Chat Room Classics

NAHTMMM · Dec 14, 2005

This is a long one that demonstrates the awesome power of the Bored Side...

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[23:34:18]<Legion>My mom sent me a Christmas box. Dammit! Now I gotta stay home so I can sign for it... CRAP!
[23:34:52]<Legion>It's probably fruit cake. And a sock full of coal. Or maybe a dead animal. Gads.
[23:35:10]<Legion>A sock full of dead animal stuffed full of fruit cake.
[23:35:22]<NAHTMMM>With a bomb too!
[23:35:40]<BearTM>And POO!
[23:35:44]<Legion>A bomb that explodes and sends fruit cake shrapnel flying everywhere.
[23:35:47]<NAHTMMM>From the zoo!
[23:35:53]<Legion>ZOOPOO?!
[23:35:57]<BearTM>I hate poo from the zoo.
[23:35:59]<NAHTMMM>YES FOO!
[23:36:06]<BearTM>It reminds me of you!
[23:36:14]<Legion>Monkeys fling poo...
[23:36:19]<NAHTMMM>Cuz it's kinda like goo?
[23:36:29]<Legion>That came outta yer shoe?
[23:36:43]<NAHTMMM>When you went to Peru?
[23:36:50]<BearTM>It makes me moo!
[23:36:56]<Legion>Now you know that ain't true!
[23:36:58]<NAHTMMM>But not coo?
[23:37:17]<Legion>Not like Chicken Boo.
[23:37:20]<NAHTMMM><--- Look! I'm blue!
[23:37:29]<Legion>Whoo hoo!
[23:37:35]<katyjane>Awww you too?
[23:37:39]<NAHTMMM>^^True, true.
[23:37:45]<Legion>What an odd li'l crew...
[23:37:58]<BearTM>It's really nothing new.
[23:37:59]<NAHTMMM>Yep, odd through and through.
[23:38:04]<katyjane>watch out or i'll sue [angry]
[23:38:05]<Legion>Are y'all 'bout through?
[23:38:18]<katyjane>I don't know are you?
[23:38:19]<NAHTMMM>What else is there to do?
[23:38:21]<BearTM>This the chat that you'll rue.
[23:38:37]<NAHTMMM>Why d'you say that? Give us a clue.
[23:38:45]<Legion>Not Marines, but we're proud and we're few.
[23:38:56]<NAHTMMM>And our sanity is flew!
[23:39:06]<Legion>That line you just blew.
[23:39:13]<katyjane>Would you like a big bowl of stew?
[23:39:22]<Legion>Yes, and a beer, too.
[23:39:29]<Shepherd>this is making me blue
[23:39:35]<NAHTMMM>Poetic license. So what if the tense is a bit askew?
[23:39:38]<Shepherd>when will you be through?
[23:39:41]<Legion>It about makes me spew.
[23:39:48]<NAHTMMM>Then get to the loo!
[23:39:50]<katyjane>Legion, what kind of brew?
[23:39:53]<Shepherd>do what you gotta do
[23:40:02]<NAHTMMM>Pay every single due
[23:40:05]<Legion>Maybe a Pabst, and a Kiltlifter, too.
[23:40:08]<Shepherd>it won't beanything new
[23:40:19]<NAHTMMM>Unless we bring in a gnu...
[23:40:23]<Shepherd>but is what you said true?
[23:40:26]<katyjane>Sorry, I'm all out of those two
[23:40:29]<Legion>Or a feisty Emu...
[23:40:39]<Shepherd>that's what i knew
[23:40:51]<Elwood>I haven't caught up. Where there any incidents in LA last night or today?
[23:40:58]<Shepherd>but of course the answer is forty two
[23:41:02]<Legion>Do they pay you good for the stuff that you do?

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[23:41:22]<Shepherd>this phenomena has really grew
[23:41:35]<Shepherd>and poor grammer is evident too
[23:41:36]<NAHTMMM>Soon it'll be as big as Timbuktu!
[23:41:38]<Legion>Now, I can't complain when the checks come through.
[23:42:02]<Shepherd>that was the place where Roarke found Tatoo?
[23:42:09]<Legion>Well, let's move on to something new. In other words, fuck this shit.
[23:42:10]<NAHTMMM>Who?
[23:42:14]<NAHTMMM>rofl
[23:42:15]<BearTM>Your stories will make the chicks flock to you!
[23:42:18]<katyjane>I'd answer you Elwood, if i only knew.
[23:42:25]<Shepherd>no need for a hullabaloo
[23:42:26]<Legion>Doubt it, Bear.
[23:42:38]<Legion>STOPPIT!
[23:42:41]<Elwood>Y'all are some bored motherfuckers too. :S
[23:42:44]<Legion>>
[23:42:50]<NAHTMMM>Anybody want a peanut?
[23:42:53]* BearTM drinks a brew.
[23:42:59]<katyjane>*headdesk*
[23:43:02]<NAHTMMM>
[23:43:05]<Legion>ISAIDSTOPPIT!!!
[23:43:05]<katyjane>
[23:43:17]<NAHTMMM>Bwahahaha
[23:43:17]* BearTM is crue
[23:43:18]<BearTM>l
[23:43:19]<Legion>Don't make me invoke the Diacanu.
[23:43:22]<Legion>Aw, FUCK!
[23:43:25]<Shepherd>motle crue?
[23:43:25]<NAHTMMM>roflolol
[23:43:28]<katyjane>lmao
[23:43:31]<Shepherd>I hate those guys too
[23:43:43]<BearTM>Cruel, that is.
[23:43:46]<Legion>SINGY SINGY DANCY DANCY!!! >
[23:43:49]<NAHTMMM>I hear they like tutus
[23:43:49]<Shepherd>but I used to wish i was the captain of a pirate crew
[23:43:58]<Shepherd>when I was tweo
[23:44:02]<Legion>You gonna git yerself a bruise...
[23:44:29]<Legion>That's right, I'm talkin' to alla youse...
[23:44:33]<BearTM>I'm going to have to paste that one into the Chat Classics.
[23:44:39]<Legion>What?!
[23:44:39]<NAHTMMM>I was considering it...
[23:44:40]<NAHTMMM>
[23:44:42]<Shepherd>I'm suprised no one has mentioned screws
[23:44:47]<NAHTMMM>Or Tom Cruise!
[23:44:55]<Legion>You got a smutty mind, Shepherd!
[23:45:10]* Shepherd plays "Let me Take You on a Sea Cruise"
[23:45:14]<NAHTMMM>It started clean but the dirt grew
[23:45:23]<Legion>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[23:45:24]* NAHTMMM Yep
[23:45:32]<Legion>> > >
[23:45:33]<NAHTMMM>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB@@@
[23:45:35]<Shepherd>sort of a stupid song, I prefer the blues
[23:45:44]<Legion>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[23:45:57]<Shepherd>and no I don't mean the St. Louis blues
[23:46:00]<NAHTMMM>
[23:46:21]<BearTM>Ok. Going to bed.
[23:46:21]<Legion>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKpantpantpanFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
[23:46:25]<NAHTMMM> Bye
[23:46:31]<BearTM>With what? A ducK?
[23:46:32]<Legion>Night, Bear
[23:46:45]<Elwood>ROFL
[23:46:46]<Elwood>http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerking.html
[23:46:49]<Elwood>LMAO
[23:47:04]<Shepherd>it's amazing how many hoiuses catch fire because of their flues
[23:47:08]<NAHTMMM>
[23:47:19]<Legion>I'm gonna dance on your ass with new shoes.
[23:47:32]<Legion>I mean, shit, what've I got to lose?
[23:47:38]<Shepherd>I'll SUE
[23:47:54]<NAHTMMM>lol
[23:47:59]<Legion>Courts are boring, they makes me snooze.
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[23:48:25]<NAHTMMM>Except when someone says "J'accuse!"?
[23:48:26]<NAHTMMM>Hi!
[23:48:29]<Shepherd>any news?
[23:48:51]<Shepherd>maybe something about exotic flus?
[23:49:00]<NAHTMMM>Or trouble that brews?
[23:49:01]<Legion>I'm-a beat them all with rusty chain-link fence parts.
[23:49:11]<Shepherd>or maybe some Arab blaming the jews?
[23:49:18]<Legion>Or iguana carcasses.
[23:49:22]<NAHTMMM>o_O
[23:49:28]<katyjane>:-s
[23:49:34]<Legion>Dead FUCKIN' iguanas!
[23:49:39]<NAHTMMM>...
[23:49:46]<Shepherd>oh go drink your booze!
[23:49:49]<Legion>BLAP! RIGHT UPSIDE YOUR BRAINPANS!
[23:49:58]<Legion>You hear me?! BLAP!!!
[23:50:10]<Shepherd>Who's?
[23:50:10]<Legion>Dead FAT fuckin' iguanas!
[23:50:11]<NAHTMMM>Okay, no need to snap!
[23:50:19]<Legion>OVERWEIGHT FUCKIN' LIZARDS!
[23:50:22]<Shepherd>yeah, that's a trap
[23:50:24]<NAHTMMM>rofl
[23:50:37]<Shepherd>it's not like you're listening to rap
[23:50:40]<Legion>FUCKIN' PORTLY REPTILE ASS, RIGH UPSIDE THE CHEEK PIECE!
[23:50:50]<Legion>BLAP!!!
[23:51:08]<Shepherd>aw crap
[23:51:10]<NAHTMMM>What sound do salamanders make when you hit someone in the head with them?
[23:51:30]<Legion>CHEEK TO CHEEK WITH BLOATED LIZARD CRAPPERS!
[23:51:32]<NAHTMMM>I got the iguana -- blap connection down I think
[23:51:43]<Shepherd>so then that's awrap?
[23:52:02]<katyjane>Yep i think that's that
[23:52:06]<Legion>supercallifragilistic expialidocious, dong ma?!
[23:52:21]<NAHTMMM>Mao Dong?
[23:52:27]<Legion>Mah Dong.
[23:52:32]<NAHTMMM>Oh, okay
[23:52:39]<Legion>Mah Dong is yoooooj!
[23:52:41]<Shepherd>Long Duck Dong?
[23:52:59]<Shepherd>"What's haaapinin' HOTstuff?"
[23:53:08]<Legion>Daffy Duck as a porn star. There' a thought. I thought I never wanted to have.
[23:53:09]<NAHTMMM>Ding Ding Da Ditch Dis Dead
[23:53:50]<katyjane>Well he's already half naked
[23:53:57]<NAHTMMM>At least
[23:54:05]<Legion>Line up all the actresses from Firefly, so's I can boink upon 'em.
[23:54:14]<NAHTMMM>o_O
[23:54:26]<Legion>O_o
[23:54:43]* NAHTMMM doubts that Legion has the jumping ability of Mario or Luigi
[23:54:44]<katyjane>o_O
[23:54:55]<Legion>You'd be surprised.

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BearTM · Dec 19, 2005

*** Legion (chatzilla@godhates-374A3E43.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined channel #wordforge
* Legion plays Green Day -- "Minority"
* Legion wonders if anyone else in here is actually in here...
<Legion> Guess not.
* Legion strips down to the nekkid and dances around.
* Legion dances on the chair
* Legion dances on the couch
* Legion dances in front of the refrigerator in a most inapproppriate fashion
* Legion dances in front of the television
* Legion dances in front of the window
<Legion> Oh, shit!
* Legion closes the blinds
* Legion dances in front of the window
*** Signoff: Legion (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.69 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116])
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Liet · Dec 29, 2005

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<Cassandra> baba makes me complete!
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That one really doesn't need any of the surrounding caht as context, methinks.

NAHTMMM · Jan 1, 2006

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[22:19:03]<evenflow>Elwood!

[22:19:18]<evenflow>My lil brother prolly made CNN today

[22:19:27]<Elwood>Who'd he kill?
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NAHTMMM · Jan 2, 2006

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[23:35:04]<baba>nick elwood is a bsg fan now

...(Elwood says nothing about BSG)...

[23:51:34]<baba>elwood hates bsg

[23:48:43]<PhantomOfTheNet>try meeting william shatner sometime
[23:49:01]<PhantomOfTheNet>he makes Uncle Albert look like Barney the Dinosaur

[23:50:05]* PhantomOfTheNet is now watching Conan the Destroyer
[23:50:11]<PhantomOfTheNet>I love classic intellectual movies

NAHTMMM · Jan 10, 2006

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From yesterday when the board was down...

[23:22:30] <Elwood>I think it was Packard, Soma, and Face in a hilarious east meets west buddy criminal comedy movie.
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[23:48:31] <Elwood>Still no reply? Damn, it's been almost an hour.
[23:48:49] <Nick_Walczak>i know
[23:48:49] <Nick_Walczak>grrr
[23:49:10] <Elwood>Don't they know that we have angry people ready to talk about meaningless shit and flame?????
[23:49:16] <Nick_Walczak>exactly!
[23:49:17] <Tech-mmless>heh
[23:49:20] <Nick_Walczak>emphasis on the angry
[23:49:50] <Elwood>Surely we're only one of maybe a thousand websites on this server! I mean, we should get prority!
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[00:10:53] <Nick_Walczak>MY CALL WAS DROPPED BY MY STUPID CELL PHONE
[00:10:59] <Nick_Walczak>AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
[00:11:00] <BearTM>GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[00:11:04] <NAHTMMM>Cell phones are stupid all right
[00:11:06] <Clyde>Fucking Nick's cell phone!
[00:11:09] <NAHTMMM>uhoh, Bear's growling now
[00:11:10] <NAHTMMM>o_O
[00:11:22] * BearTM mauls NAHTMMM in anger.
[00:11:28] <BearTM>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[00:11:32] * NAHTMMM decides not to try to parse Clyde's comment
[00:11:33] * NAHTMMM !
[00:11:34] <Clyde>He had it coming
[00:12:07] <Clyde>I was just following Nick's lead *shrug* We can still blame Packard
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[00:17:39] <Clyde>I beginning to suspect you're not NAHTMMM at all!
[00:17:49] <NAHTMMM>:\
[00:17:58] <NAHTMMM>Who else would I be?
[00:18:21] <Clyde>The real NAHTMMM would have no trouble telling us what his username stands for!
[00:18:30] <Clyde>Well?!
[00:18:32] <NAHTMMM>Yes I would.
[00:18:39] <Clyde>It is you!
[00:18:46] <NAHTMMM>Of course.
[00:18:48] <Clyde>Sorry I doubted, my bad.
[00:18:51] <NAHTMMM>
[00:19:28] <Clyde>I still like "Naming A Hawk Tony Makes Me Mad"
[00:19:32] <NAHTMMM>
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[00:20:34] <BearTM>NAHTMMM will be designated the Replacement Baba since he is unable to explain what his name stands for.
[00:20:46] <NAHTMMM>bear
[00:20:52] <NAHTMMM>bsg rocks
[00:21:10] <Clyde>Borgs Disagrees!
[00:21:15] <NAHTMMM>cylons are behind wordfogres crahs bear
[00:21:23] <NAHTMMM>
[00:21:31] <BearTM>You suck as a Replacement Baba. You spealled 3 words in a row correctly.
[00:21:31] <Tech-mmless>watching farscape
[00:21:50] <NAHTMMM>One was "cylons" and another was "are".
[00:22:34] <Clyde>cylop behinds crashed word bear
[00:22:42] <NAHTMMM>
[00:23:01] <Clyde>You know it's actually harder than it looks.
[00:23:10] <NAHTMMM>bear you hsould giv me op status
[00:23:19] <NAHTMMM>so i can kikc face
[00:23:20] <NAHTMMM>
[00:23:38] * BearTM gives NAHTMMM op status, just like he would baba.
[00:23:41] <Clyde>Is my text purple?
[00:23:44] * NAHTMMM lol
[00:23:47] NAHTMMM was kicked by BearTM :jerk
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Pylades · Jan 10, 2006

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|20:47:01| * Joins: Legion (chatzilla@PIX-374A3E43.ph.ph.cox.net)
|20:47:09| <Legion> Purple monkey surprise!
|20:47:13| <Legion> It's what's for dinner.
|20:48:35| <Legion> Well, see, that kind of thing SHOULD get a chorus of "WTF?!"s, but here? Not even a batted eyelash. That's how you know you're in Wordforge territory.
|20:49:26| <Legion> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
|20:50:16| <Legion> Hey, everybody! I just stuffed rabid marmoset's down Keira Knightley's ass crack!
|20:50:27| <Legion> See? Nothin'.
|20:51:00| <Legion> Later, I'm gonna light my dick on fire and -- okay, nevermind. This is boring.
|20:51:04| * Quits: Legion (chatzilla@PIX-374A3E43.ph.ph.cox.net) (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.69 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116])
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You know, you could just type "elvital" and my mIRC would go all funny and make me notice someone just started chatting...

NAHTMMM · Jan 27, 2006

[23:33:47]<DarthMacCartney>Yaaaeeeeeees!

[23:35:45]<MrsA>okay, there may be hope for volpone yet.

[23:35:49]<NAHTMMM>whee

[23:36:03]<MrsA>oh, are we done with that?

[23:36:14]<MrsA>damn, i was wasting my time????

[23:36:18]<MrsA>JELLO WRESTLING!!!

[23:36:27]<DarthMacCartney>What?!? I'm back!!
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BearTM · Feb 11, 2006

<Mandi> hello?
<Mandi> Riker: Captain, they all appear to be dead
<Mandi> Picard: Poke them with a stick!
<Mandi> Riker: I've poked them sir, but I think they are really dead
<Mandi> Picard: Did you poke them with a stick or your penis?
<Mandi> Riker: My penis sir
<Mandi> Picard: RIKER YOU FUCKING NECRO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED BACK ON MY SHIP!
<Mandi> Picard: To think you cheated on me with a dead body
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Pylades · Feb 18, 2006

|22:41:41| <baba10> hey elwood
|22:41:48| <baba10> i found a cool ww2 game youll like
|22:41:59| <baba10> http://www.heartsofiron2.com
|22:42:01| <baba10> clicky
|22:42:10| <~Elwood> Are you going to show me hearts of iron 2 for the thousandth time?
|22:42:18| <spaceturkey> hmm,,. if cass is austria
|22:42:20| <~Elwood> Baba, I said I didn't care months ago. I didn't care then, I don't care now.
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Mrs. Albert · Feb 26, 2006

<MrsA> I challenge you to a jello wrestling match.
<Mandi> let's go
<MrsA> followed by a long hot bath.
<Mandi> I have a mean leg scissors
<MrsA> 3
<MrsA> 2
<MrsA> 1
* MrsA pulls mandi's hair
* Mandi immediately falls down......you win...let's hit the showers
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NAHTMMM · Mar 6, 2006

[23:20:31]* TamarGarish cozies up to Elwood

[23:20:34]<TamarGarish>Don't go

[23:20:37]* MrsA piches elwood's butt

[23:20:40]<NAHTMMM>*steamy music*

[23:20:40]* MrsA points to tamar

Elwood · Mar 22, 2006

[23:40] *** Ancalagon (random_wor@4*IP removed*) has signed off IRC (irc.pixelarmy.us irc.godhates.us).
[23:40] *** Tex (random_wor@*IP removed*) has signed off IRC (irc.pixelarmy.us irc.godhates.us).
[23:41] NAHTMMM: Um?
[23:41] KatyJane: their dropping like flys
[23:42] NAHTMMM: maybe they were spys
[23:42] PhantomOfTheNet: they went fishing.

BearTM · Mar 22, 2006

<NAHTMMM> Hi
<Ted> Hello Hello
<NAHTMMM> Board's been fun today
<Ted> Why yes. It has...
* NAHTMMM is snowballing a post in the RR
<Ted> WHich One N
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Ew.

Just ew.

NAHTMMM · Mar 26, 2006

[20:32:39]* PhantomOfTheNet 's fingers are faster than Mrs A's.
[20:32:53]* NAHSick :\
[20:33:01]<Enlisted_per>How do you get them so strong
[20:33:14]<PhantomOfTheNet>I duel with my cats.
[20:33:17]* Darkening breaks two of PotN fringers..meh wins
[20:33:27]* NAHSick !
[20:33:29]<Darkening>typos ffs death to everyone
[20:33:33]<PhantomOfTheNet>what part of me is my "fringer"
[20:33:42]<Darkening>
[20:33:45]<PhantomOfTheNet>That might be an important part
[20:33:48]<tafkats>The part of you that ... makes fringes?
[20:33:53]<NAHSick> :\
[20:33:57]<NAHSick>Ooo, maybe
[20:33:58]* Darkening throws his toys out of the pram
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Mandi · Mar 28, 2006

<PhantomOfTheNet> Kinky is using a feather. Perverse is using the whole chicken. Sick is eating the chicken afterward.

Techman · Mar 29, 2006

Mandi said:

<PhantomOfTheNet> Kinky is using a feather. Perverse is using the whole chicken. Sick is eating the chicken afterward.
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We need a "spits coffee all over monitor" smiley.

Mrs. Albert · Mar 29, 2006

Not coffee, but it's the closest I could find.

NAHTMMM · Apr 12, 2006

[21:26:19]<Elwood>What the hell is a foam party?

[21:26:19]<Goofy>

[21:26:23]<Elwood>Is that like a Tuperware party?

[21:26:43]<NAHTMMM>poofy!

[21:26:45]<Goofy>imagine a club, but there is bubbles/foam up to your waist...

[21:26:54]<Shakes>no, they file a club with foam and you go dance in your bathing suit

[21:26:54]<Elwood>Eh

[21:27:06]<Elwood>It might contaminate my sidearm.

[21:27:06]<BearTM>Sounds...ghey.

[21:27:09]<Shakes>over your head you mean
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NAHTMMM · Apr 17, 2006

[22:16:20]<qoa>You guys had channel issues?

[22:16:56]<NAHTMMM>Not that I was aware of...

[22:17:26]<qoa>I guess he was talking about another channel.

[...]

[22:18:00]<NAHTMMM>WGN tried to harass us, but we sicced C-SPAN on them and we're okay...

[...]

[22:22:49]<Shep>C-Span is the roxor! you do NOT want to piss them off!

[22:24:03]<NAHTMMM>I saw it get into a fight with Lifetime, VH1, and TBS once. Whooped 'em all in like five minutes

[22:24:12]<NAHTMMM>And it was drunk at the time!

[22:24:35]<Shep>well, yeah, but Lifetime does fight like a girl

[22:24:41]<NAHTMMM>Yep

[22:26:11]<tafkats>Can still kick Oxygen's ass, though.

[22:26:30]<NAHTMMM>Ooh, burn!

[22:27:51]<Shep>Yup.

[22:28:27]<spaceturkey>Outdoorlife will hunt you down like a (prairie) dog

[22:28:33]<BearTM>Hmmmm.

[22:28:36]<Shep>Still, none are as tough as the History Channel.
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NAHTMMM · Apr 17, 2006

[21:56:56]<face>mexican is a tough language

[21:56:59]<Tech-mmless>my spanish lessons got gut off...they deported the girl at the wendy's drive throught
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Mrs. Albert · Apr 28, 2006

boredom:

<MrsA>
<Paladin>
<Paladin>
<MrsA>
<Paladin>
<MrsA>
<Paladin>
<MrsA> :bitch:
<Paladin> (!)
<MrsA>
<Paladin>
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NAHTMMM · May 7, 2006

[22:59:01]<Phantom>raisins are actually zombie grapes

[22:59:07]<NAHTMMM>

[22:59:19]<KatyJane>raisns are ok... but in stake sauce?

[22:59:22]<Phantom>shriveled and undead grapes!

[22:59:29]<KatyJane>heehee Zombie grapes

[22:59:30]<Diacanu>Mmm, grape souls.

NAHTMMM · May 7, 2006

It all makes sense now...

[20:59:31]<Tex>pretty good... no more BSG questions

[20:59:34]<baba>ok

[20:59:43]baba has quit IRC

[20:59:55]<Tex>i killed the baba

[21:00:04]<Enlisted_per>poor baba
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Elwood · May 19, 2006

[21:18] MrsA: awwww, now i want a fat little black boy.
[21:19] UA: wtf
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Mrs. Albert · May 19, 2006

^^^^Cute.

<Elwood> But anyways, I had a good time with Mikey.
<MrsA> awwww, now i want a fat little black boy.
<Shakes> i had a jamaican
<UA> wtf
<Elwood> ROFL
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Mrs. Albert · May 25, 2006

* Chuck plays Iron Maiden - Wasted Years
* Eccentric plays Futurama
* Tech-at-MMs doesn't play anything...mm is asleep
* Diacanu plays with himslef.
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Mrs. Albert · May 27, 2006

<Elwood> If you kill a bum, God smiles and the city thanks you.
<Tex> I learned long ago from a wiser man then me that you never fight a bum, they have nothing to lose, jail is a step up from behind a dumpster and they get a free meal to boot
<Diacanu> True.
<Tex> and even if i win, i could still lose, who knows what I would catch if he scratched me during the fight
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Tex · May 27, 2006

<Diacanu> This story'll piss you off, but one time, I gave a bum 5 bucks in dickels and dimes just because I was sick of carting it around in my change compartment, and it wa shurting my ass.
<Elwood> Meh. Doesn't piss me off.
<Diacanu> I was like "here, you be burdne dwith this wad of cumborsome metal".
<Tex> I don't are what you waste your nickles and dimes on Dicky
<Diacanu> Yeah, but it was 5 bucks.
<Elwood> I usually get something in return though. One time a guy asked me for $5 in gas so he could get home. I noticed a new pack of cigarettes in his pocket so I bought his gas, but I took his cigarettes and told him to get his priorities straight.
<Tex> Personally I would have filled a sock with the nickles and beat the bum to death
<Diacanu> Tex- Damn! now you tell me!
<Elwood> See, Tex has the right idea.
<Diacanu> i'm not quick on my feet with ideas like that.
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NAHTMMM · May 30, 2006

[22:57:39]<MrsA>i can't believe i got screwed outta elwood's eyes AND shakes' ass in the time night. i may weep.
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("time" should probably be "same")

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