[02:54] tmm3k: how long is your sausage elwood [02:54] Elwood: ...about 500ft, if I had to guess. [02:54] tmm3k: that is a lot [02:55] tmm3k: i dont think i'd be able to fit anything that big in my mouth [02:55] Elwood: ... Taking things out of context is fun!!
[02:38] BearTM: Imagine Harry Potter as a Chicago Private Investigator. [02:38] Powaqqatsi: i dunno how well a wand and a fruity cape would stand up against mobsters with tommy guns
[00:21] Shadow: if I did not have kids in the house I assure you I'd have to hang a robe by the door [00:22] Shadow: because I'd be naked all the time [00:22] Shadow: I've got about 8 more years to sell the wife on that habit for her too [00:22] tmm3k: pix plz
[00:41] Elwood: Y'all, I hate to do it. I really hate to do it. But, I've got to get up in six hours and I overslept just a little this morning, so I need to sack out. [00:41] TamarGarish: Aww. Night baby [00:42] * Elwood pinches Tamar on the butt on the way out. [00:42] Shadow: night foxy
<random_president>hello random <random_president>pick a president <random_wordforger>Gaius Baltar <random_president>I smell a Baba
[22:58:59]random_wordforger joined the channel [22:59:04]<Coolidge>Hello. [22:59:33]<President_phil_r>hello random [22:59:48]<ZombieRedshirt>Mathsurbation Dude [22:59:56]<ZombieRedshirt>It is him, and I shall kill him. [23:00:01]<President_phil_r>how can you be so sure, Zombie? [23:00:03]<President_phil_r>I think you are trigger happy [23:00:10]<President_phil_r>you were ready to assassinate me, earlier [23:00:20]<ZombieRedshirt>*draws mace from its sheath* Find me a trigger on my mace, and I'll show you. *leaps at random* [23:00:27]<President_phil_r>because you assumed I was this mathsturbation mothercruncher [23:00:44]* President_phil_r holds back Zombie [23:00:49]<President_phil_r>now, now..... [23:00:50]<ZombieRedshirt>You weren't. And it's not like I killed you or anything. [23:00:52]<President_phil_r>calm down [23:00:54]ZombieRedshirt is now known as Lethe [23:01:00]<President_phil_r>that's better [23:01:14]<President_phil_r>put your mace back in its punchbowl sheath [23:01:18]<Lethe>*hurls mace at random, comprimising* [23:01:24]<President_phil_r>and let's sit down and discuss this matter like adults [23:01:30]<President_phil_r>Lethe! that was rude! [23:01:39]<Lethe>... And? [23:01:48]<random_wordforger>no u. [23:02:02]<President_phil_r>ok, Lethe. Kill him. [23:02:07]<Lethe>HAHA it is him, and I shall go snickersnack with my vorpal mace. [23:02:26]<Lethe>*raises the elemental power of Technetium and crushes the random with it* [23:02:52]* President_phil_r doubts the power of Technetium due to the fact that random is still here [23:03:08]<Lethe>>> Technetium takes a little while to crush utterly. [23:03:15]<President_phil_r>so noted [23:03:25]<Chewie>technetium? [23:03:53]<Lethe>Yes. [23:03:55]* President_phil_r waits for the crushing [23:03:57]<random_wordforger>mined in the caves of mozambique they sau [23:04:08]<Lethe>The raw elemental power of technetiu- IT IS HIM [23:04:27]<Lethe>*hurls phil_r at random, past the Technetium mass* [23:04:38]<President_phil_r>goddammit Lethe! [23:04:41]<President_phil_r>control yourself! [23:04:50]<Lethe>Sorry, I took a half-level in berserker. [23:04:57]<President_phil_r>I am a skinny jesus-looking dude! I don't do that much damage! [23:06:03]<Lethe>... You could do splash damage. [23:06:20]<Coolidge>Sounds painful. [23:06:49]<random_wordforger>especially if you are a sandworm [23:06:50]<Lethe>Is exploding and doing area-ranged damage painful? [23:06:51]<President_phil_r>well, all the same....knock it off [23:08:53]<Lethe>Chewie, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of It's Me Again by Korn, would you? [23:09:21]* BearTM pokes random_wordforger [23:09:49]<Lethe>Bear, ID him. Is it mathsurbation dude? [23:10:08]<BearTM>Not sure. [23:10:43]<Lethe>Is he similar enough that I can claim nearsighted vengence? [23:11:15]<BearTM>Nope. It's an ohio connection. [23:11:22]<Lethe>... Fine. [23:11:29]<Lethe>*sheaths mace, grabs drink*
[23:20:26]<Lethe>I need more drinks if I'm going to be wielding +2 Wits. [?=Lethe jumps the gun again][23:20:58]random_wordforger joined the channel [23:21:01]<NAHTMMM>Hi! [23:21:13]<Lethe>*hurls mace at random* HAHA [23:21:23]<Avatar>! [23:21:28]<Lethe>Fall in terror, Mathsurbation Dude! [23:21:38]<random_wordforger>who? [23:21:41]<President_phil_r>LETHE! you have a PROBLEM! [23:21:52]<NAHTMMM>"You're DEAF!" [23:22:01]<President_phil_r>random.... before you become the target of any more mace-related crimes... [23:22:01]<Lethe>... No, I'm just thorough and effective. [23:22:08]<President_phil_r>maybe you should identify yourself? [23:22:09]<Lethe>ALLEGED crimes. [23:22:09]<NAHTMMM>Inefficiently so. [23:22:28]<President_phil_r>inefficiently thorough and effective? [23:22:33]<President_phil_r>Lethe.... you are a conundrum [23:22:34]random_wordforger is now know as Robotech_Master [23:22:38]<Lethe>You can't make an omelette without slaughtering innocent bystanders. [23:22:44]<Lethe>Lo, RM. [23:22:46]<Avatar>hello [23:22:50]<President_phil_r>hi RM. [23:22:54]<Robotech_Master>lo [23:22:57]<President_phil_r>Lethe is a bit jumpy. [23:23:49]<President_phil_r>he thinks every new random_wordforger is his archnemesis [23:23:58]<NAHTMMM>Everyone needs a hobby. [23:24:08]<President_phil_r>excellent point [23:24:12]<Lethe>I have to. It's for the good of men everywhere. [23:24:34]<Lethe>Women, cats, hunchbacks... all will be aided by the dead of mathsurbation dude. [23:24:51]<NAHTMMM>He has zombies as well? [23:25:15]<Lethe>No. He wields high-level realty maths. [23:25:23]<President_phil_r>realty maths? [23:25:26]<Lethe>Zombies are immune to realty-based economics. [23:25:33]<President_phil_r>like - for real-estate? [23:25:36]<Lethe>Yes. [23:25:41]<President_phil_r>hm [23:25:45]<NAHTMMM>What about Keynesian economics? [23:25:47]<President_phil_r>like - amortization, adn shit? [23:26:09]<Lethe>... I dunno, I have no levels in Knowledge (real estate). [23:26:25]<President_phil_r>I guess we'll have to wait til he shows up and ask him [23:26:54]<Lethe>*loads mace, sheathing it once more* I'll be ready.[/?]
<baba> folk who waged a rep war against baba will be disappointed that baba qwill be green <baba> i am lanzman or volpone
<Lethe>We need more life-sized pinatas. <NAHTMMM>We already have politicians / sports people! * BearTM beats NAHTMMM with a stick till candy falls out. <Lethe>But those are suprisingly devoid of yummy candies.
