The All Time Greatest Random Mass Shooting Thread

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  1. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    libertarian parenting?
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    Like your jealousy shines brighter every fucking day.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Everyone, rub this in his face every time he whines about the Trek showrunners.
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    Shine my glans, cunt.
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    That, uh, sure is a thing.
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Boy, I sure am jealous!
    I wish I had a dark shadow void where my conscience is, so I could urinate on the grave of my own son.
    What a hero to look up to!
    Y'know who I envy even more?
    Bald ginger guys who defend guys like that on message boards.
    Yeah, real salt of the earth types.
    That's what Murca's all about.
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    0B1B69EB-E3E9-4236-92B7-36F8252812BE.jpeg
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    Can we just make Black Panthers and Antifa cops?
    Everyone they hurt is guilty.
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  13. Steal Your Face

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    Yeah right.:rotfl:
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    The right people will be in charge this time.
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    I think they cut the sound on that because it would have shown how carelessly they were shooting better than the image. What the fuck were they shooting for? Those are not paintballs. What they hit they end up destroying.
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    How are cops who blast away like they're in a video game any different than the Columbine killers?
    I'm having trouble seeing it.
    Maybe if I had the kind of inferior brain that's impressed by pretty costumes, I'd see it.
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    Thoughts and prayers!
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