candle light vigil for Tex

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Spaceturkey, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    45,044
    Ratings:
    +33,117
    Whose Tex? :flow:

    ;)
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    21,748
    Ratings:
    +8,142
    Wrodfordge's Tex, what's whose.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  3. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2005
    Messages:
    17,627
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +117,364
    Says the guy who responded first… I'll give you credit though, you only responded the once, I just thought that was funny.
    Naw, it's pretty good.

    :rotfl: I absolutely love how much you outted yourself as a whiney little bitch here and on Facebook. You did way more to own yourself than I ever could have by throwing your little bitch fit.

    Oh the irony. A bunch of people on an obscure message board that have known you for years saw a picture of you and you cry like I posted your social security number. Maybe you should grow some thicker skin.

    Careful Doc, a card carrying internet tough guy member just gave you a harsh warning!!! :rofl:
    QFT. :techman:

    Hey Kirk, your rep looks a little different… what happened? :bergman:
    :yes:
    :rotfl: This was posted on a Friday night. Fucking classic. I live in Austin, Texas about a mile from one of the best bar districts and live music scenes in the country. You know what I wasn't doing on Friday night? Attempting to troll a banned member of an internet message board. Way to go, chief, you really got me good.
    Ya they were, you're act got old a long time ago. Nobody likes you, bitch.
    QFT :techman:
    I'm still not sure what point you're trying to make here. I only quoted it because it highlights your lack of brain power.
    The internet tough guy strikes again! Tell ya what, I don't give a damn about rep. Red pixels, green pixels, who gives a fuck? But since it matters so much to you, I think I can find 2 or 3 minutes a day to join some friends of mine and take away your favorite toy.
    QFT :techman:
    Posting a picture of you is some how a malicious troll? Who are you calling sensitive? You ashamed of the way you look or something? The only thing you should have been ashamed of was that shirt. At least I didn't post a pic of you next to your stock v6 mustang, ya know, the one that every high school kid buys if he can't convince his parents to throw in on a Camero.
    I'll give you that last part. But don't let it go to your head, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
    Scorp, Scorp, Scorp, :nono: Shhh... Adults are talking.
    Ah yes, another bald joke from Baldar. Genius.

    It's a shame your tiny asian dick completely nullifies any advantage you might have had with that hair. :bergman:
    I could get more chicks wearing golf shirts and flannel pants than you could with a hundred dollar bill hanging outta your zipper. Don't you still live with your parents? Work on moving out first, then we'll see if we can't teach you a thing or two about how to play the game.
    Disco night down at the Y may help you burn calories but you can hardly call that a workout.
    QFMFT :bergman: :techman:
    The only little bitch on this board is you. Letting you run around here trashing up the place with your ignorance and anti-Semitism unchecked was an oversight. And now it's time to correct that error. :bergman:
    :bergman: I'm back.
    • Agree Agree x 19
  4. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    24,005
    Ratings:
    +28,634
  5. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    10,317
    Location:
    Roswell
    Ratings:
    +4,376
    You should repost the picture for those of us who missed it. :)
    • Agree Agree x 3
  6. Caboose

    Caboose ....

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    17,782
    Location:
    Mission Control
    Ratings:
    +9,489
    Can't wait for flow's next animation... :lol:

    Welcome back dude.

    edit:
    :spit:
  7. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    40,853
    Ratings:
    +28,814
    I'd rep Tex...but I'm out. :shrug:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  8. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    10,317
    Location:
    Roswell
    Ratings:
    +4,376
    :soma:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    40,853
    Ratings:
    +28,814
    Soma, how are you? Gay still?
  10. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    10,317
    Location:
    Roswell
    Ratings:
    +4,376
    Of course, and soon the whole world will be gay with me. :tasvir:
  11. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    15,867
    Location:
    Calgary, Alberta
    Ratings:
    +7,101
    Which adults are those, the ones I see arguing on the internet? :lol:

    Is that the best you got? Because I am Asian, I must have a small dick. Wow, that was original. You sound angry boy. It was your own stupidity and carelessness to try and one up Sokar that got you banned. You should use your head next time you try to troll people and not look like a total retard and get yourself cancelled from this place. :bergman:

    Really? On what do you base this worthless internet assumption? You don't know me boy, and you've never seen my picture, although I've seen yours. And I'll just say, meh, it might not be as one sided as you think. But since we're making worthless internet assumptions, I'll just claim that I could kick your ass six ways to Sunday. :techman:

    Plus, where the fuck are you getting that I don't have my own place? I've had my own apartment since 2007. :wtf: You must be thinking of Liet or something.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

    Joined:
    May 4, 2004
    Messages:
    53,665
    Ratings:
    +23,779
    Tex, nothing personal here. I like you. You've been a good dude and a good poster.

    However, I think I stated in this very thread that I don't approve of playing fast and loose with a poster's real life info.

    I thought you deserved the ban for what you did, but it's always good to see a member of the WF family back.

    Don't do it again. RL info needs to be left outside and we need good posters.
    • Agree Agree x 4
  13. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2005
    Messages:
    17,627
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +117,364
    What exactly is your point? Don't we all come here to argue?
    :yes: QFT
    And you sound like a person who might find themselves on a date with Soma.

    Spoken like someone who is entirely too dependent on a message board for entertainment. I did one up Sokar, quite successfully. Did you notice the string of bald avatars over the last few weeks? How about his retard buddies turning red? Leaving the board for 2 weeks isn't the end of the world. You should try it some time. The bonus is now that everyone got to see what a joke Sokar looks like. It's pretty hard to take someone that dresses like it's 1978 seriously. So while it's not a rule I plan on breaking any more, the damage done to his ego was far greater than the 2 weeks I sat out. (I also do not see how a picture that 51 of our most active posters had access to is really a violation of privacy, but that's a different argument all together.)

    I base it on what I've seen you post over the last 6 years here. From the pathetic how to pick up a girl thread's to the claim that you refuse to go down on them you made earlier today. It's obvious that you know jack shit about the subject. You want to make the claim that you're just an act, an online persona, go ahead, but you're not fooling anyone.

    And since you've seen my pictures you already know it's true. You want to dig through my Facebook page? Go for it, there is a mountain of evidence to back me up on there. How about you post one single picture of yourself with an attractive girl just to prove that you even know one. You can't even do that though, can you?

    Well duh, you're asian, you know karate. You'd probably beat my ass with some hong kong fuey stuff I've never seen. :D

    :clap: Thanks for this. So you're 30, right? Minus 4 years… you moved out at 26. :rotfl: At least it's a step in the right direction, although 8 years later than most. It adds to my claim above, I've had 8 additional years of independence to work on my game. You're not even in the same league as me. :bergman:

    We're having fun here, no? :techman:
  14. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    24,005
    Ratings:
    +28,634
    I dunno... saying Asians have small dicks doesn't make much sense. There are only 300 million of us in the US; Malaysia has around 300 million themselves in a smaller area, and then there are India and China with over a billion each. I'm fairly sure that refutes the 'small dick' argument... unless you're calling them small dicks... :chris:
  15. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2005
    Messages:
    17,627
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Ratings:
    +117,364
    Asian women have small vaginas. Ever had one? Its nice even if the fit is a little too tight. They are a smaller race of people. Smaller parts come standard.

    Rumor has it Ramen is the exception that proves the rule.
  16. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    15,867
    Location:
    Calgary, Alberta
    Ratings:
    +7,101
    Tex
    Posts: 16,359

    $corp
    Posts: 13,772

    Uh, yeah. I depend on this board for entertainment more than you do.

    Sorry man, you can't claim you "one upped" someone when it was your buddies bringing his friends into the red. That's like saying you won a fight when several of your friends jumped in and beat the shit out of your opponents. You wouldn't claim that in real life, would you? :wtf:

    And your trolling of Sokar may have been effective, but any cred you had was cancelled out by you getting banned for posting a private photo. And it didn't even need to happen. He's posted bald photos of himself before. Why didn't you use one of those instead?

    I agree it's kind of a dumb rule, but them's the breaks. :shrug:


    I've never claimed to be a master of it like you do. I get my fair share and I make those threads to discuss girls and relationships. Besides, I don't see you contributing, big boy.

    And really, what does going down on a girl have to do with getting them? If your technique on how to get women is "I'll go down on you" then it ain't me that needs to up their game man.

    I don't claim to be good at it, but I ain't as lousy at it as you're sayin'.


    LMAO! Really? You really do seem to want to dick wave on the internet. I ain't gonna post pictures in public for the Tamarchives to claim, then photoshop in awkward positions, but I will PM some if you really think that. In exchange you will publicly tell the board that you misjudged $corp. Badly. :bergman:

    No. I will go on to say that I am 35, and got my own place when I was 31. So it's worse than you imagined. :borg:. I really don't know too many people that moved out when they were 18. But it's about different cultures, I guess.

    I also don't know why you equate having your own place with having game, and if you think that, you have a lot of baseless assumptions on 'game' that I dunno where you're getting. Sure, you need to take the girl home somewhere, but I knew guys who lived with their parents who brought in a new girl just about every week. They would fuck them in their bedrooms while their parents watched TV. Years of having your own place =/= game. It gives you a place to take her to be alone, but it doesn't teach you anything about how to work social situations or how to talk to a girl or if she'll like you. You can't dick wave about years of independence giving you game, as I see a lot of nerds with no social skills that also have their own place.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  17. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    45,044
    Ratings:
    +33,117
    :flow:

    I never realized that Apostle or Kirk1ADM were Sokar's buddies.

    Did I miss something or is this another one of those they sometimes agree therefore they are all the same things going on?

    :flow2:
  18. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    Interested John is interested. How does this work? Seriously. I have always figured someone who lives with their parents and are over, say, 20, are essentially persona non grata in the "women will willingly fuck you" game. Granted, my own reasons for being home are different than the stereotypical reasons, but the end result is the same. So the fact that these people manage to do this mystifies the hell out of me.
  19. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    10,317
    Location:
    Roswell
    Ratings:
    +4,376
    The parents were popping pills and completely oblivious. :)
    • Agree Agree x 1
  20. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    15,867
    Location:
    Calgary, Alberta
    Ratings:
    +7,101
    This might not be far from the truth. Seriously, my life was pretty normal till a few years ago when I started hanging out with these Vietnamese people. You Americans must've done something to their water in 'Nam, because they are NOT your typical Asian people. Their 50+ year old parents go to raves, the chicks like to sleep around, and everyone and their dog sells cocaine...WHILE LIVING AT HOME WITH THEIR MOM AND PA!! I found myself slipping back into that shit. I had to quit it before it became a habit again.

    John, there are always ways to work around living at home. Take her to the park, and have the backseat available. Or get a motel. If she's into you, she won't care. My Vietnamese ex and I fucked in her bedroom while her parents were downstairs in the kitchen eating Pho while her younger siblings were running up and down the stairs of their small two story house. I wish I could say it was directly above her mom and dad eating, but I can't. It was pretty awkward. I told her before, umm, your parents are home. She just said it was ok, they didn't care and they wouldn't come in. :wtf: I am not one of those exhibitionist people, so it was tough to keep my hard on with little kids yelling in the halls.

    The American equivalent to Vietnamese people are, um.....trailer park girls. So yeah, go for a trailer park girl.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  21. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    51,572
    Location:
    Downtown
    Ratings:
    +58,202
    Welcome back. It's like you never left. :bergman:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  22. Phoenix

    Phoenix Sociopath

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    2,440
    Location:
    St Louis
    Ratings:
    +1,562
    Don't know about poodle boy, but Kirkie's been slobbering all over Sokars cock since he came back.
  23. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2004
    Messages:
    14,494
    Location:
    Third stone from the sun
    Ratings:
    +8,351
    :lol:

    Man, it's really good to see that you aren't butthurt about this at all.

    :itsokay:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  24. Arch

    Arch massive irritant

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2010
    Messages:
    319
    Location:
    The Lab
    Ratings:
    +268
    • Agree Agree x 1
  25. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Messages:
    30,591
    Ratings:
    +42,997
    Arch, your fucking signature almost made me go into my Control Panel to see what was wrong with my mouse. :lol:
    • Agree Agree x 3
  26. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2008
    Messages:
    29,016
    Location:
    TN
    Ratings:
    +14,152
    His signature is quite old.


    Posted from my iPhone using Tapatalk.
  27. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    Still, it can be a bit surprising.


    Posted from my big motherfucking desktop computer using my swinging cod.
    • Agree Agree x 4
  28. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    31,224
    Location:
    State of Delmarva
    Ratings:
    +6,370
    Why yes, yes it is.

    Posted from my IBM Manual Typewriter
    • Agree Agree x 1
  29. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    40,853
    Ratings:
    +28,814
    [​IMG]
  30. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Messages:
    30,591
    Ratings:
    +42,997
    Indeed it can.

    Posted from my asscheeks.