <Tech-mmless>i know

[22:14:00] random_wordforger is now know as Herp

[22:14:09] <BearTM>Herp!

[22:14:10] <Herp>Ew? What Ew>

[22:14:10] <Tech-mmless>she's been in detroit

[22:14:13] <Herp>?

[22:14:14] <NAHTMMM>Hi!

[22:14:17] <Herp>Hello

[22:14:23] <Tech-mmless>hiya

[22:15:27] <Herp>Heloo Techman

[22:15:28] <Tech-mmless>michigan is only good for one thing...keepin the great lakes from sliding into indiana

[22:15:34] <Herp>ehehe

[22:15:43] <Herp>I would have to agree, well, it and it's iron deposits

[22:15:56] <NAHTMMM>Motown?


[22:16:06] <Tech-mmless>detroit is the asshole of michigan


[22:16:53] <Nick_Walczak>well i'm having a fun evening

[22:16:53] random_wordforger is now know as Darkening

[22:16:56] <Tech-mmless>grandpa was a german immagreant


[22:18:11] <Herp>anyway...

[22:18:27] <Herp>Damn lent

[22:18:43] <Tech-mmless>i pay it no attention


[22:19:04] <Nick_Walczak>WHAT

[22:19:07] <Nick_Walczak>DETROIT IS NOT THE ASSHOLE OF MICHIGAN


[22:19:17] <Tech-mmless>but thanks for the reminder...gotta get mm an easter basket

[22:19:26] <Nick_Walczak>dont' make me devoice you boy

[22:19:27] <NAHTMMM>I was referring to the Motown music thing anyway

[22:19:56] <Tech-mmless>boy? *looks around*


[22:20:35] <Tech-mmless>held the superbore there, this year

[22:20:44] <Tech-mmless>colts should have been there




[22:25:33] <Darkening>bugger shouldn't use stone yanks never get it

[22:25:39] <Chaos_Descending>I know what Stone is

[22:25:49] * Herp is clueless

[22:25:49] <Chaos_Descending>14 Pounds

[22:25:52] <Chaos_Descending>


[22:26:05] <Tech-mmless>so do i...my aprtment bulding is built of them




[00:30:28] <Tech-mm>i'm off monday

[00:31:02] <NAHTMMM>Off to where?

[00:31:13] <Tech-mm>off work

[00:31:47] <NAHTMMM>Oh

[00:32:01] <Ted>I hate work

[00:32:16] <Tech-mm>i like eating

[00:32:25] <Tech-mm>hard habit to kick




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[22:15:34] <NAHTMMM>Hi!

[22:15:39] random_wordforger has quit IRC

[22:15:42] <NAHTMMM>Bye!

[22:15:45] <Tech-mmless>howdy

[22:15:49] <Tech-mmless>damn

[22:15:53] <Ted>I guess he didn't like you man

[22:16:05] <Tech-mmless>everyone likes me

[22:16:21] <NAHTMMM>indeed

[22:16:26] <Ted>I think TBBS wouldn't agree

[22:16:41] <Anna_Yolei>tbbs sawks

[22:16:41] <Tech-mmless>mostlyfubar wouldn't agree




[23:45:37] <Tech-mmless>usually when i pop in here i'm all alone


[23:46:11] <Tech-mmless>most of the time, if there are four people here, it's out of the ordinary

[23:46:17] <Tech-mmless>then no one says anything

[23:46:21] <NAHTMMM>We were talking about old keyboards a few minutes ago

[23:46:29] <Tech-mmless>oh?

[23:46:33] <Tech-mmless>how old?


[23:47:26] <NAHTMMM>Pre-Windows

[23:48:02] <Tech-mmless>those would be called "typewriters"

[23:48:11] <NAHTMMM>Heh.

[23:48:36] <NAHTMMM>"Pre-Windows" is about how J_Allen phrased it

• Techman Chat #1
  [23:19:46] Tech-mmless is now know as Tech-mm
  [23:20:00] <BearTM>OMG!
  [23:20:12] <NAHTMMM>?
  [23:20:16] <Tech-mm>oh lord...won't ya buy me...a mercades benz....
  [23:20:37] <BearTM>He's got MM with him!
  [23:20:40] <Tech-mm>yep
  [23:21:01] <NAHTMMM>Heheh
  [23:21:25] <Tech-mm>either that or the lump in my bed means I really have to
  do laundry
  [23:21:42] <NAHTMMM>lol
  [23:22:05] <MrsA>i must make amends, worked hard all my lifetime...la la la
  [23:22:24] <Tech-mm>amends for what?
  [23:23:46] <MrsA>is it your mission in life to drive stoners insane?
  [23:24:10] <Tech-mm>that's something of an oxymoron, but what do you mean?
  [23:25:49] <MrsA>wow. just. wow.
  [23:36:08] <Nick_Walczak>do do do
  [23:36:32] <NAHTMMM>re re re
  [23:36:32] <Tech-mm>do do?
  [23:36:50] <Tech-mm>egon
  [23:36:53] <BearTM>Da Da Da.
  [23:36:53] <Muad_Dib>fa fa fa
  [23:37:05] <Muad_Dib>LOL@Egon
  //I have no idea what the joke was there, but someone else might
  [23:26:49] * Tech-mm fires up a fine cigar
  [23:27:01] <Diacanu>Hey, tech, how's your bunghole doin?
  [23:27:16] <Enlisted_per>EP wishes he had a fine cigar
  [23:27:17] <Tech-mm>my what?
  [23:27:29] <PhantomOfTheNet>can't do cigars anymore
  [23:27:36] <Tech-mm>why not?
  [23:27:39] <PhantomOfTheNet>really shouldn't do cigs
  [23:27:55] <PhantomOfTheNet>marriage
  [23:28:12] <Tech-mm>ah...marriage puts the halt to a whole host of pleasures
• [23:31:44] <PhantomOfTheNet>I am wearing my Jayne hat
  [23:32:56] <Tech-mm>pardon me..."jayne hat?"
  [23:33:29] <PhantomOfTheNet>http://www.fireflywiki.org/Firefly/TheMessage
  [23:33:43] <PhantomOfTheNet>for techman...that's a Jayne hat
  [23:34:02] <Tech-mm>oh those
  [23:34:14] <Tech-mm>black guys all over indy wear those
  [23:34:44] <Tech-mm>mm and i viewed serenity, tonight
  [23:34:54] <PhantomOfTheNet>what did you think, Tech?
  [23:35:02] <Tech-mm>i like it...so did mm
  [23:35:06] <Diacanu>Phantom- I can't keep up.
  [23:35:30] <Tech-mm>diacanu...try viagra
  [23:35:30] <Diacanu>I have no idea what's being talked about.
  [23:35:39] <PhantomOfTheNet>Firefly, D
  [23:35:54] <Diacanu>Oh, that helps.
  [23:36:19] <Tech-mm>thats a better resolution of the ship than i ever saw in
  firefly
  [23:36:22] <Diacanu>Did techman ever anser my bunghole question?
  [23:36:31] <Diacanu>we have to know these things.
  [23:36:34] <NAHTMMM>Not particularly, no, I don't think so
  [23:36:42] <Diacanu>history must know for posterity.
  [23:36:46] <Tech-mm>to diacanu: I don't have a barrel
  [23:46:15] <Tech-mm>i used to want to live in the woods of the pacific
  northwest
  [23:47:30] <Diacanu>TECH- in a cabin of hate writing amanifesto?
  [23:47:39] <Tech-mm>funny spot on funiest home vidios, last week...little girl
  about 4 crying...she was upset boys had a weenie and she didn't...
  [23:48:43] <Tech-mm>to diacinu: no...in one made of logs
• [23:49:47] <Tech-mm><----doesn't get seasick
  [23:50:22] <Tech-mm>did a typhoon on a 300ft destroyer
  [23:50:32] <PhantomOfTheNet>that would be interesting, TM
  [23:50:54] <Tech-mm>not if your one of maybe 12 that didn't get seasick and
  had to run the ship
  [23:51:11] <PhantomOfTheNet>interesting as in chinese curse interesting
  [23:51:30] <PhantomOfTheNet>as in Caine Mutiny interesting
  [23:51:32] <Enlisted_per>there are no athiests at sea in a storm
  [23:51:47] <Tech-mm>there was back in the 70s
  [23:57:47] <Enlisted_per>Not sure if I could find nebraska on a map
  [23:57:54] <Tech-mm>in the middle
  [23:36:27] <Tech-mmless>i just like walking around on grass
  [23:36:40] <Tech-mmless>they way i play, i get plenty
  [23:37:52] <Tech-mmless>my throat stays good and clear from yelling "fore" a
  lot
  [23:39:00] <Ramen>Nothing like carrying your clubs, strolling down the
  fairway, smoking a stogie.
  [23:39:30] <Ramen>And buddhists seach for inner peace all their lives.
  
  [23:39:49] <Clyde>They should golf
  [23:40:14] <NAHTMMM>or crochet
  [23:40:26] <Tech-mmless>golf probably won't do that
  [23:41:11] <Ramen>There's a saying - the worst day of golf beats the best day
  of work.
  [23:41:20] <Tech-mmless>true
  [23:41:26] <Clyde>Croquet or that knitting type thing?
  [23:41:42] <Tech-mmless>needlepoint?
  [23:41:43] <NAHTMMM>Knitting type thing was what I was thinking of.
  [23:41:57] <Ramen>Huh?
  [23:42:03] <Clyde>Cuz croquet is cool too
  [23:42:13] <Tech-mmless>i don't use doilies, but a nighty, now
  [23:42:18] <NAHTMMM>...
• [23:42:22] <Ramen>...
  [22:34:47] Topic: The State of the Union
  [22:35:00] <Tech-mmless>hiyas
  [22:35:01] <NAHTMMM>Which one? Montana?
  [22:35:04] <NAHTMMM>hello
  [22:35:19] <Tech-mmless>montana?
  [22:35:30] <NAHTMMM>I dunno, just guessing
  [22:35:41] <Tech-mmless>buy a vowel
  [22:35:51] <NAHTMMM>U!
  [22:37:20] <armalyte>fuck I' m out of cig papers
  [22:38:42] <Elwood>This is the 21st century and you're buying papers?
  [22:39:00] <armalyte>prefer rolling them myself
  [22:39:18] <armalyte>can buy better tobacco that way
  [22:39:19] <TamarGarish>Smokers are morons.
  [22:39:32] <armalyte>gee thanks for that generalization
  [22:39:33] <armalyte>heh
  [22:39:55] <Tech-mmless>i'm guessing he don't use tobacco
  [22:40:43] <Elwood> Smoking is vile. It's nasty. It smells bad. It'll kill
  ya, honest to god, it will. It can make your teeth turn if you don't brush
  your teeth all the time, and it makes a mess.
  [22:40:46] * Elwood lights on up.
  [22:40:46] <armalyte>it's my choice I made it and I've never regretted it
  [22:40:47] <Tech-mmless>has a point
  [22:41:15] * Tech-mmless has a good cigar
  [22:41:19] <TamarGarish>Just keep it out of my face and kill yourself in
  private.
  [22:41:22] <armalyte>my life wouldn't be good without tobacco and liquor
  [22:41:32] <TamarGarish>Then your life isn't good.
  [22:41:40] <armalyte>who said it was
  [22:41:47] <armalyte>stop trolling my life lol
  [22:41:47] <Tech-mmless>she has a point
  [22:42:13] <TamarGarish>Nope. Can troll all I like in here.
  [22:42:28] <armalyte>I'm a lot of things, smoker, communist, futurist,
  musician, poker player
  [22:42:31] <armalyte>all of lifes vices
  [22:42:47] <Tech-mmless>i'm an imbedded sleeper agent from lithuania
  [22:42:48] <armalyte>name a vice I've done it
  [22:42:49] <TamarGarish>You keep forgetting moron.
  [22:43:01] <TamarGarish>Miami?
  [22:43:04] <armalyte>I never understood the exact meaning of the word "moron"
  [22:43:17] <armalyte>but I think you're quite the moron for trying to goad me