Trump Kicking and Screaming Transition Thread

20-20-20-20-4 hours to go....

Now is definitely the time to finally release the piss tape

@Fisherman's Worf

Whatabout the "whitey tape"?

Okay, the word is that a military band will play at Trump's outgoing ceremony in the morning. I think we should assist the band leader by providing playlist suggestions. Here's mine

Would love to get the popcorn out for this, but who's gonna finance it?

The same rubes and suckers who currently worship him, I'd imagine.

My name is Asyncritus and I fully endorse this product or service.

About that...

Edited audio unfortunately.

A bunch of morons gave him $207 million to try to overturn the election, so that well seems to be pretty deep.

I'd be tempted to donate, but he'd probably spend the money on gold crappers at Mar a Largo...

It's quite the coincidence that Covid19 killed the same amount of Americans as WW2 - 400.000. Congrats, Trump! Without some governors stepping in you probably would have killed double of what hitler managed by now.

Just realized I was 45 in the last year of Trump's presidency and am now 46 as Biden is inaugurated as the 46th POTUS.

Aw, so you were just a baby when Washington got in!

No jokes about how old I was last time I got bush.

So, I just went on one of my occasional scouting forays into Stormfront and discovered that on the 7th of January they got a new member, a gun loving Trump supporting academic who likes to discuss the philosophies defining communism.

Called Paladin.

Likely a coincidence, but funny nonetheless

Our Paladin isn't an academic.

Our Paladin IS academic.

Trump just left the White House on Marine One.

The fucking piece of shit is gone.

Time to get this country back on track.

As far as I know Trump STILL hasn't called Biden to congratulate him. Trump is so immature its absurd.

A final musical tribute to Fearless Leader from Maestro Roy Clark.

One thing I can say for sure: in the 60 years that I have been paying attention to politics (not all that much at first, I admit, but I still remember the "sky is falling" attitude when Kennedy was elected: "Oh, no! A Catholic in the White House! He has to obey the pope, which means the pope is now president of the United States!"), I have never seen such a childish departure from the Oval Office. Not even Nixon, after he resigned in disgrace.

Trump is a record-setter right to the end!

Received a great video from my sister-in-law in Switzerland, spoofing Trump leaving the White House. Too bad she didn't just send a link to it, or I would post it for everyone. (Does that ring a bell to anyone? Trump sitting as his desk telling about how the election was stolen, while workmen roll him out and into a moving van.)

It has received modest attention on the interwebz, yes. Fairly sure most will have seen it.

It may even be in the Political Meme thread.

I've never taken a good look at that woman, but with buck teeth like that she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.