I don't get it. And I use "NEVAIRE!" in conversation a lot. Thus, you suck. Please stop cluttering up this thread, and go back and see what has been deemed worth saving and why. People like you killed Bash
Judging by the post that followed that one, I suspect the two of them had switched usernames at some point previously.
Btw -- considering that bash.org has rejected almost all of the quotes we've submitted (I assume it's because we don't have enough 14-year-olds cussing at the slightest non-provocation or blurting out embarrassing sexual/racist/ignorant nonsense), I'm not convinced we should consider them to be a standard to hold ourselves up to [edit] Oh look, actual content
Here's a classic from about a year ago . . . [?=longish] which led into a looong discussion of who Baba would have in his Cabinet.[/?]
<Elwood> You may only drink safely drink appletinis if you have a vagina. If you do not have a vagina and you drink one, you become ghey4dudes. <Elwood> Exhibit A: Tex
I submitted another one. If it's been saying "pending moderation" for a month now, that means it's been rejected, right?
<Ted> what was taht noise * Elwood tosses a M67 into the flower pot. <MrsA> * J_Allen dives into shakes flowerpot. <J_Allen> ... <J_Allen> wait... <MrsA> we're gonna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Shakes kicks j allen out! <MrsA> hold me shakes * Paladin throws himself on grenade! <Shakes> NO BOYS ALLOWED! * Paladin throws himself on Shakes <J_Allen> doh! * Shakes throws grenade out * Paladin throws himself on MrsA * MrsA stabs paladin * TamarGarish peeks over the back of the couch <MrsA> oh shit - i think i really hurt him * J_Allen throws himself on grenada cigars * Paladin bleeds out in the flowerpot * Elwood pulls out his handy dandy pocket sized thermonuclear device. <Paladin> "Oh, I'm slain." * Shakes accidently falls on mrsa coping a field in the process.... (quagmire....aallrrriigghhht) <Elwood> This'll do the trick! * Elwood flips open the cover, presses the big red button, and grins. <Elwood> * MrsA pulls shakes' hand back <Shakes> elwoo no! * BearTM farts.
* Diacanu puts on rubber boobs with milk ba-bas in 'em. <Diacanu> How bout these?? <Diacanu> Chocolate and strawberry! <TamarGarish> lol <TamarGarish> Chocolate milk... <Diacanu> Milk, milk, lemonaide.... <Marso> Okay, the Caht thread said naked girls that need taming, and we get Diacanu in rubber boobies? FRAUD!!! <Diacanu> ROTFL!! <Marso> I'm OUT!!!! <Marso> G'nite!! <Marso> Later!! <TamarGarish> LOL
<Elwood> I have met one member though. <PhantomOfTheNet> and whose member was it, Elwood? <Elwood> Frontline <TamarGarish> LOL <PhantomOfTheNet> (points at Tamar) she made me say that!
<Diacanu> Okay, my fellow evil eliteforgers, now that we have privacy, here's my plan to spread cancer to children via the water supply. I'm sending it to you via Bear's evil piracy ray. <TamarGarish> LOL <BearTM> * derek PMs Tex <derek> <derek> <Diacanu> but first we'll have to kill Tex. His macho Texasness will interfrere with our evil schemes. <Diacanu> Blast that Tex! <Diacanu> Curse his damn flag waving doo-gooder hide!! <Diacanu> *Twirls mustache* <Diacanu> Myeeehhhh!! <TamarGarish> We will lure Tex to his doom with shirtless Anc pics and pink straws <Diacanu> Mwaahahahaaaa!! <Diacanu> I mean, Lol. <PhantomOfTheNet> And you'd get away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids! <BearTM> ! <BearTM> Damned meddling kids!
