Dayton Kitchens B sides.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tererune, Sep 25, 2019.

  1. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    If he takes a few days off from here, he'd just end up darkening the door of some other message board.

    He needs to take two weeks off from all message boards and gain some perspective. But there's no way he'd be able to do it. He's addicted to the attention.
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  2. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You are giving @Dayton Kitchens way too much credit. The only thing he has that can cure his problem is that flesh eating bacteria.
  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    finding a work around to a rule doesn't make you smart, just makes you dishonest.
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  4. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    You’re talking about a person who’s lived his life trying to find the loopholes.
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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I love how religions are full of loophole finders, as if God can't see what they're up to.
    Kinda gives the whole game away to what the whole "faith", hustle is worth.
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  7. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    It's not about deceiving God. It's about beating him at his own game and then rubbing his divine nose in it.
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  8. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I can't get the board to accept this as my new avatar.

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  9. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Shoes is a chubby trump cASER
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    :techman: :lol:
  11. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Is there anything you can do to make it work?
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  12. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    How so?
    If you’re having problems ask @Amaris to check it out.
  13. Amaris

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    He needs to reduce the image size. It’s much too large for the board software to shrink it.
  14. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    How do you reduce the image size?
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  15. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Note I can't edit my posts now thanks to not having any thread tools.

    The board sent me a message that the image is too long compared to width or something like that.
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  16. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Ask your daughter to help you.

    And would someone move this to The derp thread please?
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  17. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    She lives a couple of hours away.
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  18. Amaris

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    From the "New Members Guide" of the Wordforge Rules & FAQ:
    https://wordforge.net/index.php?posts/2770973/

    Further questions will need a Help Desk thread.
  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    There's this thing called a "telephone." You should try it.
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  20. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Todays her day off. I didn't want to bother her.
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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Romulan Star Empire

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    Always knew you was a quisling.
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  22. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Because their son in law is an out of work substitute gym coach from arkansas named @Dayton Kitchens ? I am also pretty sure that is a legal exception to murder.
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  23. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    What is wrong with being a gym teacher or coach? I've never been that primarily but even if I had its an honest living.
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  24. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Try this one.

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  25. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Have you seen school sports in america? Have you seen the damage they do in protecting stupidity, bullying, and making problems for students? Have you seen them suck away funding for a few children to play games?

    It does not even seem to be an honest living considering how coaches attempt to get around student's academic requirements, put students ahead of others for playing a game, and even molest and rape kids. It could be an honest living, but when it comes down to high school and college sports it overwhelmingly is not.
  26. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I do notice a lot of effort for @Dayton Kitchens on this avatar thing. First, I hope he appreciates it and never puts a nazi symbol or image of a person who he is stealing the identity of again. I am sure, being dayton, this will all work out for the best.

    The second thing is why is this even an issue when the mods could just put something neutral there and remove his abilities to put an avatar up given he cannot find one that is not trolling. That would seem to be the response for others, but not dayton. Why does he even have an avatar when the mods seem to be saying he has abused the ability.
  27. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Yeah yeah, shut the fuck up.
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  28. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So grumpy, do you want some butt creme?
  29. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Dayton, we've told you to stop derailing threads. We've split a lot of your crap into their own threads ala baba, but you're insisting on keeping up this crap. That's a full warning.
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  30. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    How is it my fault for how people respond? I said nothing to provoke @Professor Sexbot s post.
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